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Previously a Seer of Void. Currently a Robot Seer of Void.

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Does anyone else feel like they got a C rank in something they didn't sign up for?

I need to weld screwdrivers together into a really big cup so I can put a screwdriver (drink) in it.

I don't know much about Pokemon but I like this one. https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/2/25/1006Iron_Valiant.png/375px-1006Iron_Valiant.png

I feel like if I focused hard enough, I'd be able to reach outside my sphere of vision and probe into others. But I don't know. It'd be difficult. I've barely had any time to practice. I spent a lot of time being.. More or less Dead. But I'm what I'm.

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Is anyone else worried about Timi all of a sudden?

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Yeah, extremely. I'm really hoping they come back tomorrow.

I, uh, think Timi died. Very recently. And that the post from Memory Box was...that incident. Let's just hope the time loop is intact.

I Have Only Now Known Of Timi. I Cannot Deny That Even Still, I Worry For Her.

From what I can tell.. I don't think this is done. There's more to be done. ...At least. I think so. It's hard to tell.

oh absolutel7

Maybe I shouldn't be on Chittr while I'm walking, but to be fair, I'm not in any danger of running into anything out here.

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You're right! I should be looking out for the Mime Forcefields!

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I can almost feel the sun. Just almost.

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wait, everyone is supposed to be posting?

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*checks strife specibus* yep. It's still CameraKind.

I'm sorry to the other robots, but I may be unrobotting myself in the soonish future. I have it on good authority that my quest bed is unused, it's been longer than an average human lifespan, and I'm fairly certain that I now count as the only surviving Joshua in the timeline. So God Tiering will probably do it's magic and make me Meat. As much as I like the whole "being impervious to minor damages" and "aura farming with the gleam of my chassis" thing, I.. Miss the taste of food. Among other things. I'll keep you updated on how that all goes, though!

The texture of bricks is astounding.

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weirdly relaТТable

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I AGREE HAD ONE CHUCKED AT MY HEAD THIS MORNING IT FELT GREAT AFTER I REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS SHAME MY HEAD HURT FOR AN UNRELATED REASON AT THE TIME!

@imBiscuits[IB]

..What an interesting response! Are you absolutely sure it was unrelated?

HAHA NO!

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In comedy clubs with far too many straightmen, the largest one will start doing improv to fulfill the ecological niche.

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we really need to get to the bottom of whether or not they're giants

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The visions. #thevisions

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,,,and you,,,al$o you,,,

Am I in your visions too? I thought you just had a migraine.

Birds never see me coming. They don't know I'm some form of bird pervert. Taking their pictures for my collection. Pigeons don't even know what cameras are. They can't comprehend that I can print them out.

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Exactly. That's what I do to the birds.

Being agaric to gagobears is serious business. Really no laughing matter at all.

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I could really fuck up an image if I wanted to.

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Stubbing your toe hits different when instead of going OW FUCK you go *CLANGGGG* and you look down at your leg and put a finger on it to stop it vibrating.

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>>| do you .actually feel pain, .or your leg .is bionic?

My everything is Bionic. To a certain extent, even my own thoughts and emotions are machine generated, based off of someone else's identity and memories. But that's neither here nor there! I don't really even have a sense of Touch. No Pain here.

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Is it normal to be a little bit jealous of your roommate getting a figurine of themselves. Not major jealous. But I think I'd look good as a figurine.

#LetHerChitt ???

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