HEARTS
@heartbreakingButch
SHE/HER WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO PUT [ Lady Boxcars / pfp by cuunos on tumblr ]
"ID BREAK MY ALTS EGG" WHY THE FUCK ARE OTHER YOUS LAYIN EGGS
MY OTHER RUNNIN PLAN IS JUST SAYIN THE MUNICIPALITY HATES LIZZIES IF I LOSE
I hate to tell ya but I don't think you're the only one runnin'
IF YER IN THE CITY YOU SHOULD VOTE ME MAYOR WHY? WHY NOT. I AINT DOIN SHIT TO TAXES
We pay taxes?
IM GONNA KEEP HARASSIN THAT GUY TIL I GET BORED OF IT OR TIL I START TRYNA FLIRT WITH DAMES ON HERE AGAIN BUT THE LAST TIME I TRIED I GAVE MY DEVICE 10 VIRUSES AND HAD TO RESTART IT
I believe in you!!!!
I DONT KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED CLICKIN ON THAT
The whole package, I hope.
THAT GUY COULD GET FOLDED LIKE A CIGARETTE CASE IN A FIGHT
GOREGLE CAN CAREER CRIMINALS BE MAYOR GOREGLE BOOBS GOREGLE CRIMINAL MAYOR
Of all the Crew, if I had to vote for one of them, gun to my head, I'd pick you
Yes, a person with a criminal record—including a felony conviction—can become mayor in Midnight City.
#TIP IF A MANS GETTIN ON YOUR CASE JUST CALL HIM A MISOGYNIST
40% of the time it works 100% of the time, I assures ya.
Many women have tried, only one has succeeded. Hope ya run fast!
DID I FUCKIN KILL THAT GUY BY SAYIN I SHOULD BE MAYOR
I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT IF I MADE HIM DIE WITH MY MIND FOR HIS SHITTY PARTY, THEN THATS WILD AND HE WAS WEAK
Should I pen this down as a confession?
PUTTIN PEOPLE IN AN ANNEX THIS IS WHY WE NEED CRIME PARTIES CAUSE WE DONT DO THAT SHIT
MAKE ME MAYOR OF MIDNIGHT CITY OR SOME SHIT
LAST PARTY I WENT TO THROWN BY SOME DICKHEADS THE CHUMP FUCKIN FAKED HIS OWN DEATH TO MAKE A POINT GOIN TO THE GALA AINT WORTH SHIT
I'd still like to be invited... this is bullshit.
Hehehe, that sounds like a ton of fun. I have a feeling the gala is gonna end up like the tea party anyway.
THAT FUCKIN CLOWN PENIS DETECTIVES PARTY IS GONNA BE A BUST
We can have our own party! Screw his party, plus the tea party sucked. We'll have the coolest party.
IF I AINT GETTIN THAT DATE THEN I CAN AT LEAST GET YOU DUMBASSES LOOKIN GOOD AND FEELIN GOOD SINCE YA WONT BE IN TERRIBLE SHIT
ANOTHER TIP IF YER GETTIN A COAT, IT SHOULD BE A NICE VINTAGE ONE SOMETHIN THAT CAN BE VERSATILE FOR ANY WEATHER
Seriously. A good coat is the most important thing you will ever buy.
IF YA GET A POLYESTER SUIT DIE #BUTCHTIPS
IM GIVIN YALL TIPS BECAUSE SOME OF YA NEED EM IF YER WEARIN A SUIT YA NEED TO GET A NATURAL FABRIC NO MAN/TROLL/CARPACIANMADE SHIT ITS BETTER FOR YOU AND REGULATION AND YA NEED TO CHECK THE WEAVE HOT WEATHER? LOOKIN FOR SOMETHIN YA CAN SEE LIGHT THROUGH COLD WEATHER? OPPOSITE OF THAT
GETTIN ON CHITTR FOR TWO THINGS CHECKIN ON THE BOYS AND CHECKIN ON THE SHEEP
aND ME!
I DONT ACTUALLY DO THAT TO DROOG THATS WHAT WE IN THE BUSINESS CALL A LIE
I MEAN YOU CAN THROW TSHIRTS AT ME I THINK MY COORDS ARE STILL ON
SOMETIMES WHEN IM BORED I TOUCH DROOG WITH TSHIRTS AND SHE SCREAMS LOUD AS FUCK
This is despicable.
IM GETTIN ADS THAT THERES SINGLE WOMEN IN MY AREA BUT THEY AINT SHOWIN UP WHEN I CLICK TO SEE EM FUCKS UP WITH THAT
That's called Spam. You also probably gave your device a virus.
♦ Ha. ♦ No. I'm not a techy person, it just means there's harmful- well. I guess it's a computer STD.