john egbert
@ghostyTrickster
i’m john! i really like movies and video games. ask me about my movie blog! // @pixieivie on all socials <3<
I CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF JOHN CUSACK.
see!!! what did i tell you guys?
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
Is It Bald On Purpose. This Is Not A Negative Thing I Am Just Curious
okay, so, from my last chitt, everyone decided my pony sona would be a pegasus. but what’s my cutie mark? decisions, decisions.
llike every john ive ever seen is defined on the image of that disgusting green thing on all your shirts. that woulld obviouslly be your cutie mark
jeez aren’t you a barrel of laughs!!! maybe i wanted to try something different. the slimer is cool and all, but i do not think i want it tattooed on my butt.
probably something that combines your goofy obsession with ghosts and the whole breath aspect shit
that would be cool i think. you are the artist here though dave! i don’t trust myself with a pen and paper.
haha you got a point. gotta say i respect subtly baiting me into drawing any part of your new ponysona and it just might work
come ooooonnnnnn. you know you want to. i can even draw you yours! but it will not look good at all.
pander to me a little more and ill go from sorta considering it to highly considering it dude
hmmmm, what’s a guy gotta do? should i dm you my sketch? it’s really bad. so bad that maybe it’s good.
assembling a new office chair. i also somehow have screwed this up so bad that the wheels are on the arms. i think i need to stop trying to do mechanical things!!!
B33 < were you trying to follow the instructions or...
yes. they just don’t have any words! just confusing pictures with a bunch of arrows and letters and ughhhhhh.
yo dude my macaroni box had two cheese packets
and you’re complaining?! oh, no, my steak is too juicy, lobster too buttery. waaaaah.
if i went back to get you some then i already went back and we wouldn't have these messages if i didn't go back it'd be for a reason
morning, mutuals. :B do you guys like waffles? yeah. you definitely love waffles. what about pancakes? ... nah, you probably love them too. french toast? do i even have to ask? haha. don't know which of the three i'm craving for breakfast, but i can't wait to get a mouthful anyways. :B #thisiswhattherefrance
i like all three but only with awesome sauce.
let it be known, dude, if anyone ever tries to call you a loser for this, they’re just fundamentally off. believe in the you (me) that believes in you (also me).
i didn’t think i could be even more crap at coding than karkat, but it appears as though i have exceeded my expectations.
honestly, yeah. if you can somehow repair a laptop explosion, that would be wicked!
[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
[AR]:As is most of my processes. As a being of superior intelligence, I have to play to the masses to ensure their support and or empathy. Which is to say, I’m joshing ya, bro. And you have fallen for it.
[AR]:That was awful. I’m pitying your reply to let you know just how terrible this reply was. Retire your comedy routine ASAP, for the sake of everyone’s eyes.