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Previously a Seer of Void. Currently a Robot Seer of Void.

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I can almost feel the sun. Just almost.

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wait, everyone is supposed to be posting?

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*checks strife specibus* yep. It's still CameraKind.

I'm sorry to the other robots, but I may be unrobotting myself in the soonish future. I have it on good authority that my quest bed is unused, it's been longer than an average human lifespan, and I'm fairly certain that I now count as the only surviving Joshua in the timeline. So God Tiering will probably do it's magic and make me Meat. As much as I like the whole "being impervious to minor damages" and "aura farming with the gleam of my chassis" thing, I.. Miss the taste of food. Among other things. I'll keep you updated on how that all goes, though!

The texture of bricks is astounding.

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weirdly relaТТable

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I AGREE HAD ONE CHUCKED AT MY HEAD THIS MORNING IT FELT GREAT AFTER I REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS SHAME MY HEAD HURT FOR AN UNRELATED REASON AT THE TIME!

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..What an interesting response! Are you absolutely sure it was unrelated?

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HAHA NO!

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In comedy clubs with far too many straightmen, the largest one will start doing improv to fulfill the ecological niche.

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we really need to get to the bottom of whether or not they're giants

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The visions. #thevisions

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,,,and you,,,al$o you,,,

Am I in your visions too? I thought you just had a migraine.

Birds never see me coming. They don't know I'm some form of bird pervert. Taking their pictures for my collection. Pigeons don't even know what cameras are. They can't comprehend that I can print them out.

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Exactly. That's what I do to the birds.

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This is a beautiful arrangement, actually. I love the effect of the repeated characters. The spacing in the middle really does something for me.

Being agaric to gagobears is serious business. Really no laughing matter at all.

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I could really fuck up an image if I wanted to.

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Stubbing your toe hits different when instead of going OW FUCK you go *CLANGGGG* and you look down at your leg and put a finger on it to stop it vibrating.

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>>| do you .actually feel pain, .or your leg .is bionic?

My everything is Bionic. To a certain extent, even my own thoughts and emotions are machine generated, based off of someone else's identity and memories. But that's neither here nor there! I don't really even have a sense of Touch. No Pain here.

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Just need to be bulged dowwn again. :/ #nsfww

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Is it normal to be a little bit jealous of your roommate getting a figurine of themselves. Not major jealous. But I think I'd look good as a figurine.

#LetHerChitt ???

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It's a tragedy that if you try to bark and woof at the same time, you'll barf.

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The elevator is almost like a brother to me.

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I could do some crazy shit with a tongue.

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Robot Violence Day.

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