
Beetle Gheist
@beetleJuice
The play is more accurate! | They added lime! | ooc: kingGreed

- Say say say my name! - Also what's up gang? Miss Daddy (or mommy we've been over this)? of course ya did. I had a question, anyone know any good place to grab a taco? i've been to earth plenty BUT i want a GO to place, or a go to place on alternia. or OR, a place that has some great hotdog. Yum. anyway yeah if you got any recommendations for ol' beetle lay it on me. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - I am WAY older than most of you, i'm hot for it, i aged like fine wine! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
8=l < Then there's me 8=l < Aggressively fertile 8=l < I have to be carefoal every single time 8=l < Especially during heats 8=l < This timeline did some unfair things to my biology

- Say say say my name! - My favorite party trick is pulling snakes outta my sleeves. Someone USUALLY dies, but it's all good fun! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

- Say say say my name! - Daddy Beetle supports yaoi! Except I'm not gay; I fucked a guy a few times, eh. Still wouldn'tconsider myself gay; free to play around with anyone? Yeah sure sure sure. Almost anyone. I am a LIL picky, I got preferences, DADDY'S GOT HIS PREFERENCE. Or Mommy, again, that too. Anyway. Is it really gay? It's like a spectrum; sometimes you feel a lil more homosexual than usual, sometimes you don't. Spin a wheel in my heart and let that choose. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -

Let me be clear, my stance on the hemospectrum has not changed: I do not care about your blood caste unless you are annoying about it.

၄⋆၃ when the rest of your xaste is physixally strong but youre a weak fuxking loser bitxh boy who keeps falling down the damn stairs sxratxhes my pan maybe im strong willed dot dot dot


