Jade Harley
@gluonGeitonogamy
hello im jade! a she/her theoretical and experimental physicist studying at MIT! <3 tentacleTherapist#4733
hey all! im jade harley! 24 years young and soon to be holder of a PhD in theoretical physics courtesy of MIT! my studies specialize in things like cosmogenesis and morphogenetic fields i never played sburb because none of me or the rest of my friends copies seemed to work for some reason! but thankfully roses mom eventually picked me up from my home in the pacific and i spent my adolescence living with rose who go on to be my girlfriend! i may be busy but i try to make time for some of my old hobbies like gardening and shooting i hope we all can be friends! so feel free to dm me or whatever! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fac4dd59f48c.png
making a visit back to upstate new york today! kind of had to drag rose there by the scruff of her collar but its okay i just had to hit her with the puppy dog eyes and she fell like a house of cards!
haha! my responsibilities are done! its officially the end of my semester! now nothing is stopping me from BUGGING MY FRIENDS!!! mwahahahahaha!!! >:D
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thank you thank you! i cant promise it means itll a direct uptick of me using twitter more since honestly i usually just lurked while bored but! maybe i can convince some of my universes friends to hop on and change that!
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woke up early got to pee but rose is sleeping on my chest guess ill die like this because i cant wake her up its like waking up a cat sleeping on your lap its illegal is what it is
there are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the boundaries of knowledge and the biiiig revolutionary leap of genius which redefines and transcends those boundaries while i acknowledge our debt to the former and the importance of putting your nose to the grindstone... i really really really hope ill be doing the latter soon
im usually a tea girl unless im at the lab but oh maaaan a doughnut and a cup of coffee out in the cold misty spring air while wearing a bathrobe? its a specific brand of comfy you can only have during spring i just love this time of year
anyway its that time of year the ladybugs come out again! look at this bryony ladybird! arent they just a little cutie patootie!? :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/212c3b2bf625.png
A Little " Baby "...
... Why is it so fuzzy???
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to look cute! and it helps them carry pollen easier from plant to plant!
I see. I need ten of them.
THEY CAN BE FUZZY??? :OOO
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
Is this my open invitation to overshare?????
FEAR
How about we don't try to learn this data?
so the impression im getting is that this cronus character is like the chaz of chittr they same something and you just want to strangle them
it was a long day at the lab today these people are having trouble remembering the newtons law of gravitational force while i can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant lagrangian in my sleep! i really cant wait until i graduate next year
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odd question considering the topic at hand but im willing to hear out your reasoning! i havent actually played minecraft all that much in the past so i dont know much about the modding scene! every time i tried to play i just got the urge to go outside myself if you can believe it! hahahaha!
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ill have to test that for myself then! simulated physics is just another kind of experimentation so i can probably get away with just playing in the lab on days where theres not much going on im sure totally youd buy that as an excuse right?
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awww jade youre going to make me cry. thank you. i know ive already told you but it stands repeating. i really do consider you my daughter blood or not. it means so much to me that the sentiment is shared. i love you so much and i am very very proud to have you for a daughter.
i never really had a mother but @tenebrousGuardian raised me like her own when our copies of sburb ended up not working it was only for like five or six years but they were some of the best years of my life i think auntie rox was kind of an inspiration to me and really helped me find out what i should do with my life after realizing i kind of spent so long preparing to play a game that never even ended up working so even if its not by blood i still consider her family! thank you roxanne! and happy mothers day!
awww jade youre going to make me cry. thank you. i know ive already told you but it stands repeating. i really do consider you my daughter blood or not. it means so much to me that the sentiment is shared. i love you so much and i am very very proud to have you for a daughter.
hey all! im jade harley! 24 years young and soon to be holder of a PhD in theoretical physics courtesy of MIT! my studies specialize in things like cosmogenesis and morphogenetic fields i never played sburb because none of me or the rest of my friends copies seemed to work for some reason! but thankfully roses mom eventually picked me up from my home in the pacific and i spent my adolescence living with rose who go on to be my girlfriend! i may be busy but i try to make time for some of my old hobbies like gardening and shooting i hope we all can be friends! so feel free to dm me or whatever! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fac4dd59f48c.png
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appreciate it but im sure itll be fine! if my dreams tell me anything its that we will be playing it someday so im not to worried about a refund! plus my copy was technically a gift anyway
i dont know about any of the rest of you and your roses but the worst thing about mine is that dumb smug look on her face when you kiss her and she smiles all mischievous like a cat that just outsmarted somebody its such a dumb stupid smile it drives me crazy so i have to kiss her again just to get her to stop only to realize ive fallen for the trick again and this is exactly what she wanted
My Jade, and to a lesser extent Kanaya have complained about similar habits of mine before. It might be a universal constant or at least similar smug behaviors are.
youre all evil i get it i understand now its comforting knowing that at least!
he7 i do that exa(t same thing. give her a fistbump for me
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eea76f73f266.png
:)
i think he is reformed?
ohhh hehe dont worry jade i wont tell :)
sometimes in the mornings i have this weird phantom feeling like my braid has come undone and i always feel real dumb because rose is a master at taming my hair and it hasnt happened once so far! still its like shedding off a second skin when im allowed to undo it for weeks where we are only doing theoretical work instead of experimental https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc205d524fbd.png
Currently torn between demanding everyone stop what they're doing to complete the much more honorable task of telling my girlfriend that she is beautiful and insisting that they immediately avert their unworthy eyes from her perfect form.
you can absolutely do other things on this website other than say embarrassing things to and about me you know! its just me in my labcoat come on its not that impressive...
You've granted me divine visions of a goddess descended to walk the earth, and you tell me it's "not that impressive." No, I suppose in the eyes of a denizen of the heavens, heavenly beauty must seem mundane. But you cannot fault this mortal for falling in worship.
oh my god shut up youre lucky im new here so NOBODY is going to see you saying this stuff! that said since nobodys going to see this stuff i guess that means i can say youre so sweet and that i love you so so so so much and that if anyone here is the heavenly beauty its you
Even if I were to possess shame enough for the stare of a thousand eyes-- sorry, just noticed the online counter-- for the stare of two hundred and eighty eyes to matter to me-- no wait, actually. Post cancelled. Is that really it? Just one hundred and forty users? I've been to Buc-ee's with higher headcounts than that.
im sure its one of those counters for things like active users rather than people just idling on their phones or whatever also what do you mean you counted the number of people you saw at buc-ees???
It's not like I counted one by one. A cluster of five here, three there, single, double, six more at the energy drinks. It adds up fast.
im going to need you all to develop a cult following around me so i can send you all to harass my girlfriend whenever she gets too smug deal?
id ping her but shes using the same screen name we had since we were KIDS on a website with like a billion roses on it for all i know so youll just have to guess which one
kind of makes it seem less special that way also vaguely a crime im pretty sure
you see saying things like that only makes it sound like more of a crime! stop doing crimes! theyre illegal!
Would you truly want to delegate the task of knocking me down a peg? You would give that satisfaction to another? To a hoard of strange netizens? Is this some new type of "play"?
only if it works! then the answer is absolutely yes without question because then it just means i have multiple angles of attack >:)
if nobody eats these strawberries in the fridge by today theyre going to go bad
Sigh. If only I could tear myself away from my knitting to go attend to that, but I'm simply too absorbed. Would that there was a beautiful woman who could come hand-feed me overripe strawberries.
oh my gooooood okay but good luck getting any knitting done while im sitting on your lap the whole time because we arent leaving until we finish all of them at least we have whip cream so you know i can cream you
Now I would say that I could just wrap my loving arms around you and knit blindly behind your back, but that sounds like a perfect way to get your wild mass of hair caught in the stitch. I will just have to concede. Put the yarn down and get creamed by my girlfriend. What a fate. #Suggestive.
@tenebrousGuardian oh my goood auntie i didnt know you were on this website too hiiii!!! :D
i didnt know you would join either. it was such a nice surprise ☺️ how are you doing sweetie?
im doing great! im just one year out from my PhD! there is something i wanted to talk about when that happens we can save that for later for now i should mention rose is fine! i think shes starting on her next book already she seemed grumpy about something the other day but id be bad at my job if i couldnt un-grump her at this point but enough about me! what about you???
now that is exciting. a year is going to pass in the blink of an eye and when it gets here youll have to let me take you out to celebrate. we can talk about whatever you need to over excessive amounts of carbs and proteins. i appreciate you taking care of her. shes very lucky to have such an attentive and caring partner at her side. as for me ive been branching out a bit for the first time in a long time. granting myself more time for recreation, meeting new people, meeting one particular person more than others. if theres ever an opportunity hed love to meet you as well.
of course! its almost criminal how little we visit when we arent even that far away! and dont worry auntie rose takes care of me just as much as i take care of her sometimes i feel like id lose my own head if she wasnt there to make sure it was on straight :p but still thats great! especially if meeting someone specific means what i think it means! because if it does you bet i have to see who snagged my aunt! i bet theyre some kind of movie star or race car driver or something cool like that
a multiversal traveler in fact. "private investigator" in title but "problem solver" in practice. a man who cant help but be compelled by a good puzzle. and ill admit i never thought of myself as a "puzzle" until he became possessed with the need to "solve" me.
a real honest to goodness multiversal traveler? well like im super totally happy for you and your new detective boyfriend but you cant just say that and not expect me to perk my ears up like a dog! whats his name does he have an account here? i promise i wont take up too much of his time so he can go back to ahem "solving" you ;)
his name is phil and hes not doing much of solving anything today. he took some roughhousing a bit far yesterday and now i wont allow him out of bed. i can ask him to reach out to you when hes recovered a bit more but im a bit hesitant to direct you toward his page right now. not without reason and not for any fault of yours.
your mysterious interuniversal boyfriend is rubbing off on you i think but i guess you always were kind of mysterious so i guess with that in mind he must be a perfect match! ill wait eagerly like a good girl for now just promise you wont forget! this is like exactly the kind of guy that would make my entire physics career!
i can understand your excitement so i appreciate your patience. i wont withhold him from you forever. we just got caught at an awkward time. you wont be kept waiting long.
what kind of name is chaz anyway you missed your calling as an early 2000s nicktoon character no one is going to look at another fucking string theory dissertation and see it seriously when the name CHAZ is attributed to it shouldnt you be selling like energy drinks to teenagers through youtube sponsorships or something
Chaz Princeton from Yugioh????
thats DIFFERENT there is another z in his name! two of them makes it cool having only one z in your name is lame!
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Is he anything /ike Chazzz from Tro// Yugioh?
now thats just ridiculous three of them is just way too many what are you even going to do with that much z come on now
It is a common tro// name
apologies i havent spoken to any trolls since i was a little girl admittedly back then i also thought they were also trolls of the internet variety not the actual different species variety
i wont lie half the reason im so dedicated to putting forward my thesis is because i just really hate this one fucking guy in my course and want to make him look bad dont talk to me about chaz ill talk your ear off