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I believe a proper introduction is in order actually. I am The Time Keeper, as the name suggests, I keep the time. This means I am mostly an observer and record keeper. I live in a grand library where all the records are kept, no you probably cannot visit. Despite what you may assume, I am not omniscient. My abilities are mostly limited to observations of things that happen within time, and the permanence to witness it all. I do not recall how old I am personally, nor can I see my own future. I believe this should be sufficient for an introduction, though if you disagree, I am open to most questions.
You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! It's wonderful to be back in the studio again! Had a lovely vacation, but I did certainly miss you all. Looks like the rain also missed us, as it's back in spades out there. Hope you all remembered your umbrellas and hats! Today we've got a great song to start our morning off with. This is the fabulous Louis Armstrong and Ella Fitzgerald with "Cheek to Cheek" coming right up. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
B33 < ive heard of them but nefur played them tbh! B33 < idk if ive got grindy shit in me B33 < but if it was irl id purrobably have a p fun time h33h33
:33< nya!
oh yeah heres the weather btw
play sgrub wi4h me and my life is yours
I love my hot mean girlfriend.
the skaianet employee liking my post.... diabolical
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s6ur6: Com6at evolved
Ok, so uhh, apparently Liz just got an option to start the lobby off early. Looks like whatever this "SBURB" game is, is starting. #sburbce
Enjoy your experience! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
consort tip: through the course of your sburb adventure you may encounter random events ranging from rare enemies to unique loot. these will not spawn until 72 hours into the game so as long as you dont try to beat the whole thing in one day youre in for a treat
nearing the end of my run of SBURB if you wanna move onto my new planet once we make it i'm happily inviting you
Maybe I'll drop my Sburb tier list one day.
Putting my new collection on display like this btw.
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I suppose I do. I have always been a being of open interpretation, even if if the interpretation clears past my own words as a writer. So perhaps we are on the same page after all. I am glad you derrived something from my words regardless.
You are special. Your suffering is special.
That is up to you to decide! If you are not happy with your current name, There are several avenues to go about changing it. If you are interested, I can contact the Product Department to see if they have anything to sell you to help with that? Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
And it's good to be back, Ms. Samantha! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
I'm pleased to announce that I have finally gotten through the significant amount of paperwork I was saddled with ever since the last few prominent social medias were nuked off the face of the multiverse! I'll be stepping up to speak on behalf of Skaianet™ to take a portion of the burden off of dear @skaianetSupport! Very much looking forward to putting our brand in the spotlight it deserves! Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
I've been neck deep in paperwork! Good to see you, Samantha. Sᴋᴀɪᴀɴᴇᴛ™! Cʀᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪɴɴᴏᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ!
B33 < im grateful fur it efurry day <3
B:33 < existing at all!
Real big fan of finding the version of me that played killed in her new universe, that was fun.
Being able to turn a camera flash into a laser cannon was a pretty big highlight.
and now back to your fate within the maze you come
just another fucking memory of another person ive killed. or. she killed. it killed. whatever. too many other peoples memories in my fucking head. im going to go throw up and then break a planet.
Probably FILO--First In Last Out works pretty well.
UPLOADED A FLY’S BRAIN TO CHITTR.
B33 < cozy as shit atm
navigating programs is one of the scariest things in the world. What do you mean I have to learn?
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remember it could always be worse - you could be a time player⏚
eventually i will appear near one of you without entrance and demand a head pat
Ugh okay I guess I need to pin a something huh I'm Velvet, I'm likeeee 1,400 earth years old, I was born dead, I'm a natural redhead and I've never told a lie except for all the times that I have, Draculas do not interact because I HEARD you I will GET TO IT I'm on my smoke break Professional evil henchwoman ask me abt my rates No last name because I need no further introduction baybee ((Velvet is. Fully an original vampire OC, she's only here because she's friends with Kris through some silliness and she truly was born to be annoying on the internet. The lack of about pages on this site is a curse. The technicolour skin and hair is fully real because I think it's fun. Expect a significant amount of blood/goreposting, some nsfw themes, and like... a motif of the interplay of passion and predation? IDK what else you'll see she never shuts up. Askbox is: https://forms.gle/WbSzqcu7Tj6xJFDa7 All art posted is by yours truly, She/Her for Velvet AND for me.))
blaming sburb on the hannah montana movie ngl
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I want to kill again.
wait fuck i love pie that would be so cute
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im imagining a horrible world where we wake up one day and someone finds out bbccode works on this website and then one by one the feed is some [header]Hello world![/header] bullshit
my fav vocaloids and synths that kinda got forgotten about because people are crypton sluts - DIANA (i love empath-P, wicked girl and tin boy ougugugh) - LOLA (FIRST EVER GIRLY she was THAT BITCH) - Tonio (his stressed schwa might crash the program but ough hes so yummy) - Iroha Nekomura (transmasc VA!) - ALYSS (POUCET RAISED ME) - PANDORA CV-C (very obscure utau released by yin-p that has a cuban accent ougugugh) - KHRIST (its literally just khrissy's voice i use it all the time)
in the defense of lesbians. yamaha made vocaloid
> 1 thought the 122ue wa2 the whole "acc1dentally prototyp1ng a f1r2t guard1an" th1ng wouldn't a check to prevent that 2ort of 2tuff happen1ng w1thout u2er awarene22 be be2t ca2e 2cenar1o? <
< From what I can gather. Jack ssimply fillss a "role" that iss required. If he iss broken or changed in any way, another will ssimply fill hiss "role". :>~
B// < im just saying red milesing an entire unifurse s33ms purretty bad
:33< remewve that guy entipurrly furk that guy
B33 < haha yeah
cønsøle.løg("insane røbøt wømen make my pusher pump");
Let women be evil. We can have hobbies.
≈ Never say that a dangerous, megalomaniacal, nefarious and all-around bad vibes girl can't be a little cute with it when she wants to. ≈
i have troUble believing the veracity of yoUr sUpposed identity as a "developer" of sbUrb, as sUch a thing seems oxymoronic on its face, bUt i woUld be foolish to similarly dismiss yoUr knowledge.
Oh and the cool powers fucking rule
I didn't like that it ended the world. I do immensely appreciate the inclusion of a hard-core single player mode, but you should maybe make a lesser version of it available? I like the social aspect quite a bit. The pyjamas are a nice piece of merch... add more badges, maybe put in a train level.
B33 < quite a few id think
I don't know what I am legally. Does it count if I'm a copy of the guy's brain in a metal walky-box?
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Tell me about it.
Yeah.
Been there, done that, got the jammies.
everyppony has that 1 bitch they cant stawp yearnin abt #yearning
updating our OS so its compatible with more program types :) i might build chittr into our browser :0
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i need to go back to #wizardposting
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