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Dear @unendingUroburos - Caliborn- could of course sense the dissonance in time between here and there. He didn’t know, of course, that most of it was my own work- pruning here, splitting there. Placing a certain cane back into his care for my own future acquisition. All in all, accounting for certain absences. But regardless of how little time it had been for him, fighting through that first white orb tipped tower taking only hours from his perspective, *I* had been waiting for quite some time for him to turn it on. And now, he has, and the ball is rolling. And it’s time for us to talk! [Like so!] LIKE SO. WHAT. [Oh, don’t worry about it. Anywho, hello, dear boy.] OH. YOu. I REMEMBER YOu. THE SINISTER SEEMING BITCH. WITH THE HARD TO READ WHITE TEXT. WHO SENT ME THE CODE FOR AN OMINOuS JuJu. [Yes, yes. Mistress Frame, humble guide and loving mistress, at your service. I’d recommend you don’t disparage the white text, seeing as currently that is the color yours is.] WHAT. NO IT ISN’T? I CAN SEE THAT IT IS GREEN. WITH MY EYE. [Well, on your end yes. Really, we should have used the pesterchum format again for this, but that takes time, and some people are lazy.] WHAT THE FuCK ARE YOu TALKING ABOuT. [Again, dear boy, don’t worry about it. What you SHOULD focus on is the matter of your game! And I am here to guide you on it.] OH. RIGHT. SHOuLDN’T I HAVE. A FLYING GHOST THINGY. TO TELL ME ABOuT IT? [Yes, but her spritely instincts to guide you are currently being contested by her disdain for you. And the only other option is the author, and I’m just straight up NOT letting that happen. So you get me, instead! You may say thank you.] WHY WOuLD I DO THAT. WHEN I NEITHER LIKE. NOR TRuST YOu. [Hurtful, but you will eventually. For a time, at least!] OKAY. FINE. I FEEL LIKE QuESTIONING YOuR WEIRD AND CONFuSING PHRASING. IS ONLY GOING TO GIVE ME A FuCKING HEADACHE. WHAT THE FuCK IS THIS TOWER. THIS DOES NOT SEEM TO MATCH. ANYTHING I KNEW ABOuT THE GAME PREVIOUSLY? [Correct. You and your sister’s game is unique. A result of the timeline you inhabit, the particular nature of your classes and aspects, and the influence of greater forces. This tower is the first of many. An activator that sends a signal to others- your sister has one as well, she reached it right before being compelled to sleep. Don’t worry about the details of that event, that’s something I had to…tweak. I really should write that recap…] YOu ARE DIGRESSING. INTO VAGuE BuLLSHIT AGAIN. IF THIS TOWER IS AN “ACTIVATOR”. WHAT DO THE REST DO. [Excellent question! One I, of course, knew you would ask. Each one sends a signal to Skaia. A marker of how close you are to beginning your true quest. Naturally your sister’s towers will do much the same. Once you have activated all of them, you will gain access to your Denizen and be granted the opportunity to make your Choice.] THAT MuCH. FITS WITH WHAT I’VE HEARD BEFORE. I’M GuESSING THAT. THERE IS GOING TO BE CHALLENGES AND ENEMIES GETTING TO THESE TOWERS. LIKE THERE WAS THIS ONE? [Very much so. And much harder, as well. Fortunately for you, you get a small reprieve in that you only have seven towers to activate.] I DON’T MIND CHALLENGE. THAT IS FINE. BuT. ONCE I MAKE A CHOICE. THEN WHAT. I KNOW WHAT THE PuRPOSE. OF THE REGuLAR GAME IS. TO MAKE A uNIVERSE. IS THAT STILL WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE. [Not quite. Not entirely inaccurate either. Really, it depends on the choices, both capitalized and otherwise, you and your sister make. This session is unique, as I said. A variety of factors interweaving. Once the towers activate, a much longer, more exciting quest awaits each of you. Technically cooperative, functionally more of a race- if I have my way, at least. You two very much *will* have the opportunity to create something by the end of it. I intend to guide you into creating something beautiful, and in some sense…you already have. Heehee.] OH MY GOD. ARE YOu FuCKING INCAPABLE. OF SAYING SOMETHING THAT ISN’T OMINOuS. AND THREATENING. [Not really!] FuCKING GREAT. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I SHOuLD KNOW. BEFORE I GO OFF TO. TuRN ON TOWERS? [No, no. Nothing at all, dear boy! You’ll find a convenient return portal has activated at the base of this tower, right back to your room. If and when you ever need to speak to me, simply activate it here! And I’m certain, which I do mean in the truest sense of the word, that you will find I have facilitated your connection with certain events in between your questing. Ah, I do have one thing to say, though.] GREAT. WHAT IS IT. [Calliope.] --unendingUroburos has been knocked unconscious on the tower keyboard-- [Magnificent.]
no yeah i am kinda too nice i should not be nice to some of the people i am nice to.
you havin a stroke or sum
then you're wrong
WE? *WE* ARE OVERDUE FOR A VERY LONG. AND VERY. VERY MOTHERFUCKING *PAINFUL* CONVERSATION.
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irrelevant i know what my purpose is in every last life and what happens in each of them i'm saving the other versions the trouble
THIS IS NOT CORRECT. WHAT? NO. ILLOGICAL. THIS WASN’T WHERE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO GO. YOU WERE SUPPOSED. TO SUFFER. AND BE STUPID. AND AWFUL. AND I WAS SUPPOSED. TO ENJOY IT. WHAT THE FUCK. STOP THIS! YOU DO NOT GET TO BE TOGETHER. AND BE HAPPY. YOU DO NOT GET TO HAVE THIS!
WAIT. WHAT. NO.
i could probably bag a caliborn with my fat alone. sigh... twirling my hair. #yearning #suggestive #nsfw
(⊱♓︎⊰) a mutt's guide to troll tastes. big bonus! cherubs!!!! i've been talking a lot about eating things on here and i managed to forget a hold of something delicate something rare something exciting, a cherub! they really put up a fight more than one than i would expect but then again they are cherubs you know how they are, the flesh tasting is definitely the weirdest for them, unfortunately my sampling size is a little low so apologies for any inaccuracies. turb flashes very unique thanks to the strange bone structure? i'm not really sure i'm not an expert on cherub biology and i'm not about to become one while eating dinner. either way the bone and flesh are hard to tell apart they sort of blend together. considering when cherubs grow out of their old selves and become one or the other personalities inside i assume that each personality would have a different taste one for the more positive personality and one for the more negative. the one i got a hold of seem to be a more negative personality, taste is very better but in a good way, like each body took was so bitter and so displeasing but then my tongue just wanted more the sting the pain the harm but for whatever reason i kept coming back to it. strange and so unusual but i loved it. i'm going to be fully honest the bones are the best part about a cherub, i don't know if they can ever break genuinely i've been gnawing on this thing for the past 2 hours and it doesn't even have a dent in it. either way it's amazing the flavor is still there that addicting bitter sensation i can't shake its as if i'm consuming their very flesh again! i would love to have another sometime, this one left me intrigued! flesh taste 7/10 bone taste 11/10 bone durability 100000/10 #violence #gore #cannibalism #mgtt
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humans d0n't have quadrants. killing your kismesis means the relati0nship has failed because it is no l0nger amongst equals.
my pr0blem is the mislabeling. of c0urse the trollish system makes m0re sense but that doesn't make me 0bligated two sell it 0ut to any0ne who thinks it s0unds co0l. but you've already crashed 0ut into making up things not said s0 this is no l0nger productive.
oh, uh. sorry, calliope! i probably should've thought about that first part first. i'm probably not actually addicted. sorry. as for the withdrawal bit, i'll be fiiiiiiiine. need to get back to baseline asap! no time wasted.
like to slap his bald head pity to slap his bald head hate to slap his bald head mediate to slap his bald head
It says a lot about how kindhearted you are that you can see the good in him even now. Personally I hope he chokes on his tears and dies but I know better.
right? its a wvild wvorld out there, stay safe
you havwe such little respect for the lalondes wvho did vwhat they vwanted (vwhat they vwanted being me). if people on here can get laid wvith their "anyone wvant me" posts, you knowv that ol cronus is drowvning in it ;)
FLARPers, important patch note! Due to the imminent 8attle with Eridan Ampora on the horizon, there may 8e thousands of angels on the planet! Cullling them will grant you additional FLARP 8oons and Coins!
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Seeing as you were raised with no mother, darling, you’re hardly the most well versed to judge.
Two things can be true, darling!
Would you truly deny the maternal warmth that emanates from my presence?
Have a very happy #mistressday. Heehee.
For the record darlings, more than one of my component souls is a mother in alternate timelines. Take that as you will!
Oh, quite. They all dance to my strings quite nicely.
BLASTED THAT TEASING ASTEROID TO BITS. I FEEL BETTER NOW. GONNA HOP OVER TO A NEW PLANET, I CAN FINISH MY TEMPLE LATER.
WAIT, SHIT, WAS THAT HER? STREAK IN THE SKY. LOOKED GREEN. FUCK HOLD ON.
id love to but i think id just sit around and watch everyone else even if you did! plus id hate to get both you and my bosses in trouble so instead ill say we should maybe go out on a fancy night about town with just the two of us itd be a waste to use the suit only once after all!
maybe if i talk 2 grubGPT i will feel better abt this whole thing :(
Happy second day of #mistressmay, by the way.
I do hope you all have been enjoying your #framefriday and first day of #mistressmay. Events under my direct supervisions are playing out nicely.
As you say, my lady-muse.
oh, and all the richer we sUrely are for it.
woUld anybody mind reminding me of my brothers name?
what an odd feeling, like giggly rage! perhaps i have been missing oUt on attempting to Understand more of my species, erm, behavioUr. not that it woUld be sUperior to the species i’ve come to love, bUt there might be more…benefits than i expected!
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well, i never said i was- i was speaking, in a philosophical sense, yoU know. i can’t help it if she wishes to take my words so literally!
that is a very Unflattering way to describe things! i am merely sharing my thoUghts and feelings! i can’t help it if yoU aren’t fond of them!
"Urinal tip of the day! it’s never wrong to try to make the world a little more like yoU want it to be. after all, who wants to live in a world not Up to yoUr specifications? it jUst takes a bit of a rewrite, or a few, and yoU can make the world fit yoUr vision!"
er, well. she did start it! i was merely retUrning the energy i was receiving!
She decided to offer some inform8tion regarding pir8tes, so I deemed to enlighten the users of this platform with some inform8tion regarding her hue-swapped land out of the consider8tion of my heart.
When you read the word 'Calliope' you associ8te it with the colour green, that is 8ecause she is the only authentic version of herself that is worth any recognition.
whenever someone says “mindfang”, yoU can’t help bUt think, “ah, the proto-vriska.” all she ever really was, honestly!
did yoU know, if a someone is a pirate, there’s probably a mUch more charming version of them oUt there? ^u^
Did you know a Cheru8s prized possession is the tom8 that they sleep on? That is 8ecause the closest st8te to death they are, the happier everyone else is. #suicidebaiting
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IS YOu FuCKING DIE. FOREVER. AND EVERY PIECE OF YOu IS DIGESTED LIKE A BITCH. FOREVER. LEFT AS JuST A FEW BITS AND PIECES. STITCHED ONTO A BETTER CHERuBS SOuL.
I WISH. YOuR SISTER KILLED YOu.
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL FuCK. IS WRONG WITH YOu. THIS IS WHY I WISH YOuR SISTER TOOK YOuR FuCKING SOuL. AND TORE IT APART. AND FuCKING GNAWED ON THE VILE HOLLOW SHELL OF WHAT YOu CALL. A CONSCIOuSNESS. BECAuSE AT LEAST THE ONE OTHER VERSION OF HER I’VE SEEN. IS FuCKING PLEASANT.
MY KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS
:33 < my dream blunt rotation is: :33 < equihiss :33 < anofurr me :33 < fefurri :33 < rose :33 < lord english :33 < the grand highblood :33 < and trollbama
Cmon, it's good for his character. Gotta work that flaccid posture pole into a real spine somehow.
...i've been standing here for a few hours now. hesitating. i don't know what's waiting for me inside the point. i don't know how long i'll be in there. but it's not like i can really... physically age anymore, so i won't die of old age inside the point anyway. i have my hammers. vriska has my kid. dirk has the game. i think i knew when vriska left, what i needed to do. roxy, if you read this before i come back... i'm sorry for being a terrible husband. and for being a terrible father to harry anderson. i'll see you on the other side.
WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT HAPLESS IDIOTS HAVE DARED TO WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER?
I'm gonna troll your stupid fucking site and get back at it for what your people are doing to my planet right now!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
whatever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2edd5483b181.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Lord Caliborn, #teaparty, #nsfw, shelf things, archive rating: M)
because i'm sad. extremely sad :((
Hm? You accuse me so. I am hurt. All because I do not adhere to the capitalist megastructure that you so proudly have built. Yet, still, you did get bent. All bent out of shape over a small comment. I bet you think corporations are people.
Loose the way a handful of change us loose. No remarks on her physiology in any regard here! Oh, please. If this is your paltry attempt to drive a wedge between us, you'll have no such luck. Tavros is tucked neatly under my wing. Tell her, Tavros. Now. @adiosToreador
hm, shoUld the antagonist of my story be the last of the limebloods, or have an army of them for me to wipe oUt? decisions, decisions!
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upwward as your cheeks are out #nsfww #nsfwwe #eridansdiary
…no, not exactly what i meant! thoUgh i sUppose yoU’re on the right track. i’m sUre yoU’ll get it. one way or another.
yoU know, body sharing aside, i really woUldn’t mind having a sibling if they were less…imperfect than my brother! a bit classier, maybe, more obedient. alas, we are cUrsed with what we have…for now!
never let anyone stand in the way of yoU and yoUr art, not even the world itself! break it apart, reshape it Until it matches yoUr vision! if the visions of creation in yoUr mind mUst go to war with reality, then let the battle commence!
If you wish for me to avoid interference in your affairs, I suggest you do much the same with my own.
Ah, merely marking the time before I am invited to enter a door currently closed to me, metaphorically speaking. A door that I believe will open far sooner than later. You will understand eventually. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
can you ccountdown for me
You will notice in this instance she reached out to me. Still, as you have managed the impressive feat of directly affecting me in a way I did not expect, you may consider your threat…understood.
CRAZY STORIES OF THE JANE HUMAN, CEO OF CROCKERCORP, ABOUT SOME SORT OF SEX BOAT BIRTHDAY. THE PRESS IS GONNA LOVE THIS. #RESLAUGHTINGLIVE #SUBFORTHELATESTNEWS
It's all bullshit. Sources always lie. Now get back into that bed and go back to sleep.
It wasn't a compliment.
rest assured that you will be given at least until you, in your own words, "get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiipped" before you are consumed at my hand. the constraints of time loops demand that you be allowed to survive exactly that long and no further.
YOu ARE FAT THOuGH. FAT ENOuGH TO SINK MY TEETH INTO. #INCEST #???? #AM-I-HASHING-THE-TAG-RIGHT
CALLIOPE I SAID WOMEN. YOu ARE A FREAK OF NATuRE. THOSE DON'T HAVE SEX DISTINCT COuNTERPARTS. ONLY FREAKSHOW ATROCITIES. LIKE YOu.
NO. TEEHEE. BECAuSE ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME WOMEN. MY WOMEN. WITHOuT EXCEPTION. EVEN YOu. WHOEVER YOu ARE. THE BEAuTIFuL. ELEPHANTINE WOMAN READING THIS. IT'S OKAY. DON'T BE SHY. I COuLD HEAR THE TREMORS YOuR APPROACH CAuSED. SEVERAL MILES AWAY. I DON'T MIND. THE THuNDROuS BOOM. OF YOuR OBESE EXCESS. I FIND IT. TOLERABLE. AN ASSET TO BE WEAPONIZED. AGAINST PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME. SEE? I AM A CHARM MASTER. WHO MASTERED ALL THE CLASSES. THEY COuLD TEACH YOu AT CHARM SCHOOL. SEXMASTER SuDuCTRESSOR. AND STATE OF THE ART LOVE GuRu.
perhaps! bUt if yoU fail, yoU’ll only feel worse for trying. yoUr choice, dear. jUst consider it good for thoUght ~_u
oh, bUt yoU don't have to, do yoU?
inches!!!! at 9 feet it would've been a whole person in and of itself :p
oh uh i see people are posting their "lengths" on here. i guess i'll do that too then? uh 9'1 #nsfw
TIPS FOR MAKING WOMEN STAY AWAY FROM YOu? IN A WAY THAT MAKES THEM DIE. PREFERABLY FAST.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
IT MuST BE NICE. TO GO TO PARTIES. AND EVENTS. AND NOT BE CHAINED TO A BEDROOM. ON A SAD AND DEAD PLANET. I CANNOT FuCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME. TO GET STARTED. EVEN IF uRAEuS WILL LIKELY TRY TO PuLL SOMETHING WHENEVER IT DOES.
oKay No im chiГГ actuaГГy i doNt caRe i Need to get BacK to my NoNchaГaNt aГpha maГe RoutiNe this is gettiNg RidicuГous i was two moves fRom cRashiNg out oN chittR
#MomTip Drink, drink, drunk, & repete 2 make the day bttr! #Substances
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OK ok listen i get that changes things but...... UGHHH you ugh!!!!! DRINK SOME WATER!
TOOOOOO LATE WERE FIGHTING WITH ME BITCH!!! STOP DRINKING WHY ARE YOU DRINKING! STOP NOW!!!!!
i DOUBT HE WOULD EVER STEP FOOT ON HERE!! HE NEVER TALKS TO ME, MUCH LESS ANYONE ELSE. HE WiLL NEVER KNOW
MY HORRiBLE ROOMMATE LEFT A MESS ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND i HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO CLEAN iT UP AGAiN!! i HAVE NEVER FELT THiS FURiOUS iN MY LiFE i_i
HE iS BROODY AND MiSERABLE AND PRONE TO LASHiNG OUT WHEN HES UPSET.. iVE TRiED EVERYTHiNG BUT HE NEVER EVEN TALKS TO ME ANYMORE!! i WONDER HOW HE CAN EVEN LiVE WHiLE BEiNG SO DOWN TRODDEN
i DOUBT HE HAS ANY iDEA iM EVEN ON HERE!! HiS iGNORANCE iS HiS ONLY POSiTiVE TRAiT. i APOLOGiZE iF iM COMiNG OFF AS CRUEL, i AM JUST SO iRKED!! HE WOULDNT UNDERSTAND THE DESiRE TO MAKE FRiENDS AND iTS ONLY FAiR AFTER HES GONE OUT OF HiS WAY TO MAKE ME UPSET