Beetle Gheist
@beetleJuice
The play is more accurate! | They added lime! | ooc: kingGreed
// It's Beetlejuice, but if he were a troll. Lore, he was one of many Limes murdered in the genocide, and he took it personally. He came back with a vengeance and haunts Earth and Alternian and works as an exterminator of sorts. He has HATE and BEEF with Condy, but man, she is FINE as fuck. So he's kinda over it! YES, he's aware of the Plays, cartoons, and movies! THEY'RE ALL BASED ON HIM! The Play and the Cartoon are more lore-accurate, he thinks. Business is business to him, and he's selling his services no matter how underhandedly he gets with it. He takes on the form of a troll, but by all means, he is about as demonic as they come. He is an ancient eldritch evil with a soft spot for one human girl. He cares a great deal about Lydia and her family; he thinks of himself as her fun uncle! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/97422168_Qy9DEveKxY6ehT8.png
- Say say say my name! - 3am, and daddy is craving some gas-station taquitos. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - My favorite party trick is pulling snakes outta my sleeves. Someone USUALLY dies, but it's all good fun! - π πππππ! -
man im either sleepy or hungry or both i read that as snacks like three times in a row before i clocked that you werent talking about snacks god i want a snack hold on be right back
- Say say say my name! - Damn, you aint helpin me either, there, kid! Now Im gonna get me a snack. Those gas-station taquitos are callin me... - π πππππ! -
see i was sitting here like how would sleeve snacks kill people are they just like choking on it and then i was like oh no hes talking about snakes but the damage was already done it was too late my stomach was rumbling fuck man i might copy you taquitos sound fire as hell right now #violence
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, snacks that fly out of my sleeve and people choke on it is HILARIOUS. But no, it's venomous snakes! They're lovely gals. AAAND exactly, taquitos are exactly what I need, what YOU need. Mmmm. - π πππππ! -
see this was the part where i was gonna ask why you had snakes up your sleeves and why they were killing people but i think actually im going to shelf that question taquitos are way more important right now you know what they say cant do anything on an empty stomach
- Say say say my name! - Hello chittr, your favorite guy is here. Me. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, a lot of people can give me a bad opinion, and I'd accept it as fact if they're attractive! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I remember when some random bitch tried to psychoanalyze me. NO clue why; I'm the happiest I can be. Also, I'm hot! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Daddy Beetle supports yaoi! Except I'm not gay; I fucked a guy a few times, eh. Still wouldn'tconsider myself gay; free to play around with anyone? Yeah sure sure sure. Almost anyone. I am a LIL picky, I got preferences, DADDY'S GOT HIS PREFERENCE. Or Mommy, again, that too. Anyway. Is it really gay? It's like a spectrum; sometimes you feel a lil more homosexual than usual, sometimes you don't. Spin a wheel in my heart and let that choose. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - it's just an idiom kid, means to take certain claims and statements with skepticism. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - yeah, just fact check information basically. and what's that kid? - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - oh crazy, huh. HMMM. good luck kid. - π πππππ! -
It is not exactly sane, I suppose. I feel myself going "crazy" at times.
- Say say say my name! - Hey a tip, don't aim to be human, aim to feel alive. that's a better goal alright? - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - You'll know it when it happens kid. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Don't lower your standards for anyone. AND REMINDER: if they can cook and make good food. IT'S NOT LOWERING YOUR STANDARDS. Anyway, I can cook real good. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - They did make me look fine as hell in that one cartoon. Always liked the black-and-white suit! - π πππππ! -
c< tHat suit is iNcredibly icONic, 2 be HONest >c
- Say say say my name! - It is, insanely iconic, I should wear it more! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Usually it's some kid who wants me to scare their ex. Like, kid, just hit them with a car a lil bit or something. A QUICKER solution than me scaring them. - π πππππ! -
<< Actually good adv:ce!!! >>
- Say say say my name! - Thank you! I have good advice sometimes! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't need people summoning me all the time; I don't respond all the time. Sometimes. I respond sometimes. I've gotten stuck with some annoying people before. If I appear and you have anime figurines in jars in your room. I WILL leave. I've got my limits. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - First of all, I'm not a demon. I am a malignant spirit that's got a lil bit of eldritch drama going on. Also, "Daddy Beetle" won't summon me; "Beetlejuice" summons me if you say say say it 3 times. Of course you can get demonic with it (but I will judge you.) - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't see the problem calling myself daddy (or mommy, again, up to the mood and vibe). After all, I'm not doing it cause I'm trying to get laid. I think I'm just daddy material? In what way? Don't worry about it. Back in my day, it was cool cats and daddys, and I'm daddy. So I'm gonna call myself daddy. If I was skinnier, maybe cool cat, but cool cat beetle is back isn't hitting. Daddy Beetle hits. Or Mommy Beetle. But Mommy Gheist might be better cause that sounds better. Of course you don't have to say say say Daddy Beetle; I'm calling myself that. You can just say say say Beetle Gheist or Beetlejuice, whatever works. Anyway, Daddy Beetle's been thinking about Project Hail Mary. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Yeah, the sentient space rock. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Oh! well, Rip. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Thanks, it's been carefully cultivated by something. Not sure what yet. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - It's a good movie! I liked it; I wanna watch it again! Ryland Grace? I like that man. Best Ryan Gosling has ever looked. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Already doing that, they can't kill me twice! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Human Ryan Gosling, but for the troll one. The comment extends to that too. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - My full name name name is actually "Beetle Scarab Gheist," but say say saying that full fucking name name name is too much, so I opted for Beetlejuice. My branding is solid there, if you ask me! The ladies (and men) like it simple! But I will say say say Scarabjuice was a close second option! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Never had someone call my name name name during sex, wonder what would happen π€ - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Kitten, daddy slept like shit! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Rockin that ambiguous swag! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - #ontheradio Snap out of it - Arctic Monkeys - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Oh @imJunior hit me with that eldritch badge by the way. if ya could maybe that funky lil verified fucker too or all manners of the verified thing. - π πππππ! -
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
- Say say say my name! - You da nonbinary pal Junior! - π πππππ! -
\ n >< n / #juniorjuniorjunior #yippee!
- Say say say my name! - I was gonna reply to that jade person but chitter just hard refreshed on it's own and scared the shit outta me. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't have a definitive height. I can change that shit at will. Want me tall, want me short? I GOT YOU. - π πππππ! -