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SHE/HER WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE TO PUT [ Lady Boxcars / pfp by cuunos on tumblr ]
A SECOND SMALLER GAY DETECTIVE EXCEPT HE SEEMS NOT GAY HUH
WHAT THE FUCK since when has there been a mural there thats scary you are in my office ??? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
your really smart for a floozy lets hang out and play twinks some time -from the office of ace dick detective agency
DONT CARE FOR BEIN CALLED A FLOOZY BUT ILL PLAY TWINKS WITH YOU DICKHEAD
thank you maam you are one of the kindest and best women i ever met you are the only one who has let room in their heart for little old me and not turned me out on the doorstep like a little starving kitten you can chill any time in my offices and maybe problem sleuths also if hes out with his elfs -from the office of ace dick detective agency
AND NOW THAT GAY DETECTIVE IS FOLLOWIN ME
You need a tail for that tail? No gay detectives'll slip under my radar, I assure ya.
That's really weird. Because y'see, MY name is Problem Sleuth. Guess it must be one of those alternate selves I heard so much about from the grapevine.
Don't you worry your pretty little head. I'm on the case like great gouts of steaming magma heading for an orphanage.
TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHY I SAW A HUMANS JUNK NOT COMPLAININ. JUST CONFUSED ABOUT WHATS YOUSE ALL DO #NSFW
IF YOURE AT THAT ERIDANWAR SHIT DONT KILL TAVROS IM GETTIN HER ICE CREAM AND ILL HAVE TO EAT IT IF SHE DIES AND I DONT WANT TO
pls protect tavros :( she's my pokeymon tcg buddy & i need her for doubles
TAKIN NOTES UGLY ORB BITCH. STILL AN UGLY ORB BITCH SLICK STILL GETS MAD IF I COMMENT ON THEIR TITS
Careful now, I don't care how good looking you are now, I don't abide being called 'toots'.
GOOGLE WOMEN GOOGLE WHERE DID THE WOMEN GO GOOGLE BOOBS
IM NOT TAKIN THE QUIZ BUT ITS CAUSE ITS DAMN OBVIOUS AND CAUSE I JUST GOT HERE NOW. YOU ARENT GETTIN THAT YET
AT LEAST THERE ARE PRETTY LADIES HERE MAKES UP FOR THE FROG SHIT
Pardon me, but you would not have happened to have any previous experiences regarding one Itchibold, have you?
FOLLOWED BY CREW. GREAT. ITS A MAN. WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN.
A long while ago. Haven't given the other side a try just yet.