Jade Harley
@gluonGeitonogamy
hello im jade! a she/her theoretical and experimental physicist studying at MIT! <3 tentacleTherapist#4733
Rose and Jade should be comin' 'round the bend soon. Really weird to finally be meetin' two people I constantly see alternate versions of postin' on the dashboard. This alternate timeline bullshit is stupid.
!! jade gets to hang out with rose??? :D youre on old earth right????
Uh...yeah, in a sense. In this circumstance Jade got picked up from her island by my ladyfriend Roxanne to live a normal life and kinda started dating Rose, eventually. I think I got a picture of them saved on this phone here... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/147178ee4fbf.png
!!! barkbark she looks so happy!!!!!!!!! :D <333333 thank you for showing me this mr sleuth and tell roxanne thank you for saving jade!!! ...um is her dog still in the picture?
Sure thing, but ah...from what Roxanne told me the only reason she was able to get Jade off that island was because their dog kinda just. Vanished. After their copy-a Sburb failed to launch. Might still be out there for all we know. I'll maybe try to ask Jade 'bout it if I get the chance. She'd probably know better.
i dont get it... i just dont get it why would he leave her? galactocentricGarden's bec left her too but i why would i ever leave her like that... :( woof...
...Egh. Listen I'm not expert on the subject, but from the sounds-a things that dog was there to make sure all that game nonsense went smoothly, right? So in a world where the game never gets played maybe they just felt the need to y'know. Step aside. Let 'er have a normal life. Fall in love, meet her friends, go to college, all that kinda jazz. Could say they did it outta love or somethin'. Ya know the sayin'? If ya love someone you haveta let them leave the nest? Could be somethin' like that.
... maybe...... it would break my pusher though :(
its okay! bec was the best friend a girl could have sometimes i do get sad thinking of him i wont lie but then i remember all the good times we had instead! just like grandpa and roxanne and rose i wouldnt be the girl i am without them i dont regret a thing and im grateful for everything they did for me! <:)
haha! my responsibilities are done! its officially the end of my semester! now nothing is stopping me from BUGGING MY FRIENDS!!! mwahahahahaha!!! >:D
<<"hehe, congratulations!!!">>
thank you thank you! i cant promise it means itll a direct uptick of me using twitter more since honestly i usually just lurked while bored but! maybe i can convince some of my universes friends to hop on and change that!
i admit it was kind of stupid to play into the chocolate thing when the public belief is that it would kill me
personally as much as id like to to have cute little dog ears and stuff... i dunno a lot of really tasty stuff is made of chocolate! and grapes! and lemons! and pretty much any citrus fruit! theres like a bunch of stuff dogs cant eat! itd suck if any jade had to inherit any of that!
a lot of them seem to have sadly! sometimes my tummy gets a little upset but none of that stuff hits me nearly as hard as some alts but even if it did we would just get back up anyway as uh as much as it would be stupid to abuse that just for a snack >_>;
i think i understand i mean i dont really know because i havent played sburb yet because well its complicated! but i think i get what you mean and generally i dont think agonizing death via fatal heart arrhythmias is worth the snacks no :( besides who knows if itll cause some kind of lingering complications into your next 'life'
are the jades spawning at every night? NOT THIS AGAIN.
ive been here! i just have like college and friends and stuff irl!
mister sternwood was very insistent that if i was going to be tagging along with team sleuth i had to abide by the dress code. i think i pull it off fairly well. #gpoy #columbobignaturals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/23/teamsleuth.png
"#columbobignaturals" huh? ',:^]
im trying to think of any way i can feign innocence and spin that to mean anything else but im coming up empty handed. hello jade sweetheart.
hiiii auntie! dont worry its kind of funny seeing what youre like with other people and yknow im 24 my glasses may be thick but im not exactly blind here i know where rose gets it from
well yes i guess thats one thing she also gets from you you both think youre very funny! and unfortunately i do too which makes it worse because im enabling it all the time!
fuck im not allowed 2 say that i think its rlly fuckin funny rite? like just cuz my feefees arent hurt dont mean its victimless? but the problem is that it IS rllllllllllly fuckin funnyyyyyyyyy
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
i mean like??? obvi obvi obvi cant blame anybody for feelin hurt by it when hes liiiiterally pokin @ their soft spots on purpose but like. idk 2 me its like a video game enemy telegraphin its attack??? ykwim??? he yells out exactly what hes abt to do b4 he does it so like. idk man just parry im sorry maybe im the dick here?
haha! no i think i get it! i mean they seem to have something of an established reputation but even i had the good sense to just not read something that would make me uncomfortable when i got a post! that and i dont know its not like he knows or is specifically talking about me? im my own jade with my own story thats unique to me! so it really is just kinda like walking into an attack when you put it like that in a way the attention is probably just what they want
Huh forgot about fight night today. Eh, I had other things goin' on it's fine. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll still be around for next week.
really ominous sequence of words and phrases to hear out of context uncle phil!
anyway its that time of year the ladybugs come out again! look at this bryony ladybird! arent they just a little cutie patootie!? :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/212c3b2bf625.png
A Little " Baby "...
... Why is it so fuzzy???
to look cute! and it helps them carry pollen easier from plant to plant!
maybe there is some kind of link between jades who are dogs and their strange hyper libido like they go through heat or something my scientific curiosity wants me to ask a few of them but also that is so insanely embarrassing i think i would rather die than interrogate my other selves about their sex life!
Is this my open invitation to overshare?????
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Every time I open the timeline there’s a 1/4 chance that the human kisa ‘Jade’ gonna be spouting ‘bout some “knocking up” and whatever. I don’t even know what that means. #nsfw ]
jades are usually pretty cool but theres like an insanely high density of jades from the timeline where inside thoughts vis a vis ones bedroom tango desires dont exist and idk how i feel about that the lab boys are still workin on discerning that #nsfw
if you think its weird to see imagine what its like for me
if there is an actual lab dedicated to studying the libido of jades i really dont know if i should be appalled or flattered!
I think Cronus has finally turned me against him on account of my newly acquired familial bond towards the exact two individuals he has made posts about. I can tell you this is the case because I looked down at my hands and realized I was not only holding my gun, but holdin' it so tight my veins were showing.
thats really sweet of you uncle phil! and also a sufficient enough warning to not read whatever that post says!
I should probably be less surprised that you accepted him so quickly. But if this is keeping you from tainting your eyes with the lowest tier of drivel that the internet has yet to produce, then I can really only be grateful.
well you know me rose! i like to assume the best in people until they prove otherwise and i think uncle phil here is doing his best! besides i never had an uncle so..... :p
[[going to OOC-ly post this one too bc i cannot justify its IC existence but i want u all to know that this was made on the very same canvas as that last IC pic #suggestive #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/deforestation.png
((SHE USUALLY DOESN'T SHAVE BUT SOMETIMES A GIRLS GOTTA DO WHAT SHES GOTTA DO OKAY??? SOMETIMES YOU WANT TO SCISSOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND STUPID WITHOUT RISK OF CHAFFING! #NSFW))
(( UNBELIEVABLE 👏👏👏👏👏🙌🙌🙌🙌
((Listen the rainforest pussy will return in no time don't you worry.))