#DetectivePony
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DESTRUCTION IS CREATION. IDENTITY BEGETS AGENDA. A MARTYR DIED AND SAID FUCK. SHARED WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION. WITH THANKS TO JEANNE BETANCOURT AND SONNETSTUCK.
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@garrulousArbiter THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. AN OVERALL ANALYSIS. VAGUE WITHOUT CONTEXT. RAGE. THE OPPOSITE OF HOPE. A WORD WITH NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS. ANGER. DESPAIR. "NEGATIVE" EMOTIONS. THAT WHICH CLOUDS THE MIND. RIGHTEOUS FURY. FOCUS. DETERMINATION. CUTTING THE CHAFF. KEEPING ONLY WHAT IS NECESSARY. RAGE LIMITS. LIMITS ARE NOT BAD. LIMITS ARE NECESSARY. RAGE IS BELIEF. NOT A BELIEF IN MAGIC. A BELIEF THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. A SPECIFIC AND UNSHAKEABLE BELIEF. FAITH. TRUST. A PILLAR THAT WILL NOT COLLAPSE. HOPE MAY LEAD TO DISTRACTION. CHOICE PARALYSIS. RAGE MAKES A CHOICE. RIGHT OR WRONG. MISLED OR NOT. BUT IT DOES NOT STRAY. NOR HESITATE. THIS IS OFTEN NEEDED. ANGER MAY MAKE ONE ACT IN HASTE. CUTTING OFF OTHER OPTIONS. BUT ONE WILL ACT. A KNIGHT. NO FORMAL RELATION TO SEERS. IN THE "EXPLOIT" GROUP. A THIEF. THE KNIGHT'S PARTNER. EXPLOITS OTHERS. A PAGE. THE KNIGHT'S SHADOW. GIVES TO OTHERS TO EXPLOIT. A ROGUE. THE KNIGHT'S OPPOSITE. REDISTRIBUTES THAT OTHERS MIGHT EXPLOIT. A KNIGHT EXPLOITS WHAT THEY HAVE. A KNIGHT WIELDS THEIR ASPECT. IS WIELDED BY IT. IT IS A HAMMER. EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL. A KNIGHT HAS A SWORD. NOT NECESSARILY GUIDED. THE KNIGHT USES THEIR SWORD. TO SLAY FOES. TO CUT THROUGH VINES. TO PERFORM IN THE ARENA. BEATEN INTO A PLOWSHARE. AND USED TO PREPARE THE FIELDS. A KNIGHT'S ASPECT IS THEIR SWORD. THEY ARE THEIR ASPECT'S SWORD. TO THEIR BENEFIT. AND DETRIMENT. IN THEIR WAKE. THEY LEAVE WHAT REMAINS TO THE OTHERS. TO PICK UP. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. ONE WHO EXPLOITS RAGE. ONE WHO EXPLOITS THROUGH RAGE. ONE WHO IS EXPLOITED BY RAGE. ONE WHOM RAGE EXPLOITS THROUGH. ONE WHO EXISTS THROUGH BELIEF AND CONVICTION. THE SORT TO RUN AGAINST A WALL. TO SLAM THEIR HEAD INTO IT. OVER AND OVER. UNTIL THERE IS A HOLE. LARGE ENOUGH TO PASS THROUGH. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE SEES AN OBSTACLE. FINDS THE PATH THROUGH. AND TAKES IT. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE FINDS THE WEAK SPOT. AND ATTACKS. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE IS EMPOWERED BY CONVICTION. AND DOES NOT STRAY. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. MAY BE MISLED. AND SET ONTO A PATH DESTINED FOR FAILURE. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE WILL SUCCEED. BUT IS THIS SUCCESS WORTH IT? A BLADE OVERUSED BECOMES DULL. A BLADE MUST BE SHARPENED. TUNED. PERFECTED. A KNIGHT OF RAGE. WITH AIM TRUE AND PROPER. IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT. A KNIGHT OF RAGE. MISAIMED. IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT. BOTH SIDES OF THE COIN ARE THE SAME. BECAUSE THE KNIGHT KNOWS IT WILL LAND ON HEADS. TO DO OTHERWISE IS UNTHINKABLE. AN INQUISIITOR. A CRUSADER. A PALADIN. A MESSIAH. USING FEAR. ANGER. "NEGATIVE" EMOTIONS. THAT WHICH RESTRICTS WHAT CAN BE DONE. THERE IS ONLY ONE OPTION WHEN FACED WITH THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. ONLY ONE CHOICE. IT IS WHICHEVER THE KNIGHT OF RAGE WANTS. AS THE FOES' OPTIONS DWINDLE. THOSE OF ALLIES GROW. AS THE INDECISION OF ALLIES IS SLASHED. THE ENEMY IS FILLED WITH SELF-DOUBT. PARALYSIS. TAKE THIS GUIDANCE. WITH CAUTION. I AM NO SEER. I CAN ONLY HOPE. HAHA. THIS HAS BEEN USEFUL. #DetectivePonyClasspectAnalysis
8ased on this post alone, I can tell that I will enjoy this series of classpect analysis. Will you do all possi8le com8inations, or do you have a definite list of your preferred ones?
THIS WAS A REQUEST. I HAVE NO CURRENT PLANS. BEYOND FULFILLING REQUESTS.
That'§ p(R)etty damn good. Thank§. ™
That's gr8 news. Thank you kindly. ::::)
IT CALLS ME A DRUID. HAHA.
Also I wanted to post on here because it is getting late and I am staying up thinking about Pawnee Fuckin Indiana :/
I AM ALWAYS DOING THIS.
@unendingUroburos A MUSE OF TIME. TIME'S MUSE. THE MASTER CLASSES ARE MASTERS OF THEIR ASPECT. THEIR ASPECT IS THEIR MASTER. A MUSE INSPIRES. IS INSPIRED. EMBODIES. IS EMBODIED BY. YOU ARE YOUR ASPECT. YOUR ASPECT IS YOU. TIME. ALL THINGS MUST END. ALL THINGS MEET DESTRUCTION. YET THERE IS A BEAUTY IN-BETWEEN BEGINNING AND END. TIME IS MUSIC. TIME IS MOTION. THE WHEN TO THE WHERE. A MUSE OF TIME INSPIRES DESTRUCTION. A MUSE OF TIME IS DESTRUCTION. A MUSE OF TIME IS ENTROPY. THAT SURROUNDING THE MUSE. FINDS DECAY. DEGRADATION. DEMOLITION. BUT ALSO. CYCLES. LOOPS. A TUNE THAT RINGS OUT. OVER AND OVER. THE MUSE OF TIME IS AT ALL PLACES. AT ALL TIMES. THE BREEZE WHICH ERODES AND RUSTLES THE REEDS. THE TRICKLE OF WATER WHICH CARVES CANYONS. AND GOES DRIP. DRIP. DRIP. A MUSE CAN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO ACT. RATHER THAN BE ACTED UPON. A MUSE MAY WHISPER TO THE ARTIST. A MUSE MAY CHANGE POSES. A MUSE IS SUBTLE. BUT FAR-REACHING. THE MUSE HAS ALL THE POWER IN THE UNIVERSE. BUT MUST LEARN HOW TO GRASP IT. #DetectivePonyClasspectAnalysis
CLASSPECT. IT IS NOT A SIMPLE THING. WHETHER YOU SHOULD TRUST MY THOUGHTS OR NOT. IS YOUR OWN CHOICE TO MAKE. I AM NOT. IN THIS WAY. I HOLD IDENTITY. WHICH BEGETS AGENDA. ASK ME QUESTIONS. I WILL DO MY BEST TO RESPOND. #DetectivePonyClasspectAnalysis
THE LORD OF TIME. A BARD OF SPACE. EACH CLASSPECT IS EQUAL. THE MASTER CLASSES. ARE MORE EQUAL. THE LORD OF TIME IS LORDED OVER BY TIME. BEING TIME. IS A CURSE. AS MUCH AS A BOON. THIS IS WHAT BRINGS A LORD DOWN. YOU ASK HOW ONE WHO IS DESTRUCTION. FARES AGAINST ONE WHO DESTROYS CREATION. DESTROYS THROUGH CREATION. CREATES DESTRUCTION. CREATES THROUGH DESTRUCTION. TIME AND SPACE. ARE UNIQUE IN THIS WAY. THE LORD OF TIME. AND BARD OF SPACE. ARE SIMILAR. THE LORD DESPISES SPACE. FOR IT IS ALL HE IS NOT. IT IS ALL HE COULD NEVER BE. THE BARD MOCKS SPACE. MAKES A FOOL OF IT. ERODES ITS AUTHORITY. APPLIES ENTROPY. ROT. DECAY. BUT THE BARD STILL EMPLOYS ITS BOONS. THE BARD IS ABLE TO LIVE ON EITHER SIDE OF THE COIN. THE LORD IS IN THE SHADOW OF THE BARD. THE LORD IS IN THE AFTERIMAGE AND BEFOREIMAGE. PLACING PERSONAL STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES ASIDE. THE BARD WINS THE MENTAL GAME. THE BARD OF SPACE HOLDS THAT WHICH THE LORD DENIES HE CRAVES. THE LORD OF TIME IS ONE HALF OF A WHOLE. YANG WITH NO DARK CIRCLE. THE BARD MAKES THE SYMBOL INTO A STAGE. THE BARD DANCES TO AND FRO. PRATFALLING ON THE SMALL BLACK AND WHITE. SPINNING AS THEY FOLLOW THE CURVE OF SEPARATION. FOR THE LORD TO ACHIEVE VICTORY. THE ENTIRE STAGE MUST BE LIT. WITH BURNING STAGELIGHTS. UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE. FOR THE BARD TO WIN. THEY MUST FIND THE PERFECT LIGHTING. WITH DRAMATIC SHADOWS. SO THE AUDIENCE FOREVER REMEMBERS. THE FINISHING BLOW TO THE RINGMASTER. @ambivalentGangsta #DetectivePonyClasspectAnalysis
oh this is dope. Thanks, Detective Pony!
I AM NOT DETECTIVE PONY. UNFORTUNATELY. CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL. BUT THIS MUST BE CLARIFIED.
I'll call you the Sick Master of Classpects or SMOC.
THE SYSTEM OF CLASSPECT. IS A FASCINATING ONE. WITH NO CLEAR ANSWERS. I AM BUT ONE VOICE. AMONG MANY. ANOTHER USING BLACK TEXT TO IMPLY AUTHORITY. AND A LACK OF BIAS. WITH THE CORRECT TURN OF PHRASE. ANY COMBINATION CAN BE JUSTIFIED. TO BE THE BEST AT ANYTHING. THE BEST FIGHTER. THE BEST ORATOR. THE BEST SUPPORTER. TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. THE TITLES LOSE ALL MEANING. IN CONTEXT. THEY ARE AS THEY MUST BE. I WOULD FIND SOME LEVEL OF ENJOYMENT. IN EXAMINATION. IN DISCUSSION. IN DISSECTION. HOW SHOULD I GO ABOUT THIS? ASK FOR CLASSPECTS TO DESCRIBE? EXPLAIN HOW ONE CLASSPECT. WOULD GO ABOUT ONE TASK? MAKE CLASSPECTS DO BATTLE? SUGGESTIONS ARE WELCOME. JUST REMEMBER. ALL TEXT CARRIES BIAS. ALL CARRIES AGENDA. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?
I'm curious for how you'd see a Bard of Space's chances against say...a Lord of Time would go?
MORE ART EXPERIMENTING. THIS TIME WITH MY SISTER. AND ALSO THE VERSION OF MY SISTER WHO I ACTuALLY LIKE. AND IS NICE. @uRANIANuMBRA#4652
good show! i like how yoU've done my coat ^u^ it somehow never crossed my mind her sUit woUld be red, bUt it's qUite charming. ^u^
TO CLAIM OMNISCIENCE. IS TO BE A FOOL OR LIAR.
ᐖ IM OMNISᑈIENT I JUST HAB A RLY SHORT ATTENITON HOLY SHIT BIG BUG OUTSIᐖE ᐛ
I do try to emphasize the “nigh”!
HORNYPOSTING... THERE IS NO #NSFW IN #DETECTIVEPONY. PERHAPS #VIOLENCE. BUT NOTHING MORE. BEYOND THE FREUDIAN.
BLACK TEXT. WHITE INK. ANYONE CAN UTILIZE THESE TOOLS. WE ARE PRIMED. TO TRUST HUE-LESS TEXT. BUT. THERE IS ALWAYS AN AUTHOR. ALWAYS AN AGENDA. ALWAYS AN ANGLE. A NARRATOR HAS EXACTLY AS MUCH POWER AS IS GIVEN.
Bars.
bend your b4rs ## esc4pe ##
the b4rs of the self don't often bend ## but they do sn4p ##
There is no real escape.
th4t's wh4t you think ### the void is free 4nd right here though, gre4t esc4pe fe4tures out here #
I dunno about allat
go to sleep. go in the d4rk. close not only your eyes. #
IS THERE INTEREST. IN A PUBLIC SHOWING. OF THE DETECTIVE PONY MOVIE. SOME TIME THIS WEEK END?
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A WHITE CANVAS IS NOT A BLANK SLATE. YET MEANING IS PROJECTED ONTO IT. READILY AS AN INKBLOT.
DETECTIVE PONY QUOTE OF THE DAY: Anna remembered that a pony would not leave a burning barn. She’d heard stories of ponies running back into a burning barn after they had been rescued. A pony thought his stall was the safest place to be, even if it was in flames. [I’m going to leave the above paragraph completely intact. Let it sink in. That’s exactly how fucking imbecilic ponies are. Running into a burning barn. Christ. I’m making a concerted effort in my writing to make ponies sound ridiculous, and even I couldn’t come up with something that bizarre. You win this round, Jeanne Betancourt. Ponies. Shit. I’m telling you, Jane, those animals have a screw loose. The screw, to literalize the idiom and expand the metaphor, is there in the hole, but it’s wobbling around like a fidgety drunkard on an overclocked carousel. The screw’s thread has no grip at all, so any second now the whole thing’s going to fall out from the underside of that shitty Ikea couch which your friends told you not to get, but what could go wrong, you said to them, you could handle it; you built a birdhouse once, so... You want to tighten the screw, but you know that you can’t. You’re lying on your stomach, flashlight between your teeth, trying to get to that fucking loose screw, but it’s all up in a corner by one of the couch’s legs so you can’t reach it with your fingers, and the damn thing’s head is fucking stripped, so your screwdriver won’t do you any good. Turn that screwdriver all you want, Jane; that screw’s not going anywhere.]
nothing is a concept made up by big void to sell more null
I DO NOT HAVE A HEIGHT.
I ALWAYS WAS. I NEVER WAS. I AM ALWAYS. I AM NEVER. SO IT IS WITHOUT MERIT. TO THINK ON PHYSICALITY. ESPECIALLY THAT FROM THE "PAST". THERE IS NO DISTINCTION. AND YET. AND YET. A DIFFERENT SORT OF NOTHING? IT WOULD REQUIRE. IT WOULD REQUIRE. IT WOULD REQUIRE.
Yeah, sure, I'll rechitt this.
IS THERE PRIDE TO BE HAD FOR ME. I DO NOT THINK I DESERVE IT. OR I AM INCAPABLE OF HOLDING IT.
THE WORD OMNISCIENT IS OFTEN USED. WHEN SEMINISCIENT WOULD BE MORE APT. TRUE OMNISCIENCE MAY BE IMPOSSIBLE. BUT THEN WHAT IS AN UNTRUE OMNISCIENCE.
Is it not the purview of those closest to it to be able to define it?
IF IT SATISFIES YOU TO CLAIM THAT. KNOWING ALL EXCEPT THIS HUMAN AND HER FROLICKING. OR ANYTHING NEXT TO A TROLL OBSESSED WITH HORSES. THEN CLAIM OMNISCIENCE.