Paint Strippin' Rug Cuttin' Ragtime Gal
@hystericalDame
(Profile pic by trail-to-the-artpocalypse on tumblr) Just call me HD for short. Let's paint the town red, hey?
I need more girls to gossip with on this doohickey. DM's are ALWAYS open if ya wanna talk shop.
No way she actually paid my damn hospital bill I ain't even seen the charges yet.
@exiledUniverse We should dance again sometime!
Any time, any place. I’ll send you my tailor’s bill.
some of you lugs aint never seen the three stooges and it shows
D --> Often times one feels like everyone they are surrounded by could be grouped in to teams of three stooges there is no reason to indulge in any more
yer missin out what is that... "equius zahhak?" the three stooges are a riot start to finish no matter what episode ya watch!
Hell of a night. :D
Unrelated to the masquerade some of ya are chittin' about.
Ugh, of course that bitch is trying to step in. Any chance to seize at power, huh?
Use the power of Yunyun's love to overcome any hardship. Yunyun's love is stronger than all.
Keep your hat on, Dame. Let the people decide.
...Man I dunno if I wanna click that. Feels weird considerin'.
Please don't. It would be weird, considerin'.
Regrettin' my abbreviation all of the sudden.
YOU HAD NO TROUBLE POSTIN YOUR OTHER PP
Oh suddenly doesn't feel like a good bit anymore, huh? Haha. :P
who gave him the rite 2 look so cute? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9ea8a2c4464.jpg
Anyone thinking Serenity could be so callous and power hungry either doesn't know her personally or is working an angle.
I have addressed this in an official press statement this noon at Midnight City, but for those of you who are not tuned into our local politics: The Mayor of Midnight City was found assassinated in his vehicle two days ago. The details we cannot get into at this time as initial investigations are still ongoing. Midnight City will be holding an emergency election in the coming months to determine a new mayor. Until then the municipality has elected me Interim Mayor for the time being, in order to carry on our leaders ideals of Democracy. I have accepted this position, but cannot comment on our plans going forward at this time. Thank you for time and all of your support these past couple of days.
Well thanks! Wish a doll could hear that under any other circumstances. :/
I wouldn't mind creating other circumstances, Dame.
Hm, getting some mixed signals from those reactions. But you're right, I'll find a better local to flirt. I know your haunts, after all.
D --> My condolences, Miss Serenity
Don't remember votin' for 'em. Sucks.
c< iM sOrry 2 Hear abOut tHat, but, yOull Have My vOte, MadaM! >c
CANNOT thank @lightofDemocracy for hosting the #midnightcitygala enough! I haven't had that much fun in ages!!! Lookin' forward to everythin' she has planned for our city in the future, and hopin' to one day meet this mayor of hers. He sure sounds spiffy!
Ahahahah! I had fun too, Damey! I hope next time we can "Paint the Town Red" as they say!
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
... Guess I coulda picked a better day to finally make a slightly more gussied up pinned post.
If you're ever wondering what lil Miss HD is up to, feel free to stop my and ask. My number's [a number too short for any modern phone system] and my friends like to keep me updated on all the happenin's.
Ey trust me not too many of the happenings around here are worth phoning a friend for. Except maybe when someone's throwin' a shindig and not inviting me DOC SCRATCH.
if u wud ditch me to party with thr FELT maybe i dotn no u as good as i thought i did man -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Ya don't understand I'm really desperate to fuck up that entire party. Like that time I jumped into that wedding cak-were you there for that? Doesn't matter, point is I'm desperate to one-up those Felt bastards and also maybe steal some of their stuff.
Yea big dog I kinda heard. Too bad the bozos are apparently a dime a dozen about felt manor these days for some time nonsense reason. Best regular regular folks like me and you don't mess with the likes of that, y'know?
C'mooon do I really seem that regular? I feel like if anythin' you and me are extraordinary doll. It'd be a shame to roll over and let some hinkties like The Felt act like they're better than us.
Oh the standard goons sure. Even their heavies can get tazed like you and me. But everythin' I hear about doc scratch is that he ain't the kinda guy you can drop a giant bust on and get away with it.
Yeah well even if he's in a league above Slick and Kingpin, I'm too stubborn to let sleeping dogs lie. The last time I fought the tide I got folks like you, Dick, and PI outta it. I'm sure there's others that got bones to pick just like we did back then. And if nothing else, can at least have fun making a ruckus at The Felt's expense.
fuck mobstah kingping #vagueposting -from the office of ace dick detective agency
real.
B33 < and fuck HIS sunglasses
I'd say did anyone else see those hoodlums blarin' their way around the city but thats just kinda a saturday night for you in midnight city
Today's opinion is that nothing any dog will ever be will be enough to be better than the worst cat you can find.
:33< im nyat w33ping mew are this is beautifur!
:33 < so true king
:33< as someone who identifies as the "worst cat mew can find" :33< it brings me clawmfurt and joy knowing peopurr still care about meow more than barkbeasts :))
maybe you can make some statistics for me on it for tomorrow i'd like to read more.
No, I think I'll pass on that. I'm happy to present you the ratio of reactions on this post, though.
Went to Whore Island, the whores all said they didn't know you.
:33< thats beclaws im a slut nyat a whore!
I was to+ld I live there.
Hey tell MM I said hi! I've been hot footin' it lately but I oughta make time to stop by again.
Sleuth is tellin me the labooboos don't even come with knives so I'm gonna say nerts to that
Consider: you could alter one to have a knife.
What is a labubu?
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Your worst nightmare.
little demon creature that will crawl up your asshole if you take your pants off #suggestive
I dunno the giant demon onion was kinda a big feature in my nightmares. This thing kinda reminds me of a cartoon.
Who is "Spam Risk" and why do they keep calling me?
They have urgent news for you. Pick up.
Fuck em then
They want to scam you ma'am.