Jade Harley
@gluonGeitonogamy
hello im jade! a she/her theoretical and experimental physicist studying at MIT! <3 tentacleTherapist#4733
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
i mean like??? obvi obvi obvi cant blame anybody for feelin hurt by it when hes liiiiterally pokin @ their soft spots on purpose but like. idk 2 me its like a video game enemy telegraphin its attack??? ykwim??? he yells out exactly what hes abt to do b4 he does it so like. idk man just parry im sorry maybe im the dick here?
haha! no i think i get it! i mean they seem to have something of an established reputation but even i had the good sense to just not read something that would make me uncomfortable when i got a post! that and i dont know its not like he knows or is specifically talking about me? im my own jade with my own story thats unique to me! so it really is just kinda like walking into an attack when you put it like that in a way the attention is probably just what they want
Huh forgot about fight night today. Eh, I had other things goin' on it's fine. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll still be around for next week.
really ominous sequence of words and phrases to hear out of context uncle phil!
anyway its that time of year the ladybugs come out again! look at this bryony ladybird! arent they just a little cutie patootie!? :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/212c3b2bf625.png
... Why is it so fuzzy???
to look cute! and it helps them carry pollen easier from plant to plant!
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
Is this my open invitation to overshare?????
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every time I open the timeline there’s a 1/4 chance that the human kisa ‘Jade’ gonna be spouting ‘bout some “knocking up” and whatever. I don’t even know what that means. #nsfw ]
jades are usually pretty cool but theres like an insanely high density of jades from the timeline where inside thoughts vis a vis ones bedroom tango desires dont exist and idk how i feel about that the lab boys are still workin on discerning that #nsfw
if you think its weird to see imagine what its like for me
if there is an actual lab dedicated to studying the libido of jades i really dont know if i should be appalled or flattered!
I think Cronus has finally turned me against him on account of my newly acquired familial bond towards the exact two individuals he has made posts about. I can tell you this is the case because I looked down at my hands and realized I was not only holding my gun, but holdin' it so tight my veins were showing.
thats really sweet of you uncle phil! and also a sufficient enough warning to not read whatever that post says!
I should probably be less surprised that you accepted him so quickly. But if this is keeping you from tainting your eyes with the lowest tier of drivel that the internet has yet to produce, then I can really only be grateful.
well you know me rose! i like to assume the best in people until they prove otherwise and i think uncle phil here is doing his best! besides i never had an uncle so..... :p
[[going to OOC-ly post this one too bc i cannot justify its IC existence but i want u all to know that this was made on the very same canvas as that last IC pic #suggestive #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/deforestation.png
((SHE USUALLY DOESN'T SHAVE BUT SOMETIMES A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT SHES GOTTA DO OKAY??? SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SCISSOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND STUPID WITHOUT RISK OF CHAFFING! #NSFW))
((Listen the rainforest pussy will return in no time don't you worry.))
it's #sourhour. bite into a lemon
got it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b6ead3483e2.gif
it was a long day at the lab today these people are having trouble remembering the newtons law of gravitational force while i can recite the quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant lagrangian in my sleep! i really cant wait until i graduate next year
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odd question considering the topic at hand but im willing to hear out your reasoning! i havent actually played minecraft all that much in the past so i dont know much about the modding scene! every time i tried to play i just got the urge to go outside myself if you can believe it! hahahaha!
> 1t'2 hone2tly one of the mo2t accurate to real l1fe modpack2 1've ever played <
ill have to test that for myself then! simulated physics is just another kind of experimentation so i can probably get away with just playing in the lab on days where theres not much going on im sure totally youd buy that as an excuse right?
I don't think this vast universe could have ever done me a greater kindness than it did when it threaded together @gluonGeitonogamy 's path with mine. Jade has been many things for me for a very long time: a dearly close friend, a loving girlfriend, an integral piece of my very soul. I think her a saint sometimes with her patience and understanding during those times when I can't show her my best self. I think her a goddess others when her loving but righteous hand forces me back to my senses when nothing else can. She's brilliant. She's beautiful. She's the most fantastic person I have ever or will ever meet. And to spare you any more colorful and ultimately useless adjectives or adverbs: I love her very, very much. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/soulmate.png
i love you too a whole bunch and i am very much not as good at expressing that as you are with this very very flattering and very very public statement of yours! but being able to meet you in person was the best thing that ever happened to me and at this point i cant imagine a future without my beautiful little flower in it to keep me company...
i wonder if i could be a good mother, but seeing how (for lack of a better term) fucked up some of the other jades are, it really discourages me. i don’t know, maybe it’s just destined for any jade not to be a good mom. :/
while it may be hard i dont think you should compare yourself to other jades you should just be the best version of you that you can think of being instead you can be afraid to do something because of what might go wrong! so do what you think will make you happy because i know im going to try my best to be the best mom i can be some day and you should too!
i wonder what it’s like in the big cities.
kind of constricting to be honest im really hoping i can leave to somewhere more open when i graduate the abundance of restaurant choices is real nice though though i think dave SEVERELY played up the quality of olive garden if you ask me
hey all! im jade harley! 24 years young and soon to be holder of a PhD in theoretical physics courtesy of MIT! my studies specialize in things like cosmogenesis and morphogenetic fields i never played sburb because none of me or the rest of my friends copies seemed to work for some reason! but thankfully roses mom eventually picked me up from my home in the pacific and i spent my adolescence living with rose who go on to be my girlfriend! i may be busy but i try to make time for some of my old hobbies like gardening and shooting i hope we all can be friends! so feel free to dm me or whatever! :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fac4dd59f48c.png
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appreciate it but im sure itll be fine! if my dreams tell me anything its that we will be playing it someday so im not to worried about a refund! plus my copy was technically a gift anyway
(￣▽￣)ノ Good evening, Alternia! (・ω・) While I was making croquettes, it had me thinking... What are your favorite dishes to make? Recipes are not required but heavily appreciated!
i cant be much help when it comes to cooking! being raised by a dog doesnt prepare you for such skills apparently i have made a kind of yogurt fruit salad though with strawberries raspberries grapes peaches granola and bananas (though maybe dont use bananas if youre not going to eat it fast they get soggy after a bit) roses mom suggested putting in 2 teaspoons of lemon juice and lime juice to keep the fruits texture or something? i dont know how it works but im not one to argue when it comes to things i dont know about! other than that a teaspoon of honey and half a teaspoon of vanilla to keep things sweet and obviously whatever yogurt you prefer and its just a matter of stirring i liked to top it with whip cream!