♣ mediated by @tenebrousGuardian
Who knows.
You know me. It's part of my iconic introduction I give to folk. "I'm the Master of the Magnum. I can shoot 'round corners and in the dark. Wanna stay healthy? Don't make fun of my hat. I'm cool enough to give Dirty Harry a good scare. My reputation for misogyny is legendary. The name's Sleuth. Problem Sleuth."
hiiii auntie! dont worry its kind of funny seeing what youre like with other people and yknow im 24 my glasses may be thick but im not exactly blind here i know where rose gets it from
"#columbobignaturals" huh? ',:^]
Sorry about that, babe...
fuuuuuck i gotttta beeeee there but im in the hooooooooospital cuz i got shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
Back in my day "Yaoi" was when two anime boys beat the shit out of eachother and it made you feel weird inside.
alas, he was lost before my time. his sacrifice, i'm told, was heroic.
Sometimes I put on headphones and play Limp Bizkit at full volume while it hurts my ears and I can't focus on anything. Probably the same thing.
You have an observatory??? What the hell are there any more secrets in this house I should know about? Some sort of underground river I should know about next?
so the impression im getting is that this cronus character is like the chaz of chittr they same something and you just want to strangle them
What the milfy skeleton said. The meteors from our session would have fallen anyway. Instead of an engineer though I think you were more like Jor-El sending little Kal off to hopefully make a life for himself somewhere.
the secret, love, is that the lever had already been pUlled by the time yoU landed on earth. yoU were not the platform operator, bUt the engineer - if yoU had sabotaged the train, it woUld only have derailed and killed all involved parties. i am sorry, love, bUt paradox space can be crUel. yoUr complicity was beyond yoUr control.
If we can organize it it'd be swank. Sadly I've got too many irons in the fire for a fight to the death, and also the missus would kill me, but it sounds like too much of a good time to pass up on fully to me.
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
I'm not clicking on that, but you're getting mediated anyway.
I'm fine! My name is Serenity and I'll be fine! Today is fine! And it's only going to be a brighter, happier day tomorrow!