dave strider
@turntechsGodhead
dj, really fucking great photographer and owner of the best collection of taxidermy crows this side of the incipisphere
I think soooon i'll be filming MRE reviews like thoose bald ass dudes oon Grubtube
oops @turntechsGodhead i found your skull we need to arrange an exchange #gore #maybe #cw-skull
look at him rizzing it up for the cam god damn what a handsome son of a bitch
i convince myself i dont have an accent and then im in a convenience store in another part of the country and some six year old tells their dad i sound like a wild west lumpy space princess thinking i aint hear it
yo broccoli cheddar soop update brocc has taken to standing on the counter and then looking at me like this when i tell him he needs to get his obese fucking paws off of said counter before i rip him a brand new three bedroom two bathroom double wide asshole look at this smug little smirk he knows what he does https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af2993e47531.jpeg #cheddarfromthebrocc #usedtohavealittlenowigotalot
what the fuck
WHAT IS THAT THING.
Glad to see Soup is doing good. Give him more pats from me.
Give him a kissy for me
give him my business card
he evades my lips to his forehead like how i evade the irs so this is gonna be a bit of an advanced maneuver
I Invite You Over Under The Guise That We Are Going To Have Sex, Little Do You Know I Intend To Play Only In Dreams On My Bass Guitar At You. If You Boo I Cull You On The Spot. #nsfw #nsfc #violence
oh..
>--D=Well=booing=an=indigoblood=is=quite=the=major=offence=haha=:)//<
C★n you pl★y wonder w★ll too?
:33 < i cull mew the moment i realize we're nyot having sex
I Can And I Will. #serene
guys did you see that he called me mister strider
not barack vagueposting about me
#sad
get a fucking load of my new cat you guys genuinely an upstanding lad my boy brocc posted up https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5e2ad80f93b.jpeg
soooooo cool! :O
၄⋆၃ love this fat bastard
I refuse to call him all that. Just Soup or Broc is going to have to do.
putting disrespect on broccoli cheddar soop doggs brockiana grande’s name like that goddamn
He's still a sweetheart. Give him a treat for me.
this cat is so orange and fat might have to post him
none of these cat names are worth a flip flying shit just so yall know i could better conjure one up with a fisher price ouija board than take your suggestions
gwumby_is_a_good_and_strong_name_._do_not_talk_like_that
၄⋆၃ i am not great at naming things after all my lusus is named mx bitxh the destroyer of meals and planets
c< BrOccOli CHeese SOup SOl Badguy RagNa tHe BlOOdedge >c
၄⋆၃ just had a wonderful idea name him tuberxulosis but only xall him TB in front of others and then suddenly with no warning full name him in front of someone :)
c< aigHt, s2ppiNg >c
i adopted a cat everyone breaking news what should i name it
၄⋆၃ name the xat a strangely human name like jimothy or something so everyone is xonfused when they are at your hive
made_noises_with_my_mouth_hole_and_that's_what_came_out
is that all you have to say or are you suggesting that as a name because i think that might get easily misspelled on a name tag
WHAT IF YOUR MEOWBEAST'S NAME WAS A SERIES OF MUSICAL NOTES. LIKE BOWBOWBOW OR BEEPBEEP.
၄⋆၃ i suppose it would be very funny to have a xat named after me i support this
sriracha
Please take your medication.
that's what i'm saying!
and this is where id take my med's if i had any
do you guys ever think about the fact that there are at least ten other versions of you out there doing whatever the fuck like at least ten probably more than that
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ TH3R3 1Z N0 0TH3R M3 CUZ 177 K177 TH3M 1F TRU3 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
The demand for Grapefruit has been steadily decreasing over the past few years.
you hear that everyone karkat is an eligible bachelor now that he doesnt fuck with john bilgesack https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9a4d0fd8837f.jpg
WHY. JUST FUCKING *WHY*.
john ballsack lmfao
i was just reminded of dane cooks ugly smug grin
good god man why did you invoke that wicked awful man in this place
holy shit he actually made it his banner everyone go look at my masterpiece at @theguy i have to say it really moves me like did the seagull choke in the end or will he prevail whos to say
im no picasso but i dont need to be to see you delivered me a masterpiece. shit deserves to be hung and framed. just a shame the boundaries of the banner box on this site dont allow me to showcase the full thing.
i think the open composition is the beauty of it though like tilt your head think like a hotdog
p sure that was the starting premise for classic film sausage party ft seth rogan and kristen wiig.
low hanging fruit i was going for more nope vibes when jean jacket digests the townspeople
what do you think the speed of an average snail is also can you preserve snails in formaldehyde
i got the worlds most mediocre microwave burrito for lunch which is like mentioning the worlds most average speed snail
me and @golgothassterror after falling for another ai generated mug and then getting cursed by an etsy witch https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
@golgothasterror fuck i tagged the wrong jake joke ruined i have to die now