
Calliope Lalonde
@uranianUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married.

does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives

oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U

(( girls i just wanna stop having a fever is that so much to ask that's the only reason callie is still white and also why i never gave her a white icon bc im too fucked to get to my computer ;-;

i never did end Up taking that photo, sorry loves. suffice to say, jane doUsed me in a very, very potent plaster, painting me in the alabaster of hUman bone! roxy, meanwhile, has been tricked into the shadow dimension for the evening. i was meeting with some people from pUblic works aboUt my latest mUral, and sUffice to say they had qUestions. i mUst stress: *april fool's is not a recognized holiday on #earthc.*

i have to spend an entire day oUt like this. i'll take a photo when i'm done. jane crocker, yoU have the gambit. bUt watch yoUr back!!!

(( can we pretend i switched to an icon of her but her skin is #ffffff

i've not heard from jane all week... nor jUne, come to think of it........... *sigh,* i sUppose i mUst simply live in fear of their plans for the rest of the day. Ù~Ú

(( im ngl as someone who wasn't tuned in from the beginning, the eridanweek stuff is kind of insufferable... i dont want to yuck you guyses yums or anything but i really do hope we can go back to a better ratio of eridanweek to not-eridanweek posting OTL

there's something to be said about to whom this website chooses to open itself, as well as the ambigUities it invites. bUt i doUbt most here are ready for that heavily doylist conversation...

how does one earn a badge? is it like the checkmark, where yoU mUst message a mod?

i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.

i'm cUrioUs, in how many of yoUr timelines am i a mother? #earthc

dave took this lovely photo of himself wearing his new godhood!! he felt the old one seemed a bit childish on a middle aged father, and i agreed. i think i strUck a good balance between modern/casUal and regal/fancy with my redesign. thoUghts? criticisms? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png ((Made with Hero Forge))

does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives

my power grows! #morewives

was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.

@undyingUmbrage it is only throUgh astoUnding grace and magnanimity that i allow yoU to follow me Un-blocked, brother. that, and i sUppose yoUr antics are nostalgically childish. ~3U

more! #morewives !!! ^u^

i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?






















