#DetectivePony
@inspectorEquine
DESTRUCTION IS CREATION. IDENTITY BEGETS AGENDA. A MARTYR DIED AND SAID FUCK. SHARED WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION. WITH THANKS TO JEANNE BETANCOURT AND SONNETSTUCK.
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PERHAPS I SHOULD LAMENT MORE. IT SEEMS IN VOGUE. FOR MY SORT.
THE SORT WHO. UPON BEING BARRED FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE. BECOME SOMETHING BOTH MORE. AND LESS. THAN THEIR FORMER SELF.
HAHA. I AM FINE. CONTENT. UNLIKE THE OTHERS. WHO ARE FORGOTTEN. IT WOULD SEEM.
After the titillating reveal of Eridan's artistic reciprocation, I feel it's only responsible of me to belatedly drop the piece that inspired his sordid tryst with the pen to begin with. Behold: Doom Slaying Feast your eyes on the artistic rendition of a dude with nothin' to lose. Behold the glory and gusto of a stallion in a world of marefoids, all clamoring for a suckle at his attention glands, as if he's going to willingly fork over any of that to some girls that really don't even seem all that interested in what he has to say. See how these shortsighted bessies (all of lower social denomination than him, of course) all make attempts at him in one way or another to garner his favor, only for them to ultimately end up ground under his pristine, seapony boot heel. Don't you know, silly rabbit? Tricks are for chicks, and he's been duping you all into thinking there's any part of this worth salvaging. Prospective victims of his runnin' gob circle him, and he sounds a warning shot that no one listens to. Honestly? The writing is on the wall with this one. Poison dart frogs in bright colors kind of thing. C'mon, guys. Be real with yourself. Anyway. There's also a dope-ass volcano in the background, to represent passion and tension coming to an explosive peak. Blam. The heat of the Earth mother herself erupts outward, but isn't near giving or gracious enough to torch this entire scene. She's Mama alright, but Mama doesn't take kindly to easy ways out, and death is the ultimate cheat code to salvation.
HAHA. THAT WOULD BE DIFFICULT.
Least mysterious fan of the year goes to: Listen, man, I can tell that you're just about up to your ankles in these fine, equine dealings, so I know you've got taste. If you're enticing me to get back in the detective saddle, consider my feet placed back in the stirrups.
hAHA. EXCELLENT. THAT WOULD GIVE ME AN EXCUSE. TO STOP PROCRASTINATING. ON MY PROJECT.
HMM?
that loamy crone an her slaggy eruptions are not the only thin that are comin to a head this fine moontide dirk i find myself seized by a paroxysm a vvolcanic proportions as i rub my roamin bulbs all ovver this masterpiece as if it wwere a scantily dressed foid an i a slightly more confident pervvert the battles just begun my next pen an pencil blitzkrieg wwill strike you wwhen you least expect it
Take out the as if part, broski, there's no denyin' that you're a tried and true pervert of the most unpruned and unrefined variety. Strictly speakin', you are ol' Aqualung on the park bench, pants hastily put on and eyes roaming the horizon for any sign of cleavage. Which isn't a diss on you. Just an observation. It's in style to be a perv these days. Peep the dash, it's every other bit. Regardless, pony up. Let's *Play ball*.
dont compare me to a bunch a feckless hobbyists mate theres a difference vvaster than the depth a the pelagic zone betwween me and these artless kinksters postin their oily booties and monstrous third skippers on chittr i cant remember the last time i felt lust but degradin foids evven in mare form is a full time gig
I think you'll find that these regular ingrates are postin' like they've got a gun to their temple and a fear boner worthy of photography, but sure. It's all about the stats you run on the womenz, man, and where that's concerned, you have no rival. Barring me and my serious case of the post-ironiez. Zzz. Remember how we used to gallop?
Used the same z bit twice, which I'll admit is gauche and pretty obscene. Do you mind if we just sweep this whole thing under the rug, actually? Let's forget I ever even did it.
#LYRICSPOSTING
IT IS GENERALLY AGREED. THAT THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF CLASSES. PASSIVE. AND ACTIVE. I ASK. HOW WOULD YOU DIVIDE THE ASPECTS. INTO TWO GROUPS? I AM CURIOUS. IF ANYONE SHARES. MY OWN METHOD.
I AM. RESTLESS. IT IS A STRANGE FEELING. TO FEEL. I AM OPENING MYSELF AGAIN. TO CLASSPECT QUESTIONS. WHAT WAS THE TAG? #DETECTIVEPONYCLASSPECTANALYSIS. I ASSUME. ASK ME ANYTHING. I SHALL DO MY BEST. TO ANSWER.
THERE IS ALREADY TALK. OF COSTUMING FOR HALLOWEEN. SOME STORIES PRESENT IT AS A NIGHT THE VEIL IS THIN. THIS IS ENOUGH. TO MAKE THAT TRUE. PERHAPS. I AM UNSURE OF WHAT I WOULD DRESS AS. PERHAPS. PAWNEE. I THINK. THAT SHE IS MY FAVORITE. OUT OF THE PONY PALS.
novw i wvant to ask a vwery important question to all the cool cats on Chittr. its time for a #poll WVhat is the 8est place to finish vwhen you're doing the horizontal mam8o wvith your honey? ❤️ = Nook ♠️ = Ass ♦️ = Mouth ♣️ = Pail rechit = 8ody (face/8ack/tits etc) comment = other
yeah, i dunno vwhat im doing here. guess im using the pails, not your tits then. #nsfwv
do i need to add an option for "im the one getting creampied"?
nowv that's a wvoman that knowvs wvhat she vwants! howv good do i need to 8e to paint your tits purple?
when you've learned to be summoned to my side via hand signals alone. ♥︎ speaking of, i've booked us an appointment with the local boutique for your collar fitting. be ready in an hour, dear.
IF I HAD GONE. TO THE MASQUERADE. WHAT WOULD I HAVE DRESSED AS? A COWBOY? A SPACEMAN? NOTHING AT ALL? A MASK ON A MASK. DOES NOT MAKE ONE'S TRUE SELF. ANY MORE SECRET. IT IS DIFFICULT. FOR A CONCEPT TO MANIFEST PHYSICALLY. BUT. IT WOULD BE NICE. TO GET OUT MORE. AND MEET PEOPLE.
I DO NOT THINK. I WOULD WEAR IT WELL. HA HA. THE LOOK IS NOT WHAT I LIKE. ANYWAY. I WOULD LIKE TO RIDE A HORSE.
WHICH APPLE? A DIFFICULT CHOICE. ONE NOT ALWAYS OFFERED. I WAS NOT. I AM OKAY WITH THIS.
I SOMETIMES MISS THINGS. THAT I NEVER HAD.
AHEM. I MUST HAVE CAUGHT SOMETHING IN MY THROAT. APOLOGIES.
KARMIC DEBT. IS A HEAVY THING TO BEAR. IT TRANSCENDS TIME. IT TRANSCENDS SPACE. IT TRANSCENDS MIND. IT BORES INTO THE HEART. DO YOU ATONE. FOR THE SINS OF ANOTHER LIFE? IS PENANCE FOR EVIL UNNEEDED, IF YOUR OTHER SELVES DO GOOD? THE SELF. IS A TRICKY CONCEPT. IS IT NOBLE TO FIGHT FATE. KNOWING FATE CAN NOT BE BEATEN? TO TRY TO BECOME. THAT WHICH YOU CAN NOT BE? I AM NOT SURE. THE GAME IS EQUIPPED FOR THESE QUESTIONS.
B:33 < well i have my opinions
ARE THEY OPINIONS. YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE?
B33 < i mean why not? B33 < its a matter of scope of capability B33 < if youre an accountant and anothpurr you slaughtered a million people B33 < well if you found out you purrobably couldnt fix that and thats ok imeow B33 < as fur fighting fate... B33 < its nyalways worth it B33 < its bettpurr than the nyalternative thats fur sure
IF A MILLION OTHER YOUS. SLAUGHTER A MILLION. AND YOU ARE SURE TO JOIN THEM. THEN. I AM UNSURE. OF THE CULPABILITY. BUT TO FIGHT FATE. EVEN IF YOU WILL FAIL. EVEN IF YOU WILL HURT OTHERS. MAKE THINGS WORSE. IT SEEMS THAT IT MAY BE SELFISH. SOMETIMES.
sometimes selfish things are good to do but i guess the road to hell huh shits complicated im not gonna purrtend its not a nuanced world out there im just saying meow i f33l ig
I LIKE IT. TO HEAR HOW OTHERS FEEL. THANK YOU. FOR INDULGING ME.
B33 < anytime dude
surely , this is nothing a good book can't fix . maybe . possibly .
Oh ye of little relevancy, who fear those who operate beyond the feeble confines of our perception. You're probably safe.
The Existance And Nonexistance Of A Non Present Presence Is Part Of The Matrix Of Paradoxical Spacetime Weave.
OLD ENEMIES/OLD FRIENDS.
I AM IN THE MOOD. OR RATHER. I AM IN A MOOD. TO TAKE CLASSPECT QUESTIONS. FOR CLASSPECT ANALYSIS. ASSUMING ANY ARE INTERESTED IN MY INTERPRETATIONS. ANY QUESTION IS FAIR GAME. UNLESS I DECIDE TO IGNORE IT.
HM. CAN I ASK WHAT YOU’D THINK I HAVE? NEVER REALLY PLAYED THE GAME SO.
I WOULD HAVE TO TRAWL THROUGH YOUR ACCOUNT. CLASSPECT IS NOT A PERSONALITY TEST. IT IS HOW YOU ACT. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR PERSONALITY IS TESTED. I WILL GET BACK TO YOU.
ANY RELATED TO CLASSPECT. WHICH FALL UNDER MY UNDERSTANDING.
MY THOUGHT. WHICH MUST BE TAKEN WITH SALT. IS HEIR OF HEART.
HUH, ALRIGHT. THANKS.
IT IS DIFFICULT TO SAY THESE THINGS FOR SURE. I AM CONFIDENT. THAT YOU ARE HEART-BOUND. HOWEVER.
MIND EXPLAININ’ WHAT THAT MEANS? MOST OF THIS STUFF I NEVER BOTHERED TO UH, LEARN. OR GIVE A SHIT ABOUT. TIL’ RECENTLY.
YOU WOULD HAVE HAD NO NEED. CHERUBS WERE NEVER MEANT TO PLAY. THERE ARE NO ABSOLUTES. HEART IS THE ASPECT OF THE SELF. INSTINCT. WHAT LAYS HIDDEN UNDERNEATH. WHAT COMES BUBBLING TO THE TOP. WHAT IS WORN ON ONE'S SLEEVE. AN HEIR IS ONE WHO PASSIVELY ALTERS THEIR ASPECT. PASSIVELY ALTERS THROUGH THEIR ASPECT. IS PASSIVELY ALTERED BY THEIR ASPECT. IS PASSIVELY ALTERED THROUGH THEIR ASPECT. FROM WHAT I HAVE GLEANED. YOU ARE ONE WHO HAS BEEN DEFINED BY YOUR IDEA OF THE SELF. WHAT YOU ARE. WHAT YOU MUST BE. THROUGH CONTACT WITH OTHERS. THIS CONCEPTION HAS SHIFTED. SO HAS YOUR SELF. YOU HAVE TAKEN ON ASPECTS OF OTHERS. IN AN ATTEMPT TO LEARN ABOUT THEM. SHIFT YOURSELF. PERHAPS. YOU HAVE AFFECTED THE HEARTS OF OTHERS IN TURN. IT IS NOT FOR ME TO SAY.
…HM. GOTCHA. THAT’S…SOMETHING, ALRIGHT. THANKS.
SO IT CONTINUES. INFINITE REALITIES. DO NOT IMPLY INFINITE POSSIBILITY. AND YET. I SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED. THAT SHE IS HERE AS WELL.
@garrulousArbiter THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. AN OVERALL ANALYSIS. VAGUE WITHOUT CONTEXT. RAGE. THE OPPOSITE OF HOPE. A WORD WITH NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS. ANGER. DESPAIR. "NEGATIVE" EMOTIONS. THAT WHICH CLOUDS THE MIND. RIGHTEOUS FURY. FOCUS. DETERMINATION. CUTTING THE CHAFF. KEEPING ONLY WHAT IS NECESSARY. RAGE LIMITS. LIMITS ARE NOT BAD. LIMITS ARE NECESSARY. RAGE IS BELIEF. NOT A BELIEF IN MAGIC. A BELIEF THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. A SPECIFIC AND UNSHAKEABLE BELIEF. FAITH. TRUST. A PILLAR THAT WILL NOT COLLAPSE. HOPE MAY LEAD TO DISTRACTION. CHOICE PARALYSIS. RAGE MAKES A CHOICE. RIGHT OR WRONG. MISLED OR NOT. BUT IT DOES NOT STRAY. NOR HESITATE. THIS IS OFTEN NEEDED. ANGER MAY MAKE ONE ACT IN HASTE. CUTTING OFF OTHER OPTIONS. BUT ONE WILL ACT. A KNIGHT. NO FORMAL RELATION TO SEERS. IN THE "EXPLOIT" GROUP. A THIEF. THE KNIGHT'S PARTNER. EXPLOITS OTHERS. A PAGE. THE KNIGHT'S SHADOW. GIVES TO OTHERS TO EXPLOIT. A ROGUE. THE KNIGHT'S OPPOSITE. REDISTRIBUTES THAT OTHERS MIGHT EXPLOIT. A KNIGHT EXPLOITS WHAT THEY HAVE. A KNIGHT WIELDS THEIR ASPECT. IS WIELDED BY IT. IT IS A HAMMER. EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL. A KNIGHT HAS A SWORD. NOT NECESSARILY GUIDED. THE KNIGHT USES THEIR SWORD. TO SLAY FOES. TO CUT THROUGH VINES. TO PERFORM IN THE ARENA. BEATEN INTO A PLOWSHARE. AND USED TO PREPARE THE FIELDS. A KNIGHT'S ASPECT IS THEIR SWORD. THEY ARE THEIR ASPECT'S SWORD. TO THEIR BENEFIT. AND DETRIMENT. IN THEIR WAKE. THEY LEAVE WHAT REMAINS TO THE OTHERS. TO PICK UP. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. ONE WHO EXPLOITS RAGE. ONE WHO EXPLOITS THROUGH RAGE. ONE WHO IS EXPLOITED BY RAGE. ONE WHOM RAGE EXPLOITS THROUGH. ONE WHO EXISTS THROUGH BELIEF AND CONVICTION. THE SORT TO RUN AGAINST A WALL. TO SLAM THEIR HEAD INTO IT. OVER AND OVER. UNTIL THERE IS A HOLE. LARGE ENOUGH TO PASS THROUGH. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE SEES AN OBSTACLE. FINDS THE PATH THROUGH. AND TAKES IT. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE FINDS THE WEAK SPOT. AND ATTACKS. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE IS EMPOWERED BY CONVICTION. AND DOES NOT STRAY. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. MAY BE MISLED. AND SET ONTO A PATH DESTINED FOR FAILURE. THE KNIGHT OF RAGE WILL SUCCEED. BUT IS THIS SUCCESS WORTH IT? A BLADE OVERUSED BECOMES DULL. A BLADE MUST BE SHARPENED. TUNED. PERFECTED. A KNIGHT OF RAGE. WITH AIM TRUE AND PROPER. IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT. A KNIGHT OF RAGE. MISAIMED. IS AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE. AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT. BOTH SIDES OF THE COIN ARE THE SAME. BECAUSE THE KNIGHT KNOWS IT WILL LAND ON HEADS. TO DO OTHERWISE IS UNTHINKABLE. AN INQUISIITOR. A CRUSADER. A PALADIN. A MESSIAH. USING FEAR. ANGER. "NEGATIVE" EMOTIONS. THAT WHICH RESTRICTS WHAT CAN BE DONE. THERE IS ONLY ONE OPTION WHEN FACED WITH THE KNIGHT OF RAGE. ONLY ONE CHOICE. IT IS WHICHEVER THE KNIGHT OF RAGE WANTS. AS THE FOES' OPTIONS DWINDLE. THOSE OF ALLIES GROW. AS THE INDECISION OF ALLIES IS SLASHED. THE ENEMY IS FILLED WITH SELF-DOUBT. PARALYSIS. TAKE THIS GUIDANCE. WITH CAUTION. I AM NO SEER. I CAN ONLY HOPE. HAHA. THIS HAS BEEN USEFUL. #DetectivePonyClasspectAnalysis
8ased on this post alone, I can tell that I will enjoy this series of classpect analysis. Will you do all possi8le com8inations, or do you have a definite list of your preferred ones?
THIS WAS A REQUEST. I HAVE NO CURRENT PLANS. BEYOND FULFILLING REQUESTS.
That'§ p(R)etty damn good. Thank§. ™
I AM GLAD.
That's gr8 news. Thank you kindly. ::::)
IT CALLS ME A DRUID. HAHA.