#pensive

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Didn't Get Any Sleep, But That Was My Own Fault. Let's Get This Grubloaf. #pensive #suggestive #nsfc #sufferingfromsuccess

#pensive #nsfc #suggestive #sufferingfromsuccess

Kult: +11

Total: 11

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < gosh im tired of people having so many notes on my cat puns :33 < like dude, i made the pun, even if its nyot the one mew wanted fuckin chill :33 < start making mewr own cat puns if mew care that much gosh!! :00 < pensive

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Turning a blind eye to what the timeline is on about, I bring you this question: Why do hotdog buns come in odd numbers, when hot dogs come in evens? #pensive

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

My Divine Punishment For Being Annoying Online, Is That Others Are Also Allowed To Be Annoying Online. #pensive #mylifeissohard #lie

#pensive #mylifeissohard #lie

Kult: +13

Total: 13

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The Rabies Outbreak Has Been Cancelled, They've Given Me My Shots. #pensive #woe

Kult: +29

Kull: +2

Total: 31

Ratio: 14.50

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Fear That I May Have " Sillied " Too Close To The Green Sun. I Am Being Monitored. #pensive #deserved

#pensive #deserved

Kult: +8

Total: 8

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Can't Do Anything Else. All Of My Hobbies Demand The Use Of My Dominant Hand. This Is Fucked Up. #pensive

Kult: +34

Kull: +4

Total: 38

Ratio: 8.50

@emotionalCorpse[EC]

pepperoni or troll italian hoagie these are the tough questions we must ask ourselves in the early hours of the night #pensive #unsure #hungry

#pensive #hungry #unsure

Kult: +14

Kull: +7

Total: 21

Ratio: 2.00

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Am In Screen Printing Hell. My Cold, Unfeeling Boss Has No Compassion For Poor, Poor Larkso. #lie #pensive

Kult: +17

Kull: +11

Total: 28

Ratio: 1.55

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Will Unfortunately Be Revealing Every Hidden Image Because I Have No Self Control. I Just Want To Know. #pensive

Kult: +24

Kull: +2

Total: 26

Ratio: 12.00

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Don't Want Other Trolls To Solve My Problems For Me. / I / Want To Solve My Problems For Me. There Is Much More Dignity In Fighting And Dying Than There Is In Cowering And Letting Others Do My " Dirty Work " For Me. #pensive #violence

#pensive #violence

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The Signless Gives His Hardest Struggles To The Prettiest Trolls With The Nicest Bulges ( Like You And I ). #pensive #nsfw #nsfc

#pensive #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +46

Total: 46

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

I've seen the Purple Moniker, the Davelings, and the One Dirk of Many badges. Do the rest of the "Originals" (citation needed) also have a blanket badge for them? #Pensive #Feverish #Delirious

#pensive #feverish #delirious

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I've Changed My Mind, My Enemies Can't Call Themselves " Daddy " Either. I Will Not Be Elaborating, Don't Ask Me Shit. #suggestive #nsfc #pensive

#pensive #nsfc #suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Why Are Entities Of The Omniscient Variety Always So / Annoying /? I Am Returning To The Friends Tab. #pensive

Kult: +33

Total: 33

Cow in EE's woods

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOO #pensive #frustrated

#frustrated #pensive

Kult: +12

Kull: +5

Total: 17

Ratio: 2.40

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

The people wishing to get their skull crushed by thighs have to remember that the person who has those thighs has to live with what they've done for the rest of their life. #pensive #suggestive #gore

#pensive #gore #suggestive

Kult: +14

Total: 14

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Sweaty. :< Not In A Sexy Way. #suggestive #pensive

#pensive #suggestive

Kult: +15

Kull: +2

Total: 17

Ratio: 7.50

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The " People " Will Not Fight Me, And Only Because They Think I Am Insane. I Am Not Insane Just Because I Bit His Shoulder And Tackled Him Like A Feral Beast. I Am Normal. This Is What You Do When You Are Trying To Win. #violence #pensive

#pensive #violence

Kult: +29

Kull: +2

Total: 31

Ratio: 14.50

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Yeah, Alright. Stab Me In The Bloodpusher Then. #pensive #violence

#pensive #violence

Kult: +16

Total: 16

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

"please Wear The Bikini Im A Little Desperate For It Actually" You Know, This Actually Took Less Time Than I Thought It Would. I Am Disappointed In You, Whoever You Are. This Isn't A Question. #pensive #larksoama #suggestive? https://tally.so/r/449eay

#pensive #larksoama #suggestive

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

When She Posts Those Photos Of Me For Promotional Purposes You " Guys " Have To Promise Not To Laugh. I Am Required By My Job To Repost Them. #pensive

Kult: +25

Total: 25

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

He's In A Situation And I Don't Even Know If It's My Place To Try And Intervene. #pensive

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Anything #nsfw Turns Into Sentimental, Yearning Soup In My Pan. I Have Never Been Less " Turned On " By A Sexual Thought. #nsfc #pensive

#pensive #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +23

Kull: +4

Total: 27

Ratio: 5.75

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Always Say I Want To Be A Good Boy, But Really I Just Want To Be A Good Troll. #suggestive? #pensive

#pensive #suggestive

Kult: +21

Kull: +2

Total: 23

Ratio: 10.50

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

This Is An Awful Time For Drone Season To Be Right Around The Corner. I Am Giving Myself A Headache. #nsfw #nsfc #pensive

#pensive #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

My Long Day Factory Wasn't Long Enough, Now I Have The Rest Of The Night Alone With My Pan. #notpositive #pensive

#pensive #notpositive

Kult: +16

Total: 16

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

These Deviled Eggs Are Too Expensive To Be As Good As They Could Be. #pensive

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Continue To Interact With Trolls I'm Attracted To Despite The Impending Drone Season Making Me Worse Each Light. This Is What They Call " Self Sabotage ". #positive #pensive #nsfw #nsfc

#pensive #nsfw #positive #nsfc

Kult: +44

Kull: +7

Total: 51

Ratio: 6.29

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The Confessioners Are Being Weird About My " Blorbo " And It Is Getting Uncomfortable. #pensive #fullynegative #nsfw?

#pensive #nsfw #fullynegative

Kult: +26

Total: 26

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I'm Sorry For Being Funny Only When No One Else Is Online. #pensive #sufferingfromsuccess

#pensive #sufferingfromsuccess

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Can't Even Fight In The Forested Area Near My Hive Anymore Because It May Attract The New Troll's Attention. This Is Hoofbeast Shit. #pensive

Kult: +17

Kull: +2

Total: 19

Ratio: 8.50

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

My Scissors Were Confiscated. :< #pensive

Kult: +4

Kull: +4

Total: 8

Ratio: 1.00

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Once Again I Find Myself At A Loss For What To Wear. I've Worn All Of My Outfits To Death, I Must Consider Making Something New. #pensive

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Need To Learn How To #pitchflirt Without Eventually Becoming Fond Of The Person I Am Attempting To Pitch Flirt With. I Have Too Much Love In My Pusher. #pensive

#pensive #pitchflirt

Kult: +37

Total: 37

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The Worst Part About Hating Wrothe Is That I Will Never Get To Feed His Lusus A Block Of Coarse Straw. #pensive

Kult: +21

Kull: +12

Total: 33

Ratio: 1.75

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Every Time I See The Word " Daddy " Now I Think About Casper And His Stupid Bit. I Am Tormented By The Things I Said To Add To Said Bit. #nsfw #pensive #notpositive

#pensive #nsfw #notpositive

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

There's Blood On My Weezer Shirt. #violence #pensive

#pensive #violence

Kult: +29

Total: 29

[ >AKRAVI, LAW ABIDING EVIL WIZARD_ ]

@arenaceousAlchemy[AA]

[ >WHILST THEE WERE BUSY FIGHTING THE NIGHT AWAY, A LONE ANT HATH BREATHED ITS FINAL BREATH #SAD #SADNESS #MOURNING #PENSIVE #CRYING #INCONSOLABLE_ ]

#pensive #sadness #sad #mourning #inconsolable #crying

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Want To Bite Him, So Everyone Knows He's Mine. It Isn't Fair That Other People Are Able To Look At Him. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc

#pensive #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +29

Total: 29

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

What If I'm Not A " Silly And Funny Guy "? What If Something Is Genuinely Wrong With Me? #pensive

Kult: +16

Total: 16

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

You Know, I Cut Terran's Arm Off With The Very Scissors He Gifted Me When We Were Wrigglers. My First Ever Pair. #pensive #gore #violence

#pensive #gore #violence

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Want Him Carnally, That Goes Without Saying, But I Also Want Him Emotionally. I Am Supposed To Be The Emotionally Closed Off Pocketnook. This Is Terrible News. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc

#pensive #nsfw #nsfc

Kult: +21

Kull: +5

Total: 26

Ratio: 4.20

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

My Pitch Quadrant Is Vacant Only Because I Am So " Aggressive " And " Mean ". Not My Own Choice Of Words. Trolls Don't Want A " Twink " To Put Up A Fight These Days. #pensive #nsfw #pitchposting

#pensive #nsfw #pitchposting

Kult: +24

Total: 24

@stupidBarkbeast[SB]

⋆˚🐾˖°re: the delivizcerator zitch i ran and barked and zavaged 2 cloze 2 the zun nd now i have 0% energy and it zux!!! i'm liek totez weak and feeble and helplezz and probably couldn't even ztop zomebody from catching n taming me rn which would be zo zuckz #penzive°˖🐾˚⋆

Kult: +16

Kull: +10

Total: 26

Ratio: 1.60

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I'm Bad At Pitch Relationships, Because I Like To Be Hurt Too Much And Will Flush Crush On You Eventually. #nsfw #pensive #pitchwoes

#pensive #nsfw #pitchwoes

Kult: +45

Kull: +5

Total: 50

Ratio: 9.00

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Am Not Posting Nudes Both Because I Am Insecure About The Wounds And Because Some Of You Might Like Them Too Much. #healing #pensive #violence #nsfw

#pensive #violence #nsfw #healing

Kult: +40

Total: 40

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

The Most Unforgivable Act He Performed Was Pushing Me Out Of My Hive. I Can't Even Go To The Local Gym To Watch Shirtless Men At Present. #pensive #suggestive #thisisbullshit

#pensive #thisisbullshit #suggestive

Kult: +14

Kull: +5

Total: 19

Ratio: 2.80

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Can't Even Participate In Hornyposting Because My Ex Flush Is Such A Lowdown Freak Of Nature And Everything Holy. #nsfw #pensive

Kult: +43

Total: 43