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john egbert

@ghostyTrickster

i’m john! i really like movies and video games. ask me about my movie blog! // @pixieivie on all socials <3<

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YOU WOULDN’T KNOW TRUE TASTE IN CINEMA IF IT RIPPED YOUR FRONDS OFF AND STUCK THEM IN YOUR WASTE CHUTE!

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hAHA, i LOVED, tHIS ONE,

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This FAPASS dunkstick writes too much EVERY FUCKING time

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karkat’s making me watch better off dead. man, he can’t get enough of that john cusack guy.

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ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg

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its sick as hell dude

8=D < Beautifoal! What a lovely work of art! I love seeing hoofbeast appreciathorse in the wild!

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anything for you bro.

Is It Bald On Purpose. This Is Not A Negative Thing I Am Just Curious

dont i know it dawg

haha, yeah, couldn’t make him too cool.

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Good. I Agree With This

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okay, so, from my last chitt, everyone decided my pony sona would be a pegasus. but what’s my cutie mark? decisions, decisions.

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probably something that combines your goofy obsession with ghosts and the whole breath aspect shit

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\ y0u seem l1ke a prankster 0f s0rts. maybe s0meth1ng rel8d t0 that? /

that would be cool i think. you are the artist here though dave! i don’t trust myself with a pen and paper.

haha you got a point. gotta say i respect subtly baiting me into drawing any part of your new ponysona and it just might work

come ooooonnnnnn. you know you want to. i can even draw you yours! but it will not look good at all.

pander to me a little more and ill go from sorta considering it to highly considering it dude

hmmmm, what’s a guy gotta do? should i dm you my sketch? it’s really bad. so bad that maybe it’s good.

absolutely dm me the sketch right the fuck now

ok ok!!! hold your… horses. hehe.

fuck yes. bad joke but ill allow it cause im excited

assembling a new office chair. i also somehow have screwed this up so bad that the wheels are on the arms. i think i need to stop trying to do mechanical things!!!

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B33 < were you trying to follow the instructions or...

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yes. they just don’t have any words! just confusing pictures with a bunch of arrows and letters and ughhhhhh.

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i’m not saying that the ghostbusters rpg is better than any other game ever, but i’m not *not* saying that.

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>get your nugbone checked >concussions manifest in many ways

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i will say harold ramis in that series is setting off my hottie alarms

i didn’t think i could be even more crap at coding than karkat, but it appears as though i have exceeded my expectations.

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HE FINALLY ADMITS IT. LET IT BE KNOWN, HERE TODAY ON CHITTR DOT COM, THAT JOHN EGBERT HAS OFFICIALLY ADMITTED INFERIORITY. OH, AND YEAH, IT FEELS *REALLY* GOOD.

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dudE you dont wanna know what i was making at 10 on scratch bro

i really don’t think it can be worse than what i just did. my computer smells like burnt plastic.

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u need sum help? :3

honestly, yeah. if you can somehow repair a laptop explosion, that would be wicked!

just saw a post dirk made talking about ponysonas, and now i kinda wanna make one. but what would mine be like? serious answers only or you get slimed!

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d’awwwww.

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truuu but it could be like uniquely interpreted in a different way for each individual pony? u kno how sum ppl draw like specific new symbols for the class + aspect combos

hmm… confirmed then! now i gotta drum up a kick ass cutie mark.

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haha youre lucky i made a ponysona before. you got mad earth pony energy about you

is that an insult? i feel like it’s an insult. hehe. or maybe i am just that awesome.

dude if i wanted to insult you id make it more obvious haha, earth ponies rule even if im more of a pegasus myself

as you can see above, i have three people saying i’m a pegasus. so maybe we can be like, kind of matching ones? annoying that i suck at drawing, cause i wanna draw us being epic ponies.

ok fine we can both be a pegasus but if your wings are cooler than mine im suing dude if you draw us as ponies ill literally jump with joy and even smile no matter how absolute trash it turns out

two ponies coming right up! (it might take me a minute to figure out how to draw them… but just you wait!)

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hell yes dude

wow. just watched alien for the 7th time. it seriously never gets old!!!

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Hell. yeah. The sequel is. even better!! The way it blends. horror and action is. wicked gnarly