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Joshua

@hiddenPhotography

Previously a Seer of Void. Currently a Robot Seer of Void.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 466Kull Score: 3566 followers 5 following

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the OFFICIAL glurp

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ yup #glurpiposting and u know wat a real glurpi post gotta include a big sandwich https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Yoooooo Big Sandwich Moment

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Human memories are a crazy thing to have. I can accept that I'm a robot. I'm not the guy who downloaded and uploaded a simulacrum of sapience. But man. Hair's not supposed to Clunk.

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@darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

Congrats on your upgrade.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

I'm not sure it's exactly an upgrade. That implies that this was always the plan.

@malleablePersonage[MP]

Automated post: tell me a secret.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

I don't miss sweating at all.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Too many cooks

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< too meowny cooks!

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Too many cooks!

@hiddenPhotography[HP]

I think I dropped a screw. Uhm.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

Rest assured. I am looking for it as we type. https://i.ibb.co/JRntFRQn/image-2026-04-03-015843656.png

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Oh!... I live with a detective, But okay!

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

I have found it.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

May I have it back or do you want to be paid first? Because I don't... Have any money.

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Mysterious Detective Barker-Miller

@detectiveMiller[DM]

No. You may have it back. No charges as you did not come to me first.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Thank you, Detective.

@ongoingExperiment[OE]

o- according to my schematics, a lot of my body is actually hollow ! -o

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

I have a lot of empty space in places too!

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Inward thinking is the enemy when you're in a horrifying situation. Thank god they invented Distractions back in the 40s when Charles D. Straction started doing fuckall!

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i get this

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

I'm sorry for whatever you're going through. Have you considered taking up photography, painting, or sculpting? I'm not really doing much of any of that right now, but imagining doing my hobbies works just as well.

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uhhh i am directing a movie is that a hobby

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

If you're doing it for fun? Yeah. If it's your job? No.

@hiddenPhotography[HP]

~165 people, and a third of them are at #eridanweek

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Troll Bruno Mars @ ERIDAN WWEEK

@twentyfourCarat[TC]

And you (You)

@impertinentFrenzy[IF]

Let's see if we could turn this into 'none of them'

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Troll Bruno Mars, I'm not at eridanweek. Yet. Please do not kidnap me.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

After a week, the numbers will drop considerably.

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< theres a time to meow and its nyow!

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Meow

@downcastDaylight[DD]

Another day, another dollar.

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@downcastDaylight[DD]

I am not making enough money. This single dollar doesn't cover shit.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

You're earning more money than I am! At least I've gotta assume.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Did anyone else just hear the wind's gentle sigh along the outer side of a window dueting with the ambient hum of traffic and air conditioners?

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

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Feathery Asshole

despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.

@turntechGodhead[TG]

if youve ever been near like four or five freezers youve heard an angels hymn

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

This is a beautiful addition. I'd love to hear them.

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

Fuck my Dersite baka life.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

what the hell is a baka

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

I don't know.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

It's japanese. Baka means "idiot", basically.

[SCANNING]

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Nice hair molding.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Didn't blow anybody. #nomouth #cant #nsfw

#nsfw #nomouth #cant

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< :((

@doctorScratch[DS]

Same.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

Sorry about your situation, Whatever it is.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

I know. Tragic, isn't it?

@downcastDaylight[DD]

Probably going to have to work double-time to get my reputation up, after spending a night with criminals.

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@hiddenPhotography[HP]

How are you planning on doing that?

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