john egbert
@ghostyTrickster
i’m john! theater tech / gaming / film i probably love all the movies you hate.
it’s true what they say about karkat’s blog, you know. it is pretty good. except he has shitty opinions about nic cage movies, which means his talk is cheap.
i got a job at the theatre! i’m so excited. it’s my first get-in and i just lifted a ton of heavy crates all over the place. i’m probably gonna be super bulky and buff like the stay-puft marshmallow man by the end of this.
=oXO yaay lifting crates¡ remember to lift with your knees not your back' =oXO
i’m always back online when it’s super quiet! hello, anyone home?
i’m just teasing you!! don’t get your slimer boxers in a twist silly
well i am not wearing them they are folded in my drawer. now who’s the perv???! the defense rests.
hey?!?!? slimer boxers are not perverted, but they are really dumb and silly. you pervy-thought-secret-keeper.
!!! ok last time i checked u were the one imagining me changing!! just stating facts here
i actually said nothing about that! your mind is gross. i don’t even like girls and also i closed my freaking eyes. so there!
okay, fair (not about my mind being gross) but i could literally not imagine filling in the logic behind why you closed them. should i have been throwing a surprise party for you instead, is that it!!
so uh, i kinda noticed something funny and maybe this is a little awkward… but @castigatedgement , why are you green? is that your slimer cosplay? ha ha. good bit, bro.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. YOU HONESTLY LUCKED THE FUCK OUT WITH THE FACT THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY STUDENTS FOR A DEMOCULLTIC SOCIETY CHAPTER MEMBERS LURKING ON YOUR PAGE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU CHIT THIS GARBAGE. I MEAN, COME ON. ARE YOU A MORON, OR JUST PRETENDING? YOU LITERALLY *CAN'T* ASK A GUY WHY HE'S GREEN. NOT IN PUBLIC, AT LEAST OR ANYWHERE, FOR THAT MATTER. BECAUSE GOD ONLY KNOWS WHEN THESE BUREAUCRATIC SHIT-HAWKERS WILL LET ME TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH ABOUT *WHAT LOVELY FUCKING WEATHER WE'RE HAVING THIS DRY SEASON*. AND I DON'T KNOW YOU. AND I CERTAINLY DON'T HAVE THE FOGGIEST GOD DAMN CLUE ABOUT WHAT A "SLIMER COSPLAY" COULD EVEN REPRESENT HERE. BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT CAN'T MEAN ANYTHING *GOOD*, TO THE POINT WHERE I'D BET AGAINST TAKING A RED HOT CULLER'S CROOK TO MY NETHER REGIONS IN THE EVENT THAT I'M WRONG. YOU, FOUL STRANGER, ARE UTTERLY DISGUSTING. YOU CAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK TO YOUR OWN DEPRAVED LITTLE PRIVATE MEMO. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
ha ha, oh man. i actually was serious! i still am. not about the slimer cosplay though, because they’re kind of ugly and i dont think you would pull it off in the end. you don’t need to put a red hot anything near your junk! i can tell you about what a slimer is, and what a cosplay is, if you tell me why you are green. maybe i am propositioning you a boon, but who’s to say?
i dont think gamzee is an ingredient in a crocker cake, but i guess they’re trying out something new.
i've always been fond of experimenting with new and advant garde recipes. it's just the way of innovation and progress. ♥︎
god, i haven’t been on here in forever! what did i miss?
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X Welcome back wanna buy some weed or something? #substance x
ummmm i am ok thanks! i probably wouldn’t say yes now in public anyway, can’t really do drug deals in a public forum. hehe.
about to get into bed and watch 2001: a space odyssey. hell fucking yes.
rose’s word of the day is blennophobia apparently, which is what i am going to start calling ghostbuster haters. blennophobes.
do you guys really think i look nerdy in my ghost busters cosplay like that? hm.
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every day i come on here and see things i would rather not see. instead i would like to see cool movie posters! but no.
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check tour shit out https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZWY3OTE3NjAtOTYzYy00NWNkLTgxYzItMjZiY2I5OTRjZjM3XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1_.jpg
Check it. https://cdn.posteritati.com/posters/000/000/038/084/akira-md-web.jpg
it’s my birthday!!! i got some really cool presents so far.
well, first of all, jade made me this really awesome terrarium, she said she used tweezers and stuff to position all the plants right. and then dave is gonna take me to a concert! and rose got me some comics.
if i had a million boon bucks, i think i would buy a really cool airplane. but i have to get my pilot’s license first, unless of course i figure it out like nic did in con air. what would you guys buy?
:33 < if i had a billion gazillion boon bucks :33 < i'd buy an island and call it nepeta's island and run a dock with ships :33 < and i'd get a desk and smoke fat cigars behind it and anytime someone causes trouble on my island i have the cops bring them in :33 < i mean mug em and blow cigar smoke in their face and tell them "dis here is my island. capish? and i won't have no trouble makers on it." :33 < and then i would have my goons break their hands :33 < and then i'd buy lots of catnip and destroy my brain with it :3
well it would require those nintendo stores 2 still exist the way they did on ye old earths so..... *le SIIIIIIGH* idk maybe a rly smexy gaming rig or something
haha, holy shit. you guys have to read this. karkat has gone off the rails. https://letterboxd.com/cgeneticist/film/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-the-moive/
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW TRUE TASTE IN CINEMA IF IT RIPPED YOUR FRONDS OFF AND STUCK THEM IN YOUR WASTE CHUTE!
karkat’s making me watch better off dead. man, he can’t get enough of that john cusack guy.
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
Is It Bald On Purpose. This Is Not A Negative Thing I Am Just Curious
okay, so, from my last chitt, everyone decided my pony sona would be a pegasus. but what’s my cutie mark? decisions, decisions.
probably something that combines your goofy obsession with ghosts and the whole breath aspect shit
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that would be cool i think. you are the artist here though dave! i don’t trust myself with a pen and paper.
haha you got a point. gotta say i respect subtly baiting me into drawing any part of your new ponysona and it just might work
come ooooonnnnnn. you know you want to. i can even draw you yours! but it will not look good at all.
pander to me a little more and ill go from sorta considering it to highly considering it dude
hmmmm, what’s a guy gotta do? should i dm you my sketch? it’s really bad. so bad that maybe it’s good.
assembling a new office chair. i also somehow have screwed this up so bad that the wheels are on the arms. i think i need to stop trying to do mechanical things!!!
B33 < were you trying to follow the instructions or...
yes. they just don’t have any words! just confusing pictures with a bunch of arrows and letters and ughhhhhh.
i’m not saying that the ghostbusters rpg is better than any other game ever, but i’m not *not* saying that.
>get your nugbone checked >concussions manifest in many ways
i will say harold ramis in that series is setting off my hottie alarms
i didn’t think i could be even more crap at coding than karkat, but it appears as though i have exceeded my expectations.
HE FINALLY ADMITS IT. LET IT BE KNOWN, HERE TODAY ON CHITTR DOT COM, THAT JOHN EGBERT HAS OFFICIALLY ADMITTED INFERIORITY. OH, AND YEAH, IT FEELS *REALLY* GOOD.
i really don’t think it can be worse than what i just did. my computer smells like burnt plastic.
honestly, yeah. if you can somehow repair a laptop explosion, that would be wicked!
just saw a post dirk made talking about ponysonas, and now i kinda wanna make one. but what would mine be like? serious answers only or you get slimed!
truuu but it could be like uniquely interpreted in a different way for each individual pony? u kno how sum ppl draw like specific new symbols for the class + aspect combos
hmm… confirmed then! now i gotta drum up a kick ass cutie mark.
haha youre lucky i made a ponysona before. you got mad earth pony energy about you
is that an insult? i feel like it’s an insult. hehe. or maybe i am just that awesome.
dude if i wanted to insult you id make it more obvious haha, earth ponies rule even if im more of a pegasus myself
as you can see above, i have three people saying i’m a pegasus. so maybe we can be like, kind of matching ones? annoying that i suck at drawing, cause i wanna draw us being epic ponies.
ok fine we can both be a pegasus but if your wings are cooler than mine im suing dude if you draw us as ponies ill literally jump with joy and even smile no matter how absolute trash it turns out
two ponies coming right up! (it might take me a minute to figure out how to draw them… but just you wait!)