Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Drivin' over a crate of roses for QF since she's babysittin' today and can't make the funeral. If you want to leave a flower for poor old DQ just ask me.
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
Gettin' good ain't saved me from bein' shived by miss universe but I'll stay in practice.
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
DQ was a standup guy. Everyone knew that. Only folks with anythin' against him were top shelf crooks. Here's hopin' they get what's comin' to em.
You’re listening to… We're so sorry for your loss. He will surely be missed :( …Midnight City Jazz!
Courage doesn't mean you have no fear, it means you have fear but still did it. Even if you fail, at least you tried. Never be ashamed of failure.
* thank you so much batman will keep this in mind
That's good.
We all do our best with what we got. Hope you're holdin' up, whoever you are.
Yes, we all do. I am and I hope you are as well.
That's what's most important. Keep going.
...Man sometimes folks you thought were a constant just slip out the back door when you ain't lookin'. And then you gotta just move on with your day. Wish 'em well wherever they're off to next. I ain't never been great with grief even if it ain't someone I knew well.
You’re listening to… Good morning, Midnight City! We hope you slept well or if you’re just getting off work that the shift went well. We’ve got some Miles Davis for you all today. This is his song, “Mystery” coming at ya. …Midnight City Jazz!
I really oughta prune my rolodex it's startin' to look like a rotisserie hedgehog.
If the next post from this account is about my wake or somethin' don't bad mouth me postmortem. I ain't close with death but I could probably talk him into givin' me 20 minutes to settle up a grudge.
<> with biscuits... Hell nah what the fuck?
An evil HD... I guess it's not impossible to imagine. She'd probably be some kinda gangster.
Goin' for a walk.
You’re listening to… With Midnight City having suffered such a tragic loss with the death of our Mayor, we must not despair. We must carry on his ideals, even in the darkest of nights. Midnight City can shine more beautifully than ever as long as we build off the foundations our Mayor raised. For the Light of Democracy can make our home a shining beacon for those who want to live a free and happy life. That's why Serenity is the best choice for Mayor in the upcoming Special Election. Who better to carry the Mayor's torch than our very own firefly? By reflecting on our past, it'll show us the path to a brighter future. Vote Serenity for Midnight City Mayor. Paid for and Approved by the Serenity for Mayor Coalition #SerenityForMayor …Midnight City Jazz!
Ha ha...I can't believe they actually bought the ad space! I'm a real big fan so I heard this alongside everyone else! It was a surprise, but I'll certainly say I stand by with this message! And please, thank you everyone working at K2E1 for the ad space!
You’re listening to… We're happy to be of service, Miss Mayor! Best of luck in the upcoming election! …Midnight City Jazz!
...Guess it really is about time I look into pickin' up a nastier firearm than my pea shooter. Ain't ladylike but times bein' what they are.
This is the image I intended to post. Please do not look at that other one and instead please say nice things about my new dress instead of that other thing I beg of you please.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c827aca0e156.png
finally, s0me tasteful col0ring around here.
oh i love this look! the hat brings it all together great. :D
Ahaha... I owe it to @tenebrousGuardian for having such an eye for these things! If anyone deserves the praise its her...
OHHH MY GOSH SER!!!!!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀has⁀enough⁀praise⁀for⁀both! you⁀are⁀(V)ery⁀pretty⁀and⁀it⁀looks⁀(V)ery⁀good⁀on⁀you, possibly⁀it⁀would⁀look⁀worse⁀were⁀it⁀on⁀someone⁀else. nn o⁀u-
It's amazin'??? I think it's just the right amount!! You're gonna have the boys (and some ladies if ya don't mind me sayin') fallin' all over ya!
Mmmmm.... Mmmmmmm!!! Thank you! Hearing you say that it! Well! You have no idea how happy it makes me!
i had a very nice time on our outing. im happy to see you finally built up the confidence to share how pretty you look with everyone.
D --> Yellow is a lovely color on you Ma'am D --> It aptly reflects the joy that is inherent in the act of viewing you
@tenebrousGuardian I dunno how you'd be gettin' to Midnight City but if you need a lift anywhere my jitney's all yours.
i get to and from just fine. i just need to know where im getting in particular.
I'd guess Midnight City Second Founder's Hospital. They work quick and especially do some solid triage. A bit overzealous with the pain meds but you'll never catch a dick complainin' after getting filled with daylight.
ah. peter got back to me to confirm its midnight city general hospital actually. about how far is that from phils office?
Uhhh assumin' I'm thinkin' of the same office block, you're gonna wanna head about 3 blocks north until you hit the square, then make a right and head east until you see it. If you pass the Tailor's (the bar not the shop with the suits in the window) you've gone too far.
Me and my big mouth.
I'd say I'm a pretty unique flavor of freak but apparently I still ain't crazy enough fer some people's style.
In other news I gotta replace some of the teeth on my chainsaw.
Need any spare bits? I've got a couple if you're lacking any.
Goddamn~ BAD CARAPACIAN BITCHES don't fuck around~ Maybe I gotta pay that MIDNIGHT CITY a visit sometime if they're willing to TAKE A CHAINSAW to you on the first date~
Nah I keep a spare chain around it'll be a nice way to cool off and kill time. Thanks though! You seem like a stand up fella.
Man I really ain't that experienced in the pitch quadrant. She danced with me and stabbed me in the guts on our first... Date? Then she paid fer my hospital bill. This ain't just flirtin' right this is like the most ridiculous movie level pitch behavior? Fuck. So glad QL ain't on this site to laugh at me.
Excuse me??? I know I haven't been keeping up to date on the internet recently but you were STABBED??? Who were they so I can stab them back! And then some!
Ser! Hi. Don't worry about it okay? It's taken care of enough for now and I don't need you freakin out about lil old me. You've got enough on your plate.
It's! Really difficult not to worry! Just please come to me if you need anything or are going to do something reckless, okay?! I'd very prefer to be some kind of help in these situations if I can!
Maybe you could stop by my place later and help me with a couple chores? Hell I could pick you up again if you want.
Ha ha! Don't worry! We uhm. Cleaned the Mayoral Limo. (It's not actually a limo by the way why do we call it a limo.) So I can swing by myself! Just try to not think too hard about the fact that two people died in the car. Because I very much struggle with it and would hate for you to as well.
That said I'll be a little embarrassed if you have trouble parking the jitney since I'm in my space.
Ah! Huh. Good point. There's street parking near the place right? If nothing else I can always just park in a public lot and just run over. Though if I need to ferry you somewhere I guess that'd be a tad inconvenient but- Well, let's not sweat the small stuff! I just want to make sure you're okay first and foremost!
ohhhhh i see now!! sorry the username confused me!! :P