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thinking how awkward it mustve been for the guy who discovered milk to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Read Carefully, Good evening. I was satisfied to Observe the comings and goings of the userbase of this platform for some time yet, until it was brought to my Attention that my Presence was sorely sought after. And with an egotistical jab to my honor, I am forced from my dwelling to make myself more apparent. This is counterintuitive to my efforts, but who am I to deny a man his showmanship? I am at, the end of the night, a duelist myself. So, hello, Chittr. I am Lavell Mirith, Captain of Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations. Violet, of course, in blood. From my brief time watching you all mill your free time away on this platform, I am well aware that my decoration, manners of discipline and testimonies, interests you all very little. So I will not waste my time on them. Know that the decorations are many and my position well earned. There are many of you, flippant in your use of this application and arrogant in the ways that you choose to share your location with any troll that happens to ask for coordinates. Carry on in this way as you would like. The reports will be penned all the same. The appropriate visits, made. Back to the matter at hand. Perhaps I should be flattered that scent alone could make you ache in such a way. If truly you used your deductive capabilities to pin me with such ease, why then was this matter not addressed on that very balcony? Is it truly a trick when the intended "victim" was keen on sharing that drink? The holes in your accusation have cropped up just as quickly as you were to remove the stained shirt. It was hardly a splash and the buttons of your uniform jacket were undone before I could take one quivering breath. It was in that early morning light that you bared your skin to me out on the balcony. I waited with baited breath for you to utter my name in challenge, this is true, and yet, our blades remain sheathed. Tonight I drink to you, First Officer Marech Veylor, in belated celebration to the honor you have yet to bring challenge to me for. May these words deepen your curiosities. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Hi.
This Coffee Is Too Sweet, I Don't Know Why I Went Out For It Today When I Could Have Made It Exactly To My Liking At Hive. Oh Well, I Shouldn't Waste It.
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people dont like us when we aint funny thats just the way it is and it sucks but what are you gonna do
AY YO? Mods ban this freak. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c795d24695d.jpg
i BET i COULD FIND A POOL CUE, tHAT COUNTS AS LANCEKIND,,,
PERRY THE FIRST GU★RDI★N?! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1★874b52f90.png
might post some of my totally sick selfies but i dont know if the eyes of this site are ready for my manly figure like super manly by the way
=oXO yaay lifting crates¡ remember to lift with your knees not your back' =oXO
should i sleep longer than four hours? prolly it aint happening though
fat boy dont be afraid to get on top #IfHeDiesHeDies
↗️DISGUSTING.↗️ ↘️foul mouthed misappropriation of the imperial market.↘️
(( Most people won’t assume you’re a fictive at a glance and will just assume you’re roleplaying Vriska, irregardless of your fictive status. This is a roleplay site first and foremost.
Daily Tarot Card. Strength. Stand up for what is right, no matter what. Listen to your inner voice as it will guide you in taming difficulties within. You must find it within yourself to offer love, compassion and forgiveness to others. However, as my own note on this, do not become foolish. Those who would wish to cause harm will not bow for your kindness, strike swift and true when necessary. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca0a399df6d2.jpg
I'm not surprised by how many people around me are okay with murder.
what i look like grabbing the fucking cabling unfurled across the bus floor and playing it totally chill https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/93a89839cec4.jpg
Answer.
its totally cool man
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Check it. https://cdn.posteritati.com/posters/000/000/038/084/akira-md-web.jpg
Screwv it, if anyone wvants to rumble wvith a seadwveller, I’ll be at the bar wvaitin’. Wve’ll havwe our owvn #fightnight. If you wvin I’ll buy you a drink or wvhatevwer. #substances
Finally in contact with the real intellectuals of our age. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/53b1fdcbd174.png
well it would require those nintendo stores 2 still exist the way they did on ye old earths so..... *le SIIIIIIGH* idk maybe a rly smexy gaming rig or something
:33 < if i had a billion gazillion boon bucks :33 < i'd buy an island and call it nepeta's island and run a dock with ships :33 < and i'd get a desk and smoke fat cigars behind it and anytime someone causes trouble on my island i have the cops bring them in :33 < i mean mug em and blow cigar smoke in their face and tell them "dis here is my island. capish? and i won't have no trouble makers on it." :33 < and then i would have my goons break their hands :33 < and then i'd buy lots of catnip and destroy my brain with it :3
For the week of #eridanweek I have decided to be "Chill" please look forward to more chill things to come.
OKAY, EVERYONE. THE VERY LONG AWAITED SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: THE MOIVE (AND BASICALLY ALL OF THE OTHER ONES TOO) REVIEW IS UP TO READ. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/SWEET-BRO-AND-HELLA-JEFF-THE-MOIVE/
Egg.
[AR]:I have done a great thing today. If anyone else would like a free boathouse and the money from their subsequent home insurance policy used by that boathouse to get rid of their old dwellings, free of charge, DM me.
[AR]:I leave for perhaps an hour or so max to play the stocks and suddenly the world turns on its head. (For the record: I’m still loaded, and my economic prowess knows no bounds.)
#whatdatmean
and we live https://dstriderentertainment.straw.page/
its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw
[AR]:So true. A truth nuke, of sorts.
im only going to be awake long enough to finish absolutely demolishing this fucking crunchwrap which means im going back to sleep... now rise and grind gamers dont forget to take your meds #vyvanse
[AR]:Nevermind. Failure to punctuate at the end of a sentence. Deleting account immediately.
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
u shud definitely make a ponysona