dave strider
@turntechsGodhead
dj, really fucking great photographer and owner of the best collection of taxidermy crows this side of the incipisphere
Daves Have Preemptively Earned An Hour In The Canoe.
oops @turntechsGodhead i found your skull we need to arrange an exchange #gore #maybe #cw-skull
look at him rizzing it up for the cam god damn what a handsome son of a bitch
Wow I really did get the last sane Strider variant. I can’t stop winning.
I was mostly referring to the orange variety.
yo broccoli cheddar soop update brocc has taken to standing on the counter and then looking at me like this when i tell him he needs to get his obese fucking paws off of said counter before i rip him a brand new three bedroom two bathroom double wide asshole look at this smug little smirk he knows what he does https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af2993e47531.jpeg #cheddarfromthebrocc #usedtohavealittlenowigotalot
Glad to see Soup is doing good. Give him more pats from me.
Give him a kissy for me
he evades my lips to his forehead like how i evade the irs so this is gonna be a bit of an advanced maneuver
I encourage you to not give your pet meowbeasts slices of kraft singles. That is not healthy for them.
im so fucking sorry barack i just cant afford real treats please roll out more trollbamacare for brocc
That is alright. I assure you, Broccoli Cheddar Soop Doggs Brockiana Grande is, and will always be, covered under Trollbamacare. It is every meowbeast's right to have a healthy little treat treat.
I'm honored you feel this way. Thank you, Mr. Strider.
dude. dude im cheesin harder than broccoli cheddar soop with fifty kraft singles stacked on top of his fat orange noggin
Great visual. Unsure if you purposefully intended for the double entendre of "cheesin" but it is amusing all the same.
yes mr trollbama dude dont worry that double chevtendre is not lost on me
get a fucking load of my new cat you guys genuinely an upstanding lad my boy brocc posted up https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5e2ad80f93b.jpeg
soooooo cool! :O
I refuse to call him all that. Just Soup or Broc is going to have to do.
putting disrespect on broccoli cheddar soop doggs brockiana grande’s name like that goddamn
He's still a sweetheart. Give him a treat for me.
I cannot in good conscience allow Dave to name his cat broccoli cheese soup.
um what the flip its already happened too late jackass also he fucking loves it
none of these cat names are worth a flip flying shit just so yall know i could better conjure one up with a fisher price ouija board than take your suggestions
၄⋆၃ i am not great at naming things after all my lusus is named mx bitxh the destroyer of meals and planets
c< BrOccOli CHeese SOup SOl Badguy RagNa tHe BlOOdedge >c
Let's see. There's Vodka Mutini (Mutie for short, even though he wasn't my cat). Jaspers. Illidan (from when I got really into emo boys and World of Warcraft). Fluffernutter. And finally, March Malaen.
i might have to piggyback off these i just adopted an orange fat thing that i cant decide a name for
Dorito. Cheese puff. Caramel. Simba.
bars bars fucking bars jesus lalonde youre hot on the mic tonight