Joshua

Human memories are a crazy thing to have. I can accept that I'm a robot. I'm not the guy who downloaded and uploaded a simulacrum of sapience. But man. Hair's not supposed to Clunk.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Uzi Doorman

@darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

Congrats on your upgrade.

↩ @darkxwolfSeventeen[DS]

I'm not sure it's exactly an upgrade. That implies that this was always the plan.

Looking to inject your SQL into my application layer? Don't worry, My backend's sanitized. #pickupline ? #nsfw

#pickupline #nsfw

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Too many cooks

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

:33< too meowny cooks!

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

Too many cooks!

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

:33< too meownayyyyyyyy

Music sure is something these days. Are we just not doing power ballads anymore? :(

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

I prefer the blues though I will look into this.

I think I dropped a screw. Uhm.

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

Rest assured. I am looking for it as we type. https://i.ibb.co/JRntFRQn/image-2026-04-03-015843656.png

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Oh!... I live with a detective, But okay!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

I have found it.

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

May I have it back or do you want to be paid first? Because I don't... Have any money.

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

No. You may have it back. No charges as you did not come to me first.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @detectiveMiller[DM]

Thank you, Detective.

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

You are welcome, Kind Citizen.

5 days ago

I have a vague feeling of dread, But I don't know how to investigate it. What the source of it is, I'll never know.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Inward thinking is the enemy when you're in a horrifying situation. Thank god they invented Distractions back in the 40s when Charles D. Straction started doing fuckall!

Kult: +25

Kull: +30

Total: 55

Ratio: 0.83

Dave E. Vantas

@dStrides[DS]

i get this

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @dStrides[DS]

I'm sorry for whatever you're going through. Have you considered taking up photography, painting, or sculpting? I'm not really doing much of any of that right now, but imagining doing my hobbies works just as well.

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

Dave E. Vantas

@dStrides[DS]

uhhh i am directing a movie is that a hobby

↩ @dStrides[DS]

If you're doing it for fun? Yeah. If it's your job? No.

Troll Bruno Mars @ ERIDAN WWEEK

~165 people, and a third of them are at #eridanweek

#eridanweek

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

@twentyfourCarat[TC]

And you (You)

:33< ugh dont remind meow

Kult: +4

Total: 4

Ohdium Ofetor

@impertinentFrenzy[IF]

Let's see if we could turn this into 'none of them'

↩ @twentyfourCarat[TC]

Troll Bruno Mars, I'm not at eridanweek. Yet. Please do not kidnap me.

↩ @impertinentFrenzy[IF]

After a week, the numbers will drop considerably.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I'm feeling good! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/61789920_ameV11w6crx5Xmj.png

Kult: +10

Total: 10

I finally got the stutter out of my neck for good!! I can't wait to move in all of the degrees of motion I'm physically capable of.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Did anyone else just hear the wind's gentle sigh along the outer side of a window dueting with the ambient hum of traffic and air conditioners?

Kult: +45

Kull: +20

Total: 65

Ratio: 2.25

@turntechGodhead[TG]

if youve ever been near like four or five freezers youve heard an angels hymn

Kult: +10

Total: 10

"mutt guy"

@malignantMutt[MM]

nno. you're hearinng thinngs. go back to sleep

↩ @turntechGodhead[TG]

This is a beautiful addition. I'd love to hear them.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Popahv Arlech

@cavortingGilgamesh[CG]

bthe brighteous bsilence… #bblessed

#bblessed

Didn't blow anybody. #nomouth #cant #nsfw

#nsfw #nomouth #cant

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

:33< :((

Clubs Deuce

@clubsDeuce[CD]

YOU DON'T NEED A MOUTH TO BLOW UP SOMEONE! JUST A BOMB

Doctor Scratch

@doctorScratch[DS]

Same.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @doctorScratch[DS]

Sorry about your situation, Whatever it is.

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

I know. Tragic, isn't it?

↩ @hiddenPhotography[HP]

:33< furry furry sad!

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/baraduke/images/0/05/NxCTobyMasuyo.jpg she's so cool

Call me Toypop the way I i forgot the joke I was going to make. Obscure Arcade Game!

Call me squeamish but it is a bit unsettling to have to slip something behind your own eye in order to get it out. #gore I think. Even if I'm not made of flesh.

#gore

CLR is a rust remover. It's literally Calcium, Lime, and Rust. Maybe I'll have to take everything off, But I can chillax during a bathtime. What sort of guy doesn't like bathtime?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

(OOC) 1 week ago

(( Smiles wide showing all of my teeth including the back ones. Hi Doc Scratch. ))

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Absolutely Totally Beyond Anything Thrilled to be able to use my own two hands to write. Even if it's not for-fun writing, and instead for-progress writing. I might not be able to really feel the paper, or get a whiff of the nasty smell of a ballpoint pen, but I remember what I think they're supposed to be like. And I'm happy for that. I really, Truly am happy for it. There's the sound of life all around me, the endless harmony of a city singing. It's all beautiful. It's like electric sheep I've dreamed of.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

The world is so vibrant and full of life where I am, now. It might be ironic, but I'm totally happy just to be alive

Kult: +10

Total: 10