Beetle Gheist
@beetleJuice
The play is more accurate! | They added lime! | ooc: kingGreed
- Say say say my name! - Forgot that lil douchebag is here too! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Rock bottom? HA. Absolutely not. I have a shovel, I WILL dig and I will still come out on top! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I am WAY older than most of you, i'm hot for it, i aged like fine wine! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - im a few thousand years old! happens when you get murderized by a hot giant woman with a trident and come back as THIS- BAMB BOOM BANG!! ME! Hot, sexy, a lil bit crusty (don't worry i wash) - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Also what's up gang? Miss Daddy (or mommy we've been over this)? of course ya did. I had a question, anyone know any good place to grab a taco? i've been to earth plenty BUT i want a GO to place, or a go to place on alternia. or OR, a place that has some great hotdog. Yum. anyway yeah if you got any recommendations for ol' beetle lay it on me. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - how's it going eeybie deebie? - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - that's good! only up from here! and if it's down! DIG THROUGH THE OTHERSIDE! back on the top! fantastic, thinking about tacos right now! - π πππππ! -
Great mentality to [][]ave. As for tacos, I wis[][] I [][]ad better recommendations on t[][]at regard. But as for [][]ot dogs, you'd be surprised [][]ow good a mobile street vendor can be.
- Say say say my name! - you ever get your dick sucked by a woman that looks like a venus fly trap? no? good, i'm still waiting for my dick to undissolve. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Chittr sometimes traps me on a profile, and I gotta wait for it to register that I want to leave, but it traps me. Like a really bad relationship, but like with huge tits, cause obviously, I'm looking at a beautiful profile, you know, but it's TRAPPING YOU. So you gotta escape. Chittr is like a bad relationship, but the sex is great, you feel me? WAIT, I take it back. Chittr is like a GREAT relationship with bad sex. I like website moderators; great people, gave me my own badge. Like the lil robot badge person. Seen a few of the mods float around; funny as fuck people. A shrink won't help them, which is fine, cause we like people with a lil bit of problems- the spice of life. I got some problems too, probably! But I'm well adjusted, 3000-something sweeps and STILL fucking like a truck, ya know! THESE HIPS KEEP GOING, and sometimes SOMETIMES you can catch me on the bottom, RARE, but it happens! Something about me talking too much? Aah, I don't really listen! But I SEE YOU BOTTOMS, I FEEL YOU. BUt I prefer the top; it's easier to talk when someone's not trying to cover your mouth! Anyway, the mod team is great! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I feel like an old man sometimes! Even though I'm so spry! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - MOTHER'S BACK!! It's a new month, therefore a new beetle. And look, I didn't start the post with "daddy's back!" improvements, I think, but it doesn't have as much UMPH to it as "DADDY," you know? BUT that's okay, I can workshop it, cause everyone kept complaining about "Daddy," but honestly I think it's powerful, puts some hair on your chest, sorta. PAPA BEETLE? Would you want that? Again, Mommy works fine, but I think Mommy is like... maybe TOO MUCH right now. So Daddy Beetle, PAPA BEETLE makes me sound like I got some HEFT, real good heft! Maybe I'll do Papa Beetle next time. Who knows. Anyway, went to Paris cause I got invited for once, and let me tell you some of the best fucking bread is in France. I love going, humans, and carbs? unmatched. They've also got some of the shows, CAUSE REMEMBER, I got 2 movies about me. AND A PLAY AND A CARTOON, CRAZY SHIT. But in Paris, I called myself daddy in French. WORKED OUT GREAT; they told me it wasn't weird at all, so I think there's some SLIGHT overreaction to it here. DADDY BEETLE'S HERE! How's it going? - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - 3am, and daddy is craving some gas-station taquitos. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - My favorite party trick is pulling snakes outta my sleeves. Someone USUALLY dies, but it's all good fun! - π πππππ! -
man im either sleepy or hungry or both i read that as snacks like three times in a row before i clocked that you werent talking about snacks god i want a snack hold on be right back
- Say say say my name! - Damn, you aint helpin me either, there, kid! Now Im gonna get me a snack. Those gas-station taquitos are callin me... - π πππππ! -
see i was sitting here like how would sleeve snacks kill people are they just like choking on it and then i was like oh no hes talking about snakes but the damage was already done it was too late my stomach was rumbling fuck man i might copy you taquitos sound fire as hell right now #violence
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, snacks that fly out of my sleeve and people choke on it is HILARIOUS. But no, it's venomous snakes! They're lovely gals. AAAND exactly, taquitos are exactly what I need, what YOU need. Mmmm. - π πππππ! -
see this was the part where i was gonna ask why you had snakes up your sleeves and why they were killing people but i think actually im going to shelf that question taquitos are way more important right now you know what they say cant do anything on an empty stomach
- Say say say my name! - Hello chittr, your favorite guy is here. Me. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Honestly, a lot of people can give me a bad opinion, and I'd accept it as fact if they're attractive! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I remember when some random bitch tried to psychoanalyze me. NO clue why; I'm the happiest I can be. Also, I'm hot! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Daddy Beetle supports yaoi! Except I'm not gay; I fucked a guy a few times, eh. Still wouldn'tconsider myself gay; free to play around with anyone? Yeah sure sure sure. Almost anyone. I am a LIL picky, I got preferences, DADDY'S GOT HIS PREFERENCE. Or Mommy, again, that too. Anyway. Is it really gay? It's like a spectrum; sometimes you feel a lil more homosexual than usual, sometimes you don't. Spin a wheel in my heart and let that choose. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - it's just an idiom kid, means to take certain claims and statements with skepticism. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - yeah, just fact check information basically. and what's that kid? - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - oh crazy, huh. HMMM. good luck kid. - π πππππ! -
It is not exactly sane, I suppose. I feel myself going "crazy" at times.
- Say say say my name! - Hey a tip, don't aim to be human, aim to feel alive. that's a better goal alright? - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - You'll know it when it happens kid. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Don't lower your standards for anyone. AND REMINDER: if they can cook and make good food. IT'S NOT LOWERING YOUR STANDARDS. Anyway, I can cook real good. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - They did make me look fine as hell in that one cartoon. Always liked the black-and-white suit! - π πππππ! -
c< tHat suit is iNcredibly icONic, 2 be HONest >c
- Say say say my name! - It is, insanely iconic, I should wear it more! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Usually it's some kid who wants me to scare their ex. Like, kid, just hit them with a car a lil bit or something. A QUICKER solution than me scaring them. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Thank you! I have good advice sometimes! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't need people summoning me all the time; I don't respond all the time. Sometimes. I respond sometimes. I've gotten stuck with some annoying people before. If I appear and you have anime figurines in jars in your room. I WILL leave. I've got my limits. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - First of all, I'm not a demon. I am a malignant spirit that's got a lil bit of eldritch drama going on. Also, "Daddy Beetle" won't summon me; "Beetlejuice" summons me if you say say say it 3 times. Of course you can get demonic with it (but I will judge you.) - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't see the problem calling myself daddy (or mommy, again, up to the mood and vibe). After all, I'm not doing it cause I'm trying to get laid. I think I'm just daddy material? In what way? Don't worry about it. Back in my day, it was cool cats and daddys, and I'm daddy. So I'm gonna call myself daddy. If I was skinnier, maybe cool cat, but cool cat beetle is back isn't hitting. Daddy Beetle hits. Or Mommy Beetle. But Mommy Gheist might be better cause that sounds better. Of course you don't have to say say say Daddy Beetle; I'm calling myself that. You can just say say say Beetle Gheist or Beetlejuice, whatever works. Anyway, Daddy Beetle's been thinking about Project Hail Mary. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Yeah, the sentient space rock. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Thanks, it's been carefully cultivated by something. Not sure what yet. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - It's a good movie! I liked it; I wanna watch it again! Ryland Grace? I like that man. Best Ryan Gosling has ever looked. - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Already doing that, they can't kill me twice! - π πππππ! -
- Say say say my name! - Human Ryan Gosling, but for the troll one. The comment extends to that too. - π πππππ! -