Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
Hmh. Now I just gotta get back into bed... Maybe a drink to get some actual shut-eye instead of just lyin awake. #substance
Guess I better get some towels ready. :P
Can't get any dang sleep because there's a palooka out there hollering about potholes like it's a surprise. If you can't swerve around 'em go buy a bicycle!
Oh don't you pity that, Dean Dracon.
Sometimes I really feel like I'm missin' out on some prime gossip by not bein' on here more. ...But also I gotta work to eat. Such a dang shame!
HEY WAIT A SECOND. ...I got played. My darn friendly polite nature got me again. Ugh.
Y'know. I'm really glad I used the whole DMK crisis to network. MM is such a nice boss when there isn't a whole load of crap talking place on her property!
By the way, that explosion was *awful*. Broken windows everywhere.
Sorry
Wait. Different explosion?
After the lightshow and yellin' a couple days prior most folks figured something was about to happen. I think we were pretty close to having a temporary evacuation to imaginary city, hehe. Don't sweat it buster, it woulda been worse if you didn't.
Nah I'm pretty sure same explosion. Sorry fer the confusion.
Sheesh, that was a slump and a half. Guess whatever was simmering finally boiled over with DQ kickin' the bucket. I oughta thank MM and NB again for stickin' it out with me.
Hell of a day.
Drivin' over a crate of roses for QF since she's babysittin' today and can't make the funeral. If you want to leave a flower for poor old DQ just ask me.
I gotta work on ways to survive bein' shot. Not 'cuz I've been shot recently but it just became a whole lot more likely.
simply get good
Gettin' good ain't saved me from bein' shived by miss universe but I'll stay in practice.
They oughta make more flatterin' bulletproof vests! But if you're worried, you might just gotta settle on the bulky ones for now!
You’re listening to… Good evening, everyone! We saw that things have been pretty busy all day today! We've also the sad news to announce that one of Midnight City's many beloved private eyes, Disheveled Questioner, was shot dead yesterday. He always had One More Thing to add, and we're sorry to hear that he's not got one more day now. So in honor of his life, and for his matesprit, we'll be playing one of their favorite songs. Here's John Coltrane with "Once In A While". Rest in Peace, DQ. …Midnight City Jazz!
DQ was a standup guy. Everyone knew that. Only folks with anythin' against him were top shelf crooks. Here's hopin' they get what's comin' to em.
You’re listening to… We're so sorry for your loss. He will surely be missed :( …Midnight City Jazz!
Courage doesn't mean you have no fear, it means you have fear but still did it. Even if you fail, at least you tried. Never be ashamed of failure.
* thank you so much batman will keep this in mind
That's good.
We all do our best with what we got. Hope you're holdin' up, whoever you are.
Yes, we all do. I am and I hope you are as well.
That's what's most important. Keep going.
...Man sometimes folks you thought were a constant just slip out the back door when you ain't lookin'. And then you gotta just move on with your day. Wish 'em well wherever they're off to next. I ain't never been great with grief even if it ain't someone I knew well.
You’re listening to… Good morning, Midnight City! We hope you slept well or if you’re just getting off work that the shift went well. We’ve got some Miles Davis for you all today. This is his song, “Mystery” coming at ya. …Midnight City Jazz!
I really oughta prune my rolodex it's startin' to look like a rotisserie hedgehog.
If the next post from this account is about my wake or somethin' don't bad mouth me postmortem. I ain't close with death but I could probably talk him into givin' me 20 minutes to settle up a grudge.
<> with biscuits... Hell nah what the fuck?
An evil HD... I guess it's not impossible to imagine. She'd probably be some kinda gangster.
I can definitely see it.