dave strider
@turntechsGodhead
dj, really fucking great photographer and owner of the best collection of taxidermy crows this side of the incipisphere
What's for lunch today?
in full honesty i had a whole family size bag of spicy tortilla chips and salsa and thats about it happy belated cinco de mayo i guess
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
john’s hot mom has done it again
MONGUS. CODE: DXKEXG
AMONG US
YEAH. YOU SHOULD JOIN IF YOU AREN'T A COWARD.
I fucking hate time players, all of you are cheap, don't care what anyone says, it DOESN'T TAKE SKILL TO FUCK WITH TIME!!!!!!!! If you're a time player, I hope time freezes for you mid-shit so you're left with your shit just hanging there, frozen with you, mid-wipe. Fuck you.
im so offended im absolutely crying and shitting my baby diaper about this
The Rabies Outbreak Has Been Cancelled, They've Given Me My Shots. #pensive #woe
I DON'T THINK I'M COPING VERY WELL.
is this a genuine crash out or did you just watch a movie with ryan gosling in it one too many times
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOUR PROFILE PHOTO IS RYAN GOSLING BUT YOU DESTROYED HIM WITH HORRIFIC SCRIBBLES. I WISH IT WAS DUE TO RYAN GOSLING. MY GIRLFRIEND DIED.
They let me out of the pound on good behavior. :)
Another hour and a HALF
I DON’T HAVE A TYPE, BUT IF I DID. MAYBE. IT WOULD BE JOHN CUSACK.
never said i did. just saying if anyones gonna be your type maybe reconsider it being the guy who looks like the last four letters of his name.
yo man. im not even that old. google search hasnt even started suggesting "young" after you put in my name so.
IT DOES. IT DEFINITELY DOES. WHAT’S YOUR PROFILE BANNER ABOUT? WHAT IS THAT…THAT THING CHOKING ON ANOTHER THING.
you dont know about @turntechsGodhead bro? kids these days. no appreciation for art. its a seagull swallowing down a hotdog just fyi.
oh come on karkat im offended i cant believe you didnt see that piece of incredible work i shit out in two minutes from memedeepfryer dot com
i was just reminded of dane cooks ugly smug grin
good god man why did you invoke that wicked awful man in this place
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
holy shit he actually made it his banner everyone go look at my masterpiece at @theguy i have to say it really moves me like did the seagull choke in the end or will he prevail whos to say
im no picasso but i dont need to be to see you delivered me a masterpiece. shit deserves to be hung and framed. just a shame the boundaries of the banner box on this site dont allow me to showcase the full thing.
i think the open composition is the beauty of it though like tilt your head think like a hotdog
p sure that was the starting premise for classic film sausage party ft seth rogan and kristen wiig.
low hanging fruit i was going for more nope vibes when jean jacket digests the townspeople
The Striders Have Been Behaving Well Recently. They Are Allowed Up To An Hour In The Canoe.
ok nobody fuck this up maybe we can get it to two hours
can they put this up as a skin on fortnite
do yall eat hot dogs for the shape or the flavor.
texture we are out here boots on the ground asking real journalistic biznasty questions i gotta say
