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@ghostyTrickster

i’m john! theater tech / gaming / film i probably love all the movies you hate.

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man. what could there possibly be to say about the odyssey that is over 3000 words long?! holy crap.

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@gildedCountenance[GC]

ᨳ You must be kIddIng.

durrrrr. i am just pulling karkat’s frond.

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@gildedCountenance[GC]

ᨳ Thank goodness. I had worrIed lIteracy had dIed.

heck no dude, i am a film aficionado! there is no way i would say some bull shit like that about my boy c nol’s.

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN MAKE UP RANDOM HOLIDAYS FOR EVERY DAY OF THE HUMAN CALENDER WEEK?

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haha, chill out bro. you don’t have to post yourself in a maid dress or whatever if you don’t want to.

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

ASKING A QUESTION IN MY REGULAR VERNACULAR IS APPARENTLY A CRIME ON THIS WEBSITE, WELL SHOOT ME IN THE ABDOMINAL SAUGES AND CALL ME A FUCKING OINKBEAST! ANYWAY, I ALREADY KNOW THAT EGBERT.

ok, i can call you an oink beast if you wanna, but it isn’t oink beast monday. :p

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@geneticistCarcino[GC]

FUCK YOU EGBERT.

wah wah i am soooooo offended.

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Engagement bait used to be harder to seed. Do trolls just like arguing semantics like that?

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yeah. they kind of do. but i’m not the authority on troll internet politics, i guess!

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

I love reading something on the internet that gives me like netzero information

if you really want to know the scoop on certain trolls, that guy with the shouty grey text really loves to argue in particular. maybe it’s just a quality of their species :p but also, maybe he just likes being right.

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Scary thought: Both is true.

soooky, even! oh em gee. i got scared.

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i just reminded myself that people still like cold play. urgh. pick a better band! or artist or whatever. there are so many and that is what you put on your ipod?

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@capnCook[CC]

Hey wh@'$ wrong with Coldplay, yo???

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they are just… a nothing burger!

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@capnCook[CC]

Th@'$ crazy. Nah I gotta have your block blackli$ted, I ain't $elling to you, yo!!! I will not TOLER@E thi$ DI$RE$PECT

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ha ha, ok buddy. enjoy the song yellow for the 50th time probably.

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

First impression of all of you, by the way. #no-judgement #just-fact

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I really love your priorities

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ha ha, i know right. but seriously! some people like cold play. siiiiiiiigh. there are better bands.

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oh ew

see!!! like, that is crazy. arguably crazier than seeing a dick now and then on accident.

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Depends on how crazy the dick looks

oh. now see, this is the kicker. i should really not gossip about this but i have seen some really spooky ones. yeah. spooky. that’s a word for it.

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SPOOKY dicks you say

don’t tell me you are into that or something strange.

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No, I just got really scared

oh ok. phew! me too. ha ha.

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