Beetle Gheist
@beetleJuice
The play is more accurate! | They added lime! | ooc: kingGreed
// It's Beetlejuice, but if he were a troll. Lore, he was one of many Limes murdered in the genocide, and he took it personally. He came back with a vengeance and haunts Earth and Alternian and works as an exterminator of sorts. He has HATE and BEEF with Condy, but man, she is FINE as fuck. So he's kinda over it! YES, he's aware of the Plays, cartoons, and movies! THEY'RE ALL BASED ON HIM! The Play and the Cartoon are more lore-accurate, he thinks. Business is business to him, and he's selling his services no matter how underhandedly he gets with it. He takes on the form of a troll, but by all means, he is about as demonic as they come. He is an ancient eldritch evil with a soft spot for one human girl. He cares a great deal about Lydia and her family; he thinks of himself as her fun uncle! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/97422168_Qy9DEveKxY6ehT8.png
- Say say say my name! - Forgot that lil douchebag is here too! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Rock bottom? HA. Absolutely not. I have a shovel, I WILL dig and I will still come out on top! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - I am WAY older than most of you, i'm hot for it, i aged like fine wine! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Oh?
- Say say say my name! - im a few thousand years old! happens when you get murderized by a hot giant woman with a trident and come back as THIS- BAMB BOOM BANG!! ME! Hot, sexy, a lil bit crusty (don't worry i wash) - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Also what's up gang? Miss Daddy (or mommy we've been over this)? of course ya did. I had a question, anyone know any good place to grab a taco? i've been to earth plenty BUT i want a GO to place, or a go to place on alternia. or OR, a place that has some great hotdog. Yum. anyway yeah if you got any recommendations for ol' beetle lay it on me. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Good to see you again, Mx. G[][]eist. ]:>
- Say say say my name! - how's it going eeybie deebie? - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - that's good! only up from here! and if it's down! DIG THROUGH THE OTHERSIDE! back on the top! fantastic, thinking about tacos right now! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Great mentality to [][]ave. As for tacos, I wis[][] I [][]ad better recommendations on t[][]at regard. But as for [][]ot dogs, you'd be surprised [][]ow good a mobile street vendor can be.
- Say say say my name! - you ever get your dick sucked by a woman that looks like a venus fly trap? no? good, i'm still waiting for my dick to undissolve. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
I Want To Screen Print A Stupid, " Ironic " Shirt Tonight. Something That Will Make " People " Think Less Of Me Whenever They See Me Wearing It.
࣪⊹₊˚{ but why.... }*n*{ you could LITERALLYYYY make a shirt thatll make them FEAR you instead. like a cute little grubby tea or something..... }.A.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
a shirt that says only people who play video games should get to vote
I Am Sorry, Hicari. Tonight You Will Have To Bear The Burden Of Being Absurdly Beautiful And Fashionable Alone. #pensive #sympathetic
- Say say say my name! - Chittr sometimes traps me on a profile, and I gotta wait for it to register that I want to leave, but it traps me. Like a really bad relationship, but like with huge tits, cause obviously, I'm looking at a beautiful profile, you know, but it's TRAPPING YOU. So you gotta escape. Chittr is like a bad relationship, but the sex is great, you feel me? WAIT, I take it back. Chittr is like a GREAT relationship with bad sex. I like website moderators; great people, gave me my own badge. Like the lil robot badge person. Seen a few of the mods float around; funny as fuck people. A shrink won't help them, which is fine, cause we like people with a lil bit of problems- the spice of life. I got some problems too, probably! But I'm well adjusted, 3000-something sweeps and STILL fucking like a truck, ya know! THESE HIPS KEEP GOING, and sometimes SOMETIMES you can catch me on the bottom, RARE, but it happens! Something about me talking too much? Aah, I don't really listen! But I SEE YOU BOTTOMS, I FEEL YOU. BUt I prefer the top; it's easier to talk when someone's not trying to cover your mouth! Anyway, the mod team is great! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - I feel like an old man sometimes! Even though I'm so spry! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - MOTHER'S BACK!! It's a new month, therefore a new beetle. And look, I didn't start the post with "daddy's back!" improvements, I think, but it doesn't have as much UMPH to it as "DADDY," you know? BUT that's okay, I can workshop it, cause everyone kept complaining about "Daddy," but honestly I think it's powerful, puts some hair on your chest, sorta. PAPA BEETLE? Would you want that? Again, Mommy works fine, but I think Mommy is like... maybe TOO MUCH right now. So Daddy Beetle, PAPA BEETLE makes me sound like I got some HEFT, real good heft! Maybe I'll do Papa Beetle next time. Who knows. Anyway, went to Paris cause I got invited for once, and let me tell you some of the best fucking bread is in France. I love going, humans, and carbs? unmatched. They've also got some of the shows, CAUSE REMEMBER, I got 2 movies about me. AND A PLAY AND A CARTOON, CRAZY SHIT. But in Paris, I called myself daddy in French. WORKED OUT GREAT; they told me it wasn't weird at all, so I think there's some SLIGHT overreaction to it here. DADDY BEETLE'S HERE! How's it going? - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - 3am, and daddy is craving some gas-station taquitos. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - My favorite party trick is pulling snakes outta my sleeves. Someone USUALLY dies, but it's all good fun! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
man im either sleepy or hungry or both i read that as snacks like three times in a row before i clocked that you werent talking about snacks god i want a snack hold on be right back
- Say say say my name! - Damn, you aint helpin me either, there, kid! Now Im gonna get me a snack. Those gas-station taquitos are callin me... - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
see i was sitting here like how would sleeve snacks kill people are they just like choking on it and then i was like oh no hes talking about snakes but the damage was already done it was too late my stomach was rumbling fuck man i might copy you taquitos sound fire as hell right now #violence
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, snacks that fly out of my sleeve and people choke on it is HILARIOUS. But no, it's venomous snakes! They're lovely gals. AAAND exactly, taquitos are exactly what I need, what YOU need. Mmmm. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
see this was the part where i was gonna ask why you had snakes up your sleeves and why they were killing people but i think actually im going to shelf that question taquitos are way more important right now you know what they say cant do anything on an empty stomach
- Say say say my name! - Hello chittr, your favorite guy is here. Me. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, a lot of people can give me a bad opinion, and I'd accept it as fact if they're attractive! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - I remember when some random bitch tried to psychoanalyze me. NO clue why; I'm the happiest I can be. Also, I'm hot! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Daddy Beetle supports yaoi! Except I'm not gay; I fucked a guy a few times, eh. Still wouldn'tconsider myself gay; free to play around with anyone? Yeah sure sure sure. Almost anyone. I am a LIL picky, I got preferences, DADDY'S GOT HIS PREFERENCE. Or Mommy, again, that too. Anyway. Is it really gay? It's like a spectrum; sometimes you feel a lil more homosexual than usual, sometimes you don't. Spin a wheel in my heart and let that choose. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - it's just an idiom kid, means to take certain claims and statements with skepticism. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - yeah, just fact check information basically. and what's that kid? - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - oh crazy, huh. HMMM. good luck kid. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
It is not exactly sane, I suppose. I feel myself going "crazy" at times.
- Say say say my name! - Hey a tip, don't aim to be human, aim to feel alive. that's a better goal alright? - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - You'll know it when it happens kid. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Don't lower your standards for anyone. AND REMINDER: if they can cook and make good food. IT'S NOT LOWERING YOUR STANDARDS. Anyway, I can cook real good. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - They did make me look fine as hell in that one cartoon. Always liked the black-and-white suit! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
c< tHat suit is iNcredibly icONic, 2 be HONest >c
- Say say say my name! - It is, insanely iconic, I should wear it more! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Usually it's some kid who wants me to scare their ex. Like, kid, just hit them with a car a lil bit or something. A QUICKER solution than me scaring them. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
<< Actually good adv:ce!!! >>
- Say say say my name! - Thank you! I have good advice sometimes! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't need people summoning me all the time; I don't respond all the time. Sometimes. I respond sometimes. I've gotten stuck with some annoying people before. If I appear and you have anime figurines in jars in your room. I WILL leave. I've got my limits. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - First of all, I'm not a demon. I am a malignant spirit that's got a lil bit of eldritch drama going on. Also, "Daddy Beetle" won't summon me; "Beetlejuice" summons me if you say say say it 3 times. Of course you can get demonic with it (but I will judge you.) - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -