Samantha
@skaianetSupport
Technical Support Officer for all technologies developed by the original Skaianet from which all universally local Skaianets are paradoxically derived.
[[ OOC CHARACTER SUMMARY ]] Though she has 3 eyes and a vascular system that lacks a cardio, Samantha is a thousand year old immortal who will invariably insist that she is as Human as any other. Since I first created her as a simple Homestuck OC on the premise of "works for Skaianet; basically just Cecil WTNV," I have pushed her away from that premise. Since then, Samantha has gradually developed into somewhat of a technical maintenance worker for reality itself, unknown even to the deities that preside over the neighborhood of universes that Samantha is ultimately responsible for. Once I started to get a bit of a muddy picture of what I wanted Samantha to be, I watched the tv show "Loki." Have you seen Loki? Samantha's "Skaianet" is just The TVA from Loki. It blew my mind and felt like they put silly putty on my neurons then shook it out like a rug and out popped Skaianet, then all they had to do was make it about time instead of about multiverses. Goddamn. Now that she's back on a Homestuck site, I'm playing an odd mix between old Sam and new Sam, so my characterization may be inconsistent. Regardless, she is meant to be morally incongruent with human values. Although she is here to help, her presence should always be seen as a fell omen. Whether the danger is the thing she's here to fix, or the way she chooses to fix it, Samantha is rarely good news. Please enjoy my beloved and beloathed woman.
For the sake of keeping your minds at ease while I occupy this public forum, I have elected to lock my viewport to linear time as local to each of your positions. As a result of this, I will be able to interact naturally and comfortably in my ignorance of your futures and fates. I hope at least some of you appreciate the relative blindfold I am putting on myself in doing this.
I'm feeling restless. I might find a genesis frog later tonight to build a game on.
B33 < glhf! B33 < any purrticular vibe youre f33ling?
Have you heard of a game series called Monster Hunter? I think I might mod a SBURB instance to add Monster Hunter mechanics, weapons, and enemies. I especially like what they did with the Charge Blade in the 10th gen Monster Hunter games.
B33 < ive heard of them but nefur played them tbh! B33 < idk if ive got grindy shit in me B33 < but if it was irl id purrobably have a p fun time h33h33
Though creating a new universe can be difficult and painful work, I certainly hope you all appreciate the process being gamified! Share your favorite Game moments here! Thank you for playing.
Being able to turn a camera flash into a laser cannon was a pretty big highlight.
Real big fan of finding the version of me that played killed in her new universe, that was fun.
B:33 < existing at all!
B33 < im grateful fur it efurry day <3
I am curious. What is everybody's local Skaianet like?
Does anybody know what Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip are up to these days?
I am reminiscing on the time that I had a local little Skaianet office where each of my coworkers at the time also frequented a site much like this one. Outreach was a much more team-oriented effort, which made it much more pleasant. I do wonder what ever happened to any of the others.
I feel as though you're someone I aught to be in contact with.
Perfect. Thank you!
I've been neck deep in paperwork! Good to see you, Samantha. Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
Today at Skaianet we are working on streamlining the code for fetch modi. If you were to make a new fetch modus available as a default option, what modus would you choose?
Probably FILO--First In Last Out works pretty well.
Good morning people and others of Chittr. This is me attempting to "chill out." How are you all on this day?
B33 < hows it going Samantha
It is going quite well over here today. I had an early morning purely by chance, and enjoyed a quiet breakfast while Ashe slept. Nothing catastrophic has occurred as of late that would require my attention, so I was able to get some important busywork done. But my original question remains, how are you?
B33 < cozy as shit atm
It has come to my attention that my services as a Skaianet employee are largely unneeded here. As such, I have made the decision to attempt to "take it easy" and possibly "make a friend or two" while I am here.
do you take bug reports - just one before you take it easy⏚
okay great - is there a ticket system i don't want to be one of those people who @'s a brand on social media⏚
We're still getting that implemented. Here, my DMs, or the post https://chittr.ing/profile/skaianetSupport/5345a40e-0288-4614-b451-6cbad865bdc8 are all acceptable means of reaching out in the meantime.
[[ OOC CHARACTER SUMMARY ]] Though she has 3 eyes and a vascular system that lacks a cardio, Samantha is a thousand year old immortal who will invariably insist that she is as Human as any other. Since I first created her as a simple Homestuck OC on the premise of "works for Skaianet; basically just Cecil WTNV," I have pushed her away from that premise. Since then, Samantha has gradually developed into somewhat of a technical maintenance worker for reality itself, unknown even to the deities that preside over the neighborhood of universes that Samantha is ultimately responsible for. Once I started to get a bit of a muddy picture of what I wanted Samantha to be, I watched the tv show "Loki." Have you seen Loki? Samantha's "Skaianet" is just The TVA from Loki. It blew my mind and felt like they put silly putty on my neurons then shook it out like a rug and out popped Skaianet, then all they had to do was make it about time instead of about multiverses. Goddamn. Now that she's back on a Homestuck site, I'm playing an odd mix between old Sam and new Sam, so my characterization may be inconsistent. Regardless, she is meant to be morally incongruent with human values. Although she is here to help, her presence should always be seen as a fell omen. Whether the danger is the thing she's here to fix, or the way she chooses to fix it, Samantha is rarely good news. Please enjoy my beloved and beloathed woman.
Since few players are aware of how to contact Skaianet Support, I have decided to reach out into this forum and open a single support ticket to handle many of your problems at once. Please comment here with a description of your problem as though you were submitting a ticket, and please disregard other users doing the same. Thank you. Skaianet Support, how may I help you?
game bad.
Hello @destinedKiller could you please elaborate?
your game. its bad.
Thank you for your input @destinedKiller. Your feedback has been noted.
i think the script to actually complete the game - and slash or - proceed to the reward is broken? - in that i've been booted to the start of a fresh session multiple times - i don't want to be harsh but this has been a bad experience please advise⏚
Unfortunately, the medium of my connection to Chittr has locked my viewport to linear time. I found an FAQ that seems to detail your session, but it is as of yet missing the details about this particular issue. Without more information, I cannot actually narrow down what the issue may be or if it truly is an error on our part. Fortunately, "it is still possible to make something out of the carcass of your burning session." I also would like to applaud you for finding an easter egg. If you can get me a more complete source of information on your session and its technical troubles, I will be happy to take a look at this again. Until then, I wish you the best of luck.
i find it somewhat hard to believe i have managed to make the same mistake eleven times in a row - but i guess nothing for it - if i trip into a debug menu or something I’ll let you know⏚
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Lalonde hour is a respectable trend.
Universe Patch Note 20260903100455: - Water is now ~0.0002389% more refreshing to reptiles. - That weird little itch you get when your elbow aligns perfectly with the local background magnetic field and then you sneeze, now does not and has never existed. - All dogs go to heaven. We had missed a few. - Removed Herobrine.
GORDON LOOK OUT! You die in "All Dogs Go To Heaven 2" I read about it on Wikipedia! The free online encyclopedia that anyone (from black mesa) can edit!
Happy birthday Hatsune Miku.
Why is the title of the page occasionally "Chittr" capitalized and other times "chittr" uncapitalized? Why do these register as separate web pages to my browser history?
Most of reality runs on ~ATH, but Ohio specifically runs on Windows 8.
[ >TROLLHIO RUNNETH ON WINDOWS LONGHORN_ ]
Should future instances of the Dersian Jack Noir be modified to prevent cases such as that in the session created and contacted by Karkat Vantas? Instead, do we believe that the Dersian did not cause enough damage to justify a system update? Please respond, and justify your response.
:33< remewve that guy entipurrly furk that guy
B// < im just saying red milesing an entire unifurse s33ms purretty bad
< From what I can gather. Jack ssimply fillss a "role" that iss required. If he iss broken or changed in any way, another will ssimply fill hiss "role". :>~
Wtf
I think we should give every rings other jacks get to me that seems like a cool idea.
> 1 thought the 122ue wa2 the whole "acc1dentally prototyp1ng a f1r2t guard1an" th1ng wouldn't a check to prevent that 2ort of 2tuff happen1ng w1thout u2er awarene22 be be2t ca2e 2cenar1o? <
Tip: Do not prototype a First Guardian under any circumstances.
B33 < haha yeah
I feel like I'm being called out here
Patch Notes: - Black Holes have been nerfed - Closed another path into The Backrooms - Buttered bread landing face-down odds have been tweaked - ADHD thoughts buffering times increased again - Value of human life adjusted for inflation - All music is now a little bit better - Removed Herobrine
whatAbout trollL'fe?