john egbert
@ghostyTrickster
i’m john! theater tech / gaming / film i probably love all the movies you hate.
i just reminded myself that people still like cold play. urgh. pick a better band! or artist or whatever. there are so many and that is what you put on your ipod?
Hey wh@'$ wrong with Coldplay, yo???
Th@'$ crazy. Nah I gotta have your block blackli$ted, I ain't $elling to you, yo!!! I will not TOLER@E thi$ DI$RE$PECT
@carcinogeneticist#2443 is streaming the thing right now, which basically tells me he’s too much of a scaredy cat to watch it alone. ha!
*NOT* FUCKING TRUE! I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THE VHS VERSION WITH THE REST OF CHITTR, FUCK YOU.
i also think dane cook has a very punchable face. and cusack. now that we are all being honest here about our taste in men in 90s cinema.
i will go back to funny posting! i don’t wanna be a total downer, anyway. no one wants to read that crap.
#pass #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
maybe it is a failing on my own behalf? to be unable to be funny? god, that kind of should be my whole… thing. i guess things are just not very funny right now. i dunno. blar.
and i am sorry that you get it, as much as i’m grateful too. that kinda sucks that things are crappy.
yeah, it is kinda all i have going for me, which is ironic or whatever because maybe i am not even that funny.
i usually try hard on chittr to be witty and funny, but i can’t seem to bring myself to be lately.
does anybody wanna watch armageddon with me? i popped popcorn.
AY YO? Mods ban this freak. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c795d24695d.jpg
I am nigh omniscient, this should have been well within your expectations.
-=[ohh_☺]=-
You watching people shower????????? Is that what you're using your night omniscience for????
~Wait sO~ dO~es this mean if we shO~wer in the day we're safe?~
I think that's what he said.
IS HE TRYING TO #COLLAB WITH AN OFFENDER REGISTRY? [⠌]
LMFAO WAIT STOP. COLLABS GUY YOU'RE CRUSHING IT
You have a misunderstanding of the principle. It is not an active choice, merely something constantly in my periphery.
Skill issue.
~Y~Ou g~Otta st~Op man everything yO~u say just makes y~Ou sO~und like m~Ore O~f a perv~
it’s true what they say about karkat’s blog, you know. it is pretty good. except he has shitty opinions about nic cage movies, which means his talk is cheap.
SHOVE IT *AND* NIC CAGE UP YOUR WASTE CHUTE.
i got a job at the theatre! i’m so excited. it’s my first get-in and i just lifted a ton of heavy crates all over the place. i’m probably gonna be super bulky and buff like the stay-puft marshmallow man by the end of this.
=oXO yaay lifting crates¡ remember to lift with your knees not your back' =oXO
i’m always back online when it’s super quiet! hello, anyone home?
i’m just teasing you!! don’t get your slimer boxers in a twist silly
well not that i want to assume but im kinda seeing a pattern here.
well i am not wearing them they are folded in my drawer. now who’s the perv???! the defense rests.
hey?!?!? slimer boxers are not perverted, but they are really dumb and silly. you pervy-thought-secret-keeper.
!!! ok last time i checked u were the one imagining me changing!! just stating facts here
i actually said nothing about that! your mind is gross. i don’t even like girls and also i closed my freaking eyes. so there!
okay, fair (not about my mind being gross) but i could literally not imagine filling in the logic behind why you closed them. should i have been throwing a surprise party for you instead, is that it!!
so uh, i kinda noticed something funny and maybe this is a little awkward… but @castigatedgement , why are you green? is that your slimer cosplay? ha ha. good bit, bro.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU HONESTLY LUCKED THE FUCK OUT WITH THE FACT THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCULLTIC SOCIETY CHAPTER MEMBERS LURKING ON YOUR PAGE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU CHIT THIS GARBAGE. I MEAN, COME ON. ARE YOU A MORON, OR JUST PRETENDING? YOU LITERALLY *CAN'T* ASK A GUY WHY HE'S GREEN. NOT IN PUBLIC, AT LEAST OR ANYWHERE, FOR THAT MATTER. BECAUSE GOD ONLY KNOWS WHEN THESE BUREAUCRATIC SHIT-HAWKERS WILL LET ME TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH ABOUT *WHAT LOVELY FUCKING WEATHER WE'RE HAVING THIS DRY SEASON*. AND I DON'T KNOW YOU. AND I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST GOD DAMN CLUE ABOUT WHAT A "SLIMER COSPLAY" COULD EVEN REPRESENT HERE. BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT CAN'T MEAN ANYTHING *GOOD*, TO THE POINT WHERE I'D BET AGAINST TAKING A RED HOT CULLER'S CROOK TO MY NETHER REGIONS IN THE EVENT THAT I'M WRONG. YOU, FOUL STRANGER, ARE UTTERLY DISGUSTING. YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO YOUR OWN DEPRAVED LITTLE PRIVATE MEMO. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
ha ha, oh man. i actually was serious! i still am. not about the slimer cosplay though, because they’re kind of ugly and i dont think you would pull it off in the end. you don’t need to put a red hot anything near your junk! i can tell you about what a slimer is, and what a cosplay is, if you tell me why you are green. maybe i am propositioning you a boon, but who’s to say?
i dont think gamzee is an ingredient in a crocker cake, but i guess they’re trying out something new.
i've always been fond of experimenting with new and advant garde recipes. it's just the way of innovation and progress. ♥︎
god, i haven’t been on here in forever! what did i miss?
X Welcome back wanna buy some weed or something? #substance x
ummmm i am ok thanks! i probably wouldn’t say yes now in public anyway, can’t really do drug deals in a public forum. hehe.
what i look like grabbing the fucking cabling unfurled across the bus floor and playing it totally chill https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
about to get into bed and watch 2001: a space odyssey. hell fucking yes.
rose’s word of the day is blennophobia apparently, which is what i am going to start calling ghostbuster haters. blennophobes.
