Beetle Gheist
@beetleJuice
The play is more accurate! | I'm not olive! I'm lime I just wanted the Green. | ooc: kingGreed
// It's Beetlejuice, but if he were a troll. Lore, he was one of many Limes murdered in the genocide, and he took it personally. He came back with a vengeance and haunts Earth and Alternian and works as an exterminator of sorts. He has HATE and BEEF with Condy, but man, she is FINE as fuck. So he's kinda over it! YES, he's aware of the Plays, cartoons, and movies! THEY'RE ALL BASED ON HIM! The Play and the Cartoon are more lore-accurate, he thinks. Business is business to him, and he's selling his services no matter how underhandedly he gets with it. He takes on the form of a troll, but by all means, he is about as demonic as they come. He is an ancient eldritch evil with a soft spot for one human girl. He cares a great deal about Lydia and her family; he thinks of himself as her fun uncle! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/97422168_Qy9DEveKxY6ehT8.png
- Say say say my name! - Never had someone call my name name name during sex, wonder what would happen π€ - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Kitten, daddy slept like shit! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Rockin that ambiguous swag! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - #ontheradio Snap out of it - Arctic Monkeys - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Oh @imJunior hit me with that eldritch badge by the way. if ya could maybe that funky lil verified fucker too or all manners of the verified thing. - π πππππ! -
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
- Say say say my name! - You da nonbinary pal Junior! - π πππππ! -
\ n >< n / #juniorjuniorjunior #yippee!
- Say say say my name! - I was gonna reply to that jade person but chitter just hard refreshed on it's own and scared the shit outta me. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't have a definitive height. I can change that shit at will. Want me tall, want me short? I GOT YOU. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Helloooooooo chittr, Daddy's here! Or mommy, if you prefer Mommy Beetle? I think I'd make a hot milf. I'm not, but damn, think about me with 2 fat jugs and an equally fat ass! I'd be hot and rockin it! I am, however, not a hot sexy milf, but I'm not against being called mommy, might do something for me, who knows! Reminds me of this really hot drag queen I met a few sweeps back, hilarious and great singer. Wonder what that hottie is up to. Anyway, I've come to a revelation: I am not caught up to speed with all the current hot trends going around with the youth, and honestly, maybe I should get all caught up. I saw the first 2 scream movies but not the rest for some context. Anyway, if you have any movie recommendations for Daddy Beetle here, lemme know. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I have grey hair, it aint that bad. Well, I got it after I was violently murdered BUT, but aging is a priiiiivilege, and you get SUPER HOT, more people want that hot bulge, you know what I'm say say saying? Ladies crawl all over you! Sometimes men! Usually they're trying to choke me to shut me up, but it never works! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Also, Daddy Beetle (or Mommy Beetle, up to you) has been busy. What have you been up too chittr chattrs? - π πππππ! -
// -writes post, sighs as i finish it hits send in shame-
- Say say say my name! - I call myself daddy, but you can call me mommy too. - π πππππ! -
// Sometimes I feel like I should have a consent form for who beetle can just unload a paragraph of text onto. I can't do that in my good concious cause he can go on and on and on.
- Say say say my name! - Being married was an entire ordeal, I'll say say say. EXPENSIVE TOO. THEN GETTING DIVORCED WAS ALSO EXPENSIVE. Pain in the ass! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Doing my daily "hello" and Hi. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Check it, new badge- ALL for me. Just stylin it up with the ol sandworm. Gettin CRUNK with it. Daddy beetle likes! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Oooh tall, dark, and spooky! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - If I were a woman, I'd be all over that! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - My notifications lit up like I was getting my ass slapped repeatedly. - π πππππ! -
>> Β‘...
- Say say say my name! - I look away and my notification cheeks are tender. Good lord, anyway, hi. - π πππππ! -
>> HEJWHWJW ΰͺ‘orryy He11o hahahah
- Say say say my name! - No problem! Just shocked me, is all! - π πππππ! -
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- Say say say my name! - HELLO! Fun quirk you got there! - π πππππ! -
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- Say say say my name! - I don't care about all that beforan and alternian stuff; I lived during the Limeblood classwipe, got murdered myself, actually! Maybe I'll talk about it in excruciating detail later! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Man, I love being me! - π πππππ! -
Beetlejuice? #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #chittrgold
- Say say say my name! - Heya lol buddy and ooooh new thing? - π πππππ! -