Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Alright I figure someone here will be honest and forthwith about it. Is there something about calling someone a “goon” suddenly? I suppose it is a funny sounding word but I can’t imagine what’s so funny about calling someone it.
i believe the word's gone through a semantic change to mean someone who.. "satisfies themselves" an unhealthy amount.. or something like that
We were literally callin' 'em goons and they couldn't stop snickering.
It is but oh no Dame it means something so much worse now!
I suppose that makes sense. Still what a terrible evolution for the word!
I am completely calm thank you my teddy bear WHAT DO YOU MEAN
... I could use a dance partner who won't read anything into it. Not tonight, but soon.
... I'd offer but you strike me as a bit too classical of a gal for the Charleston.
HAVING TO TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION PASSES ME OFF. WHADOYA MEAN I PAY TAXES AND A FARE FER THIS FUCKIN BUS?!
Do you not simply use your innate teleportation, Mr. Boxcars? Oh wait, I forgot, you are not blessed with such an ability. That was a joke. I never forget anything. Haa Haa. Hee Hee.
Yeah this towns got a real corruption problem huh? Wonder who's out there bribin public officials and embezzlin funds.
Oh, great. A word of advice. Never neglect to clean out the storage in your sylladex. Especially do not store items in your bra because your personal inventory system is over-encumbered. It has only been an hour, and now this lipstick is too warm to use. The pigment is going to come off on me like a melted crayon.
Oh girl I know that feeling too well!
Hoo hoo.
Good to put one's self out there, I'm told. If you're needing a pickle inspected--I'm your man!
@assistMint
...What should I call this poor thing. https://i.postimg.cc/155sB5Pb/image.png
Oh what a sweet looking thing! It looks like she has little socks...
Oh I'm just itching to do somethin'. It's Saturday for chrissake I can't just while away the hours readin'!
go stab someone
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you need something to do you could always pursue legal action against someone who has wronged you in which case i know a guy who can make it happen
Also not my n style ... None a yous know how to have fun on a Saturday night??
POINT OF ORDER! i am having fun. also you should consider troll magic: the gathering #tmtg
WHAT. Going to bed. Fuck I'm tired.
I just need to redo my makeup repack my inventory top off the fuel in my lipstick brush my hair drink WATRE and ill be fine and dandy.
Sheesh my feet hurt. Been on the go all morning as a go-fer for MM. Sure could use a drink right now... #substance
My dogsf do sure bark ffrom time to time make sure to drink lots of water, it helpsf circulation and musfclef stiffnessff *Tipsf a howdy and get well sfoon*
Thank ya kindly, GG. I'll knock back something cold before I hit the sack for sure. Don't be a stranger now!
Yes m'lady, I'll be round these partsf a little while longerf, you hafve a pleasentf night now *Holstfers my weapon from a prevfiousf postf*
Aw such a shame, don't people know anythin about advances in veterinary medicine? Get your cat fixed and stop leaving boxes a kittens on the side a the road. It's breakin my poor heart over here...
They should be able to sleep around without worryin' about having to feed another dozen before long!
i think the problem is that people should be kinder instead of dumping baby animals like their garbage
CHITTR SHADY FACT #16 • “it’s so obvious spades and diamonds are in some odd kismesis/moiraillegiance type thing. just kiss already lmao”
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
I know that's right!
Ugh. #hungover
And you didn't invite me to drink?
...It might be early but I'm not enough of a dope to give out my man's name to the mob, greenie.
Heh heh. Yeah. That's right. Keep it to yourself, baby. I like playing hard to get, too.
Figures there's ANOTHER jam at the Jack Squat underpass. Just go around morons! Stop honking your stinkin' horns!
CHITTR SHADY FACT #11 • "i think the onceler is not sexy and i don't understand the hype for him whatsoever. he's just a slim white dude in a tux and top hat."
It's True And You Should Say It
CHITTR SHADY FACT #7 • "among my circles, spades slick is marginally favored by the ladies over diamonds droog. i can't say i agree, having seen the way he comports himself in private, but apparently many find the way he tickles the ivories downright enchanting."
Hm. Well, thank you, whoever submitted this. I can fix that.
Oh boy, a surprise from Diamonds Droog. I'm at the edge of my goddamn seat.
CHITTR SHADY FACT #5 • "quarters has a second, smaller bed for his favorite gun."
Intriguin' stuff. His bed must already be tiny...
So I'm steppin out of the flyver and some fall guy bobbles this newfangled thing into my hands. Naturally I knew how to use it immediately and decided the crime scene probably didnt need this anyway. So. Here I am typing on a box wondering what a troll is. Or what a chittr is for that matter! Could anyone help a dame out?
Dame! Ain't you a sight for sore eyes! You, my dear, are on some sorta timeline hoppin letter-writin sort of device! Ain't that neat?
Awww well if it isn't the man himself! How've the mean streets been treating you today? I really ought to swing by the office again but you know how those consarned gates get...
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or
Y'know, Einstein, I gotta say it ain't soundin' all that quiet! Especially since I had to fight off a coupla mugs myself just now. Wait. You've got a double? News to me for sure. The crew divorce is all over the tabloids though. It's messy, I've seen at least a couple gals come to blows over it already and they dont even know the guys directly! I guess what you're tryin'a sell me is we oughtta stick together, huh?
Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Any day of the week, Sleuth, that sounds fine 'n' dandy. Meet me over by Eclaire's?