Celi
@chickenJockey
Uhhh. I'm a human. My friends are on here so I am too. ((PFP is from the "Homestuck Style Picrew" by Disteal))
SHIT #earthc CREATORS SAY "yeah let me 'google'/'goregle' that" "whats the 'rent' like" "BACK IN MY DAY SHE WOULD'VE BEEN CULLED" "biking is better for the environment!" "highblood/lowblood" (yikes!) "drone season" (ew!) "all the way to mars and back!" (who the fuck is mars!) really just a bunch of geographical shit they expect me to recognize lol
Those who c/aim to be discussing the media in which they consume a// seem to fa// into the same box of meaning/ess statements meant to make as many tro//s keep watching as possib/e instead of giving their actua/ opinion. It is tru/y pathetic.
you on the right post bro? 8? this is an earth c post, maybe i shoulda tagged that hehe
like straight up, i'm talking about my parents? where is media analysis in the conversation is she in the room with us right now
The origina/ post made me be/ieve you were speaking of content creators
ohh lol. yeah, i guess i can see that? but nah, i'm just making fun of my parents for saying goregle instead of askjeeves. ...oh shit, you're alternian, you actually do use goregle.
I a/so use Askjeeves. An underrated search engine.
In the Lord of the Rings films most of the Riders of Rohan were actually women with fake 8eards 8ecause when the production put out a call for local experienced horse riders, the majority were women. So, never make fun of a 'horse girl' again.
O+h! Have yo+u begun explo+ring my mo+vie co+llectio+n? I believe I have the extended release trilo+gy, so+mewhere in the mix, co+mplete with o+ptio+nal directo+rs co+mmentary. Funny eno+ugh, Galadriel always reminded me a little bit o+f yo+u... Well, a lo+t o+f yo+u, actually.
every day is so excitinng. i love my friennds i love seeinng what they have. to say. everyonne deserves friennds. i am smilinng tonnight because of this
ur to good 4 th2 2it3 gloom
ᐖ UR SO ᑈUTIEPIE FR ᐛ
🜏 Gloom makiin me ax♱ually feel liike beiin niixe ferr onxe ):>死亡 ♅
beinng nnice will make you feel nnice. its funn
hzzps://i.poszimg.cc/RhYzZNGP/Unzizled263-20260427034106.png Here are zwo of zhe lusii of my pack. Zwo beauziful creazures who would be carcasses righz now if I hadn'z found zhem in zime. Because of zhe cruelzy of poachers.
Goog nature is beautiful thank yoou foor caring foor them
cUTE,
ᐖ IZZAT EL ᑈHUPAᑈABRA?????????? ᐛ
D --> Now that I am back we can adjourn to some of my favourite topics D --> First: Horses D --> Aren't they pretty
HM. I SUPPOSE I RESENT THAT THEY ARE CONSIDERED "PREY" ANIMALS THOUGH. A BEAST WITH THAT MUCH STRENGTH SHOULD BE AMONG THE APEX PREDATOR CATAGORY OF ANY GROUP. —EMBER💥
Whats a good fetch modus for someone not good with computers Ive been using memory modus since I was ten and I still dont like how long it takes to get anything I want
I use a rolodex modus. It's much more streamlined than any of these other, juvenile modi.
Pock3t2
i use juggling MOdUS you just have to be GOOd with your Prongs!
I see weve got a bunch of comedians on here tonight
🜏 (o:死亡 ♅
Chittr what is the correct way to eat a breadstick
as many and as fast as pOssiblE. thEy'rE UnlimitEd.
into the squeal pipette. other than that, the method is unimportant ໒( ̿･ ᴥ ̿･ )ʋ
🜏 pu♱ ii♱ iin yourr mou♱h siideways so yourr xheeks bulge ou♱, ♱hen swallow ii♱ whole ♱o asserr♱ domiinanxe ♅
with a knife 'n' fork.
under a mountain of the Zhredded cheeZe they give you at olive garden
Im glad Alternia has Olive Garden too but that feels like a great way to get most of it in your lap
Sometimes I like to make oatmeal for breakfast and put way too much sweet stuff in it
it’s certainly a fun little treat :)
>>>(Big) breakfast is colluding with lunch to consolidate (Our) meal blocks >>>(Shrinking) (Our) portions >>>(Brunchinner) comes for (Us) all
Might do some cheap baking Bring some cookies to school tomorrow :)
D --> I think for most people their favourite animal is fairly obvious D --> What is your second most favourite animal
D --> You are lying to me
D --> You know why
D --> Yes D --> Is this revenge for the notification spam
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Comparing and contrasting Alternian lit and Earth lit is probably my least favorite part of my classes right now Youll read three identical chapters and then one of them ends in a public execution and the other in a marriage and you REALLY cant tell which is which What the heck did Troll Albert Camus think he was cooking
As soon as I stop chewing on my lip I am going to get so much done
>> 👯 Me too
The delicate art of making my own post
normalize cuddling with trolls you trust / i like hugs a lot / that's why i wear a soft sweater
8=D < They say that hoofbeasts have five hearts. While hoofbeasts do not actually have five fully formed hearts in the way you might be imagining, there is some truth behind it, as hoofbeasts love five times as much as other creatures. A hoofbeast's love is STRONG and does not fade with time or due to strife. A hoofbeast's love is eternal. https://tributeequinenutrition.com/cdn/shop/articles/Tribute-Equine-Nutrition-types-of-horses-article_54ab71ec-4c93-4f75-8167-afc2ec803ad4.jpg
8=D < Indeed. I have many horse facts.
Such a shame. You will make someone so very happy one day.
8=D < Thank you, Casper. You are a true friend to me.
8=D < Horses are very good at running. So good that they tend to run through people's minds. 8=D < That was a joke, by the way. I hope you enjoyed it.
≈ IF I was — able TO BE humoured, — I WOULD — certainly — BE — TICKLED FROM YOUR wit- — I find interest in their — boundless liberty — TO run — FREE through — THE — WILDS. I SUPPOSE you could — SAY I enjoy THAT — aspect — OF THEM. ≈
8=D < That is one of my favorite aspects of hoofbeasts as well. Their freedom is enviable, as well as their STRENGTH. If only I could run the way they do.
≈ IT'S NOT unachievable if you — FIND THE — RIGHT ANGLE. EVEN — if, — in — the — end, you — may — NOT STRIDE LIKE — THEY — DO, the — sentiment — will — ALWAYS BE — there. NEVER CEASE the — purpose OF feeling unbounded. ≈
8=D < Thank you. I will keep working towards such liberty.
◥▶◀◤ —> E%cellent.
I gotta say the way everyone talks about Seeing Alts on this site it is very nice not dealing with that
>([watc# out be#ind you evil celi is about to #it u wit# a brutal ddt]
blocking anybody who sincerely does 1 of those caste tier lists. U guys r crazy and this is such rule 1 bullshit
ok kys
These trends get insane here I noticed.
I think more people should consider going #outside Today one of my friends pointed at a bird and said Hey that's a black phoebe And I was very happy! Now I know what those calls I keep hearing are
>>| .if .only they have .enough courage .and freedom. some stuck .at hive, blasting .into the husktops. .others .at caverns, serving .empire. .and the .others, deep .in space. but that's just .a harsh reality, .i guess.
>>| .oh no. no, .i haven't noticed .a single hateful though .in your post. quite .opposite, .a callout to people to try .and feel the nature, the beasts rummaging the fields .and the forest .and to see .a beautiful view .of seas.