Calliope Lalonde
@uranianUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married, bUt open to a little flirt here and there. proUd mother.
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
@mspaReader well hello there! i've heard whispers of yoU, yoU fascinating creatUre. ^u^
Oh!! Hi! I . Did not expect to be seen, haha, I've heard a lot about you, too though! Roxy speaks very fondly of you :)
oh, dear, yoU've not met me, then? that's... deeply UnfortUnate. as for seeing yoU, well... i think we share a bit of a similar natUre? we commUne with similar forces? (let's leave it at that, i'd rather not Upset certain balances!)
Unfortunately not, until now. My timeline doesn't... Have a you, I think. Or I'm just unlucky with timing. I think so, though. It's... Yeah, leaving it there is probably safest. It's a pleasure to properly meet you all the same, miss!! You're very nice already:3
i sUppose that makes sense. i can only exist if earth c does, which only exists throUgh retcon shenanigans, and it's all a bit of a clUsterfUck. :U not to mention, my brother and i share the aforementioned natUre. it might have... conflicted with yoUrs? yoUrs, of coUrse, being far more potent, if the whispers ring trUe.
It... Might ring true? I've never had any way to compare it, or the want to. I don't like to pry, you know? It's... Well. I've seen what it can do from watching everything unfold. But! It did land a very safe place for everyone I consider a 𝘍𝘙𝘐𝘌𝘕𝘋, so I'll take it:)
h0w are th0se mem0ries treating y0u?
yoU know what? i'm rooting for the bloke! #vagUepost
i admit, that last little prank was nightmare's idea, the little scamp! ~3~
we probably shoUld have known caddie woUld sniff oUt the polyamoUry a mile away.
wait so Ur not cheating??
>:U of coUrse not?? we were simply feeling the sitUation oUt Until we coUld have something concrete to tell yoU. blimey! cheating, she says. come downstairs, love, let's talk.
i coUld've done better, bUt i'm told a rUbbish edit is typically fUnnier. ^u^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fd518c50f92d.png
@aeneasCaldarium
i'd say "the part that takes no shit," bUt yoU seem to revel in taking shit.
sorry, yoU caUght me in a bit of a combative mood. ~u~
yknowv i respect the vwork you put into this. still not gonna do a chapter on you though
"Keep my wife's name outta your mouth. Me 🤝 Calliope
& then get im on the other cheek for the good measure of it all
i really oUght to tell the story of my tUlpa sometime. bUt in short - its name is nightmare, and it's my little sister!
oh, dear. my trollsona is on chittr. ^~^;
>>>(Rogue) tulpa?.. >>>(Very) concerning...
oh, nonono, the only tUlpa i have is... er, kind of a long story? bUt no, i sUspect she is either another calliope cosplaying (no jUdgment!) or she is from one of the aU's my writing peered into.
yoU know what, UraeUs? it is! as mUch as i am a little embarrassed of my writing in my yoUnger years, callie still does hold a special place in my hearts. plUs, i'm excited to see what she's like now that she's grown!!
>>>(Parallel) prophetic prose on purpose?.. >>>(Interesting)!.. >>>(Writing) about events true in another place, another time... >>>(Sister) of psychography!.. >>>(Will) look into (This)...
i think yoU'll find mUltiversal social media is fUll of sUch cases! many of what yoU might consider gimmick accoUnts at first glance are, in a very real sense, very real. in fact... well, no, i probably oUghtn't invoke that little tidbit. i've been meddling with that too mUch as is.
....honestly, i'm a bit morbidly cUrioUs if he has a "gUide" on me.
…It unfortunately wouldn’t surprise me if he did, hoo hoo.
really not sUre if i'd be more disappointed or relieved if he had all the alpha kids *except* me. i will blow Up his hUsktop when he gets to roxy, thoUgh. on principle. ~u~
not gonna get to you, prefer my gals wvith lips, sorry. no experience vwith you anyvways
i'm incredibly doUbtfUl yoU have experience with any of these women.
yeah, i go owver that in my first post. unfortunately for evweryone, all of this is coming from plenty of practical experience ;)
i'm sUre yoU've managed to bUlly and abUse a moUrning ghost into trading a handy here and there. yet more reason to dislike yoU. i'm almost tempted to go to sleep, find yoU in the bUbbles, and shoUt my own name into the air a few times Until lord english shows up and obliterates yoU. bUt maybe i'll settle for blowing Up yoUr palmhUsk from here...
you havwe such little respect for the lalondes wvho did vwhat they vwanted (vwhat they vwanted being me). if people on here can get laid wvith their "anyone wvant me" posts, you knowv that ol cronus is drowvning in it ;)
alright, i think that's enoUgh internet for yoU today. set yoUr palmhUsk a safe distance away. tUmUt 🪄✨📲💥
there are certain forces i don't like to meddle with. i dare not even name them directly here. bUt there are times it feels prUdent, or even necessary, to wet my qUill. bUt even the smallest drop of ink can risk blotting oUt something important. or, worse, it can risk a far more abstract Unraveling. a cosmic disdain, a metaphysical disinterest. to qUote... someone, i'm sUre, it coUld nUllify the basic ability of all intelligent beings, in all real and hypothetical planes of existence, to give a shit. on the few occasions i have so meddled, it has only ever been to pen an erratUm. to collapse a waveform, perhaps, or to knock over a coin balanced on its edge. to scribble in the margins. all this to say; when i spoke of picking Up the pen to oppose scratch, this is what i meant. if yoU understood it, good. if not, then feel free to ignore the post!
doctor, yoU realize this means all bets are off, along with the kid gloves. i *will* pick Up the pen for this. yoU know exactly what i mean.
let me ask yoU this. did yoU ever find those mice?
does anyone have any information on this "fan" who provided the doctor with his ring? i won't hUrt them. i only want to talk.
(\ /) that is something i am worried about myself, but i'm afraid i have no leads there. my apologies.
appreciated. let me know if any tUrn Up.
(\ /) of course. i'll try to keep an eye out in case if i catch anything of suspicion.
whoever gave him that bloody ring: yoU have jUst made many, many enemies.
I'd guess may8e that dog. ::::)
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who, gUard? she has qUite vehemently denoUnced the idea of helping him.
Only guessing from the desper8ion in her post a8out the Empress and Heiress of her timeline. Like I said, I'm only guessing!
dont. i already decided i wouldnt deal with him anymore. please dont start shit right now? its not helpful and its not funny :(
Down girl.
i can verify, she's not doing shit to help him.
alright, alright, i'm cUrioUs. #smashorpass? ~3u
really? i wasn't expecting that from yoU. :U appreciated nonetheless!
wElL YeAh yOu'rE NiCe i fUcK WiTh tHaT MoRe tHaN AnYtHiNg (O: WaSn't aLl uP In mY PaN, wHiSpErInG To mE, fOrCiNg mY HaNd aNd sHiT
happy mother's day to all my fellow mUms! <3
happy mothers day mum!!
perhaps i'm jUst being a bit oversensitive aboUt my age... bUt it is a bit frUstrating, seeing people treat me as if my life is over! :U
Same reason I haven't really said anything about being 40 and a dad Humans live like 70 years on average so it's just a perspective thing
you make a good poiNt. as for spleNdor, i apologize if it seemed a little over the top as a descriptioN. i simply appreciate cherubim for what they are, aNd what they caN achieve. regardless. 50 doesN't seem too old for a troll? what a silly thiNg for people to get caught up oN.
it does seem as thoUgh twentysomethings have a bleak view of their own fUtUre. it's sad! u~u
Ehhh I mean it is pretty bleak with all the shit going on they're not wrong age is the only shit they really have anymore that gives them a leg up on other generations
bleak? oh! oh, yoU mUst be from earth B, of coUrse. :U i wish i coUld give my daUghter and her peers that excUse. i fear it's jUst a cUltUre of yoUth, over here. U~U
oh shit they got the third sorted? suddenly wishing I was a space guy so I could go over there
alas, it's in the next Universe. thoUgh, mUltiversal social media tends to come with a bit of flexibility regarding cordial visits, so perhaps yoU coUld come see sometime!
goodness, i'm glad my brother and i Unblocked each other. i thoUght seeing his text again woUld aggravate me, bUt it's kind of... endearing? i sUppose raising a teenager will inUndate yoU to all manner of schoolyard insUlts.
YOU ARE. *SO*. FUCKIN’ WEIRD.
no, pa, i'm afraid i'm jUst grown.
RAISING A KID ISN’T WHAT WE DO. HAVIN’…REDMATES ISN’T WHAT WE DO. IT’S ALL FUCKIN’ WEIRD AND WRONG.
oh, that part! yes, it's all rather odd. i wish i coUld say it was simply who i am, bUt i happen to have met another of me who's a mUch more typical cherUb, and so i know exactly where we differ. i had friends, growing Up. people i could chat with, albeit not in person. so did he, so his more infUriating traits may be attribUtable to that! strange, how all it takes to create a trUly odd, UnnatUral cherUb is a bit of friendship, eh?
SOUNDS LIKE A DISEASE TO ME. WHATEVER, YA ALREADY RUINED MY LIFE BY BEING BORN, NOT LIKE YOU BEING A WEIRDO MAKES IT ANY WORSE.
shoUld i tell him, or shall i let him figUre it oUt eventUally? ~u^ #vagUepost
.emit elohw eht ti tuoba stnemmoc citpyrc eugav ekaM .TUB ,yllautneve tuo ti erugif mih teL
my wife jUst called me a paleslUt. ~_~
i thoUght i woUld have to wait millions of years to meet my parents. ... Um.
it's been so lovely oUt... tonight, i don my apron and become GRILLMASTER once more! ^u^
