Miss Lalonde
@tenebrousGuardian
just a middle aged alien who still tags selfies with #gpoy if youre that curious. thoroughly entangled with @pulchritudePowerhouse. [[all character art is my own]]
...yeah. Your loyal guard dog who'll make sure nothin' bad ever happens to ya and who's unconditionally loyal....
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#tru
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https://i.postimg.cc/mZ6wDRcf/cat-wizard.png #wizardposting
Is this you?
Make the photo monochrome and put some Eldritch tentacles and you have me exactly to a tea.
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
「AH. HOUSEBROKEN BUT NOT HOMEWRECKING.」 「GOOD.」
「HELLO.」
That's my man, though. Thanks for your input.
「YOUR QUEER HUMAN ATTEMPTS AT INTIMIDATION ARE NOTED AS SILLY AND LACKLUSTRE.」 「YOU ARE TERRITORIAL OF YOUR MAN.」 「BEFORE I EVEN FLIRTED.」 「I AM NOT A HIVEWRECKING BITCH.」 「UNLIKE CERTAIN HOOFBEASTS.」 「I DO NOT FAULT YOU WHOLLY.」 「VALUABLE TREASURE WITHIN.」 「HOWEVER.」 「COME AT ME WITH ATTITUDE AGAIN, AND I WILL ENSURE THE MEGA-CLOWNS GET A THIRD TERM OF PRESIDENCY.」
I'm always territorial. In general. And attitude is just a thing I have. I'll kill your clown shit, don't worry. But we don't really have presidents.
Hot. What happens if you put a wizard and a witch in the same room?
I could get behind that.~
:33 < damn, roro! looking good as pawlways! *ac wolf whistles!*
new day new #wizard :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19bc0d1e504d.jpg
Delightful.
YAY! THE HAPPY MAGE!!! :)
big fan of this one
this guys so friggin jolly u cant help but get a lil happier too
i wasnt the one who shot him dead but i dream about it often. #violence
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God forbid ★ wom★n do ★nything.
★lso he oddly reminds me of Sleuth. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22f42db4cd24.png
What the fuck did I do something to offend you or something? Did you not like the quiche???
Sleuth he w★s my second f★vorite ch★r★cter! He's su★ve! (★lso the quiche w★s lovely)
I have mixed feelings about being compared to a French-ass lookin' frog but I will differ to your judgement as I dunno even know where they're from. (Also I'm glad I was worried it might be too simple if ya had a refined palette or some such.)
Simplicity is the c★nv★s of execution. If you c★nnot m★ke ★ simple dish t★ste good then you need to refine the b★sics.
i really should have expected that the semi- to fully aquatic userbase would tilt the scales towards "beach" on that poll but then again that was probably always going to win the poll regardless. any complaints that people have about too much sand and too much sun really do shrink to nothing in the face of how nice those things feel when you get there.
early summer poll. <3 - beach <> - lake <3< - pool c3< - garden hose
my answer to this one is always very basic and predictable but how about everyone else? what are your favorite flowers?
i don'T feel like a parTicularly whimsical kind of Troll...
we must mind miss frieda. her being queen of the castle and all. but you shouldnt have that problem with orchids. they just take a bit more care than other houseplants might.
i never considered myself a human who expressed a lot of gratitude until very recently. but thats the thing isnt it? im a human and youre a troll and neither one of us is a carnation. were a bit more complex than that.
id say so! but youve been doing a lot better at all those word puzzles than i have.
wordle i did actually solve but connections bested me. i have about a 20% success rate with it so far.
bAyHoPs. UsEd tO Be aBoUt tHe oNlY ThInG WiLlInG To gRoW BaCk oN ThE BeAcH I CaMe uP On. EvErYtHiNg eLsE GoT BeAtEn dOwN By tHe sAlT, tHe wInD, aNd tHe sTuBbOrNnEsS Of tHe cOaSt. BuT NoT ThEm. ThEm lItTlE MoThErFuCkErS HeLd oN. pReTtIeSt dAmN GiFtS Of tHe gReEn yOu'd eVeR LaId eYeS On, ToO. :o) aNyTiMe i gOt aLl fUcKeD Up aNd tUmMy-tRoUbLeD, i'd wAnDeR OuT AnD SnAcK On a fEw. OlD ReMeDy. mIrAcUlOuS LiL' tHaNgS. hOnK.
I got very lucky with connections today, wordle I swear I guessed every other possible combination of letters except the correct last one.
also known as goats foot! used topically to relieve jellyfish stings. i also have a lot of admiration for hearty and persistent flowers. not everything beautiful has to be so delicate and temperamental. other wildflowers i love include clovers and thistles.
takin this opportunity 2 post 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f2b1cac7562.jpg
this shit targeted asffff 38/ not cool man
daily #wizard is back https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/508f8fafba3a.jpg
TH1S F33LS L1K3 MOST STOR13S 1 H34R OF HUM4N SC13NC3 T34CH3RS.
(Al)Chemical wizardry.
i never had human teachers growin up but it does look p much like that in breakin bad idk
NO TH4T SOUNDS R1GHT
This is the image I intended to post. Please do not look at that other one and instead please say nice things about my new dress instead of that other thing I beg of you please.... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c827aca0e156.png
finally, s0me tasteful col0ring around here.
oh i love this look! the hat brings it all together great. :D
Ahaha... I owe it to @tenebrousGuardian for having such an eye for these things! If anyone deserves the praise its her...
OHHH MY GOSH SER!!!!!
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა binkii⁀has⁀enough⁀praise⁀for⁀both! you⁀are⁀(V)ery⁀pretty⁀and⁀it⁀looks⁀(V)ery⁀good⁀on⁀you, possibly⁀it⁀would⁀look⁀worse⁀were⁀it⁀on⁀someone⁀else. nn o⁀u-
It's amazin'??? I think it's just the right amount!! You're gonna have the boys (and some ladies if ya don't mind me sayin') fallin' all over ya!
Mmmmm.... Mmmmmmm!!! Thank you! Hearing you say that it! Well! You have no idea how happy it makes me!
i had a very nice time on our outing. im happy to see you finally built up the confidence to share how pretty you look with everyone.
D --> Yellow is a lovely color on you Ma'am D --> It aptly reflects the joy that is inherent in the act of viewing you
oh. this is the first time ive seen a face on here that made me genuinely angry. and ive seen a lot of faces on here. #vaguepost #notelaborating
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mister sternwood was very insistent that if i was going to be tagging along with team sleuth i had to abide by the dress code. i think i pull it off fairly well. #gpoy #columbobignaturals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/23/teamsleuth.png
you didnt even have this extreme of a reaction when i was all dolled up for the gala. i feel like im learning things about you.
I'm normal. I'm normal about you. I'm absolutely not havin' a harder time keepin' that normalcy under wraps. The very notion I'm not strikes me as ridiculous.
im trying to think of any way i can feign innocence and spin that to mean anything else but im coming up empty handed. hello jade sweetheart.
hiiii auntie! dont worry its kind of funny seeing what youre like with other people and yknow im 24 my glasses may be thick but im not exactly blind here i know where rose gets it from
do i need to be worried about this distracting you too much whenever i tag along for your work?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. If anything my senses will be SHARPER THAN EVER if you're around and in that outfit and also wear that really nice perfume you wear or whatever it is that smells real nice.
i was thinking i should look into a new cologne to complete the ensemble. it just feels right i think. would you like to help me pick one out?
Yeeees ma'am. Understood ma'am. Literally anything you wish is my command, ma'am.
well yes i guess thats one thing she also gets from you you both think youre very funny! and unfortunately i do too which makes it worse because im enabling it all the time!
later this evening im picking up some new work attire from my favorite tailor. hes the one who fitted rosie for her prom suit and phil for the gala. he was very excited to get to choose something for me this time. ill share a picture later.
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
Deserved. #wizardpussy #nsfw
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Confirmed.
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