john egbert
@ghostyTrickster
i’m john! theater tech / gaming / film i probably love all the movies you hate.
@handMaid The shots from our photoshoot are ready. I wish nothing but good luck to you. :B #NSFW #Suggestive
john’s hot mom has done it again
Hi.
I DON’T HAVE A TYPE, BUT IF I DID. MAYBE. IT WOULD BE JOHN CUSACK.
no offense but john cusack looks like a naked molerat with a skin suit.
never said i did. just saying if anyones gonna be your type maybe reconsider it being the guy who looks like the last four letters of his name.
JOHN, SEE YOUR CHITINOUS WINDHOLE SHUT, PERMANENTLY. AND YOU. YOU HAVE BAD TASTE. JOHN CUSACK IN SERENDIPITY WAS A PUSHERTHROB.
yo man. im not even that old. google search hasnt even started suggesting "young" after you put in my name so.
i will go back to funny posting! i don’t wanna be a total downer, anyway. no one wants to read that crap.
#pass #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
maybe it is a failing on my own behalf? to be unable to be funny? god, that kind of should be my whole… thing. i guess things are just not very funny right now. i dunno. blar.
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and i am sorry that you get it, as much as i’m grateful too. that kinda sucks that things are crappy.
people dont like us when we aint funny thats just the way it is and it sucks but what are you gonna do
yeah, it is kinda all i have going for me, which is ironic or whatever because maybe i am not even that funny.
might post some of my totally sick selfies but i dont know if the eyes of this site are ready for my manly figure like super manly by the way
i can’t say i know for sure whether everyone is ready, but i for one am so ready for your total manliness. it is awesome and macho.
see man you know whats up you understand the levels of my dudeness your eyes are accustomed to my jacked arms and other various toned muscles but everyone else? it might just kill em
yup, that is what my prescription lenses are for. to behold your absolutely crazy hulking form.
i’m always back online when it’s super quiet! hello, anyone home?
lol teehee welcome back
i’m just teasing you!! don’t get your slimer boxers in a twist silly
well not that i want to assume but im kinda seeing a pattern here.
well i am not wearing them they are folded in my drawer. now who’s the perv???! the defense rests.
hey?!?!? slimer boxers are not perverted, but they are really dumb and silly. you pervy-thought-secret-keeper.
!!! ok last time i checked u were the one imagining me changing!! just stating facts here
i actually said nothing about that! your mind is gross. i don’t even like girls and also i closed my freaking eyes. so there!
lil H.A.L was the first meta glasses and I don't know how to feel about it.
should i sleep longer than four hours? prolly it aint happening though
maybe or maybe its YOU
don’t eat me! i have so much to live for, i have a wife and kids, anything but this!!!
i will consider it for one whole boonie
go on
oh?
yeah, i just landed a new techie role. it is pretty fucking awesome. the show is a little corny though. fair warning!
huh congrats sure though just gimme a time and place