Calliope Lalonde
@uranianUmbra
the only (known) cherUb on earth c! happily married.
oh, are we posting oUr heights? i'm 6'5"! the tallest of my groUp, to be sUre, bUt actUally qUite diminUtive for a cherUb! :U
@turncoatGoathead something to say, strider? ^u^ i was not expecting a o8< react to this...
shit my bad callie youre not in the know about my super legit reaction methodology i use clubs react because its objectively the least emotionally charged one of the bunch thats my cool nod of acknowledgement that a heart just doesnt convey accurately its me going yeah six foot five that sounds about right and youre even someone i would actually learn something new about with that juicy info so double points
i... see! i sUppose yoUr calliope hasn't fUlly molted? i've gathered that my circumstances were rather particUlar.
i mean i dont know shes probably dead same as everyone else but roxy yaps about you sometimes and its not like ive got my head buried in the sand with my fingers in my ears im probably being overly familiar hold on let me roll it back hi im dave you know me from the other guy of a dave persuasion i pretty much know you from roxy and jane hyping you up and saying all kinds of good words
oh its not even a big deal it was like ten years ago or something basically our session went to hell because vriskas sister ot whatever tried to take over it or something so we had a full tpk or fuck i think we did most of us just died like a bunch of chumps but i guess a couple got out of there it was a while ago so its all kind of fuzzy and i was busy during that whole thing so this is all shit i gleaned from everyone else more on the ball about the haps tldr doomed as fuck
ah, i see. my roxy and jUne come from a similar timeline! a right mess, so i'm told. i do hope i've made a passable first impression! ^u^
small world or not really shits infinite and theres a million dead guy sob stories you passed dave inspection you can keep the lalonde name welcome to the family and all that not that you needed it since you probably already passed other daves inspection but were doing this mad efficient twofold dave approval is your reward for being tall as fuck
(( girls i just wanna stop having a fever is that so much to ask that's the only reason callie is still white and also why i never gave her a white icon bc im too fucked to get to my computer ;-;
i never did end Up taking that photo, sorry loves. suffice to say, jane doUsed me in a very, very potent plaster, painting me in the alabaster of hUman bone! roxy, meanwhile, has been tricked into the shadow dimension for the evening. i was meeting with some people from pUblic works aboUt my latest mUral, and sUffice to say they had qUestions. i mUst stress: *april fool's is not a recognized holiday on #earthc.*
i have to spend an entire day oUt like this. i'll take a photo when i'm done. jane crocker, yoU have the gambit. bUt watch yoUr back!!!
(( can we pretend i switched to an icon of her but her skin is #ffffff
i've not heard from jane all week... nor jUne, come to think of it........... *sigh,* i sUppose i mUst simply live in fear of their plans for the rest of the day. Ù~Ú
y were U paying so much more attention 2 aunt janes messages than aunt junes........... =_@
(( im ngl as someone who wasn't tuned in from the beginning, the eridanweek stuff is kind of insufferable... i dont want to yuck you guyses yums or anything but i really do hope we can go back to a better ratio of eridanweek to not-eridanweek posting OTL
OOC // hii you're welcome to blacklist the tag that's why we keep tagging it lol
((You can also blacklist #MayICome since that's the "free Eridan" tag))
there's something to be said about to whom this website chooses to open itself, as well as the ambigUities it invites. bUt i doUbt most here are ready for that heavily doylist conversation...
how does one earn a badge? is it like the checkmark, where yoU mUst message a mod?
i don't like to bandy my narrative sway aboUt very mUch. bUt i will do what i mUst to protect my daUghter. coUnt on that, scratch.
i'm cUrioUs, in how many of yoUr timelines am i a mother? #earthc
Ugh mom do NOT call Us weans nobody knows what that fucking means!!!!!!!!!!! they think Ur a nutter!!!!!!!!!!!
i trUst that anyone Unfamiliar with british english can utilise context clUes, lUv.
@turingTranscendence something to say, lUv?
not impossible, thoUgh it's jUst as likely yoU've mistaken me for another cherUb, likely my brother. care to elaborate on yoUr recognition? :U
it was a brief encounter in a dream, so it likely was. i know whoever it was, they had the green cheeks. that's why i thought it might be you.
coUld have been, coUld have been. i'm dreadfUlly cUrious! what did she say in the dream?
well, i think it was a he, but i'm not sure. they were talking to someone else, and i found them. for some reason, their face seemed important to remember.
dave took this lovely photo of himself wearing his new godhood!! he felt the old one seemed a bit childish on a middle aged father, and i agreed. i think i strUck a good balance between modern/casUal and regal/fancy with my redesign. thoUghts? criticisms? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/661d7117e895.png ((Made with Hero Forge))
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/691d8ffa2a97.png it seems my post foUnd its target aUdience immediately! ;U
does it count as polygamy if they're all the same woman? heehee! ^u^ #morewives
NO. TEEHEE. BECAuSE ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME WOMEN. MY WOMEN. WITHOuT EXCEPTION. EVEN YOu. WHOEVER YOu ARE. THE BEAuTIFuL. ELEPHANTINE WOMAN READING THIS. IT'S OKAY. DON'T BE SHY. I COuLD HEAR THE TREMORS YOuR APPROACH CAuSED. SEVERAL MILES AWAY. I DON'T MIND. THE THuNDROuS BOOM. OF YOuR OBESE EXCESS. I FIND IT. TOLERABLE. AN ASSET TO BE WEAPONIZED. AGAINST PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME. SEE? I AM A CHARM MASTER. WHO MASTERED ALL THE CLASSES. THEY COuLD TEACH YOu AT CHARM SCHOOL. SEXMASTER SuDuCTRESSOR. AND STATE OF THE ART LOVE GuRu.
brother, coUld yoU at least make an effort not to imply yoU want to shag me? for five minUtes? #incest
CALLIOPE I SAID WOMEN. YOu ARE A FREAK OF NATuRE. THOSE DON'T HAVE SEX DISTINCT COuNTERPARTS. ONLY FREAKSHOW ATROCITIES. LIKE YOu.
YOu ARE FAT THOuGH. FAT ENOuGH TO SINK MY TEETH INTO. #INCEST #???? #AM-I-HASHING-THE-TAG-RIGHT
my power grows! #morewives
I thought you were that chud, Caliborn for a zecond. I almozt hated.
was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
@undyingUmbrage it is only throUgh astoUnding grace and magnanimity that i allow yoU to follow me Un-blocked, brother. that, and i sUppose yoUr antics are nostalgically childish. ~3U
Keeping forgiveness and kindness in your heart is essential, Good work. Ego sum ira Domini.
We are tested in many ways every day. It is our job to prove ourselves. Ego sum ira Domini.
i sUppose that's a way to pUt it! it's fascinating how little he's changed. what once woUld have enraged me as a child is almost endearing to me as an adUlt! :U
more! #morewives !!! ^u^
nows thats the kind of attitude we all need to be adopting fuck yeah
right on the money, my dear! begrUdging sister to the one yoU know as lord english.
afraid it's not in the cards, lUv. time shenanigans and all that, as i'm sUre yoU're familiar with.
i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?
Timelines. It’s always timelines. This descended into an inter-timeline clusterfuck on day-night one.
i am not an impersonator i just happen to be from diff timelines from the rest
since yoU're a catgirl, woUld that make yoU an... impUrrsonator? ;U
B33 < #morewives is a peak tag tbh B33 < *ac swipes it and scampurrs away.*
WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHAT THE HORRIBLE UGLY BITCH BROUGHT IN.