john egbert
@ghostyTrickster
i’m john! theater tech / gaming / film i probably love all the movies you hate.
might post some of my totally sick selfies but i dont know if the eyes of this site are ready for my manly figure like super manly by the way
i can’t say i know for sure whether everyone is ready, but i for one am so ready for your total manliness. it is awesome and macho.
see man you know whats up you understand the levels of my dudeness your eyes are accustomed to my jacked arms and other various toned muscles but everyone else? it might just kill em
yup, that is what my prescription lenses are for. to behold your absolutely crazy hulking form.
i’m always back online when it’s super quiet! hello, anyone home?
i’m just teasing you!! don’t get your slimer boxers in a twist silly
well i am not wearing them they are folded in my drawer. now who’s the perv???! the defense rests.
hey?!?!? slimer boxers are not perverted, but they are really dumb and silly. you pervy-thought-secret-keeper.
!!! ok last time i checked u were the one imagining me changing!! just stating facts here
i actually said nothing about that! your mind is gross. i don’t even like girls and also i closed my freaking eyes. so there!
lil H.A.L was the first meta glasses and I don't know how to feel about it.
should i sleep longer than four hours? prolly it aint happening though
don’t eat me! i have so much to live for, i have a wife and kids, anything but this!!!
yeah, i just landed a new techie role. it is pretty fucking awesome. the show is a little corny though. fair warning!