Jade Harley
@guardedGnostic
things i am: silly! a little irresponsible! quick to use my powers sometimes! friendly if you are friendly first! in possession of a little bit of an anger problem! knowledgeable on things in the nature of gadgets and doodads and sburb and animals and plants and a whole bunch of other things! pissed off!!!!! things i am not: deathly allergic to chocolate stupid entirely aware of social norms your "good dog" here to fuck everything with a pulse a fan of the way some of you smell, please take a shower #nsfw
ugh whatever i am going to go cope in a healthy and constructive manner with guns!!!!!
Violence is a great therapy. And it's free.
im going to unload a mag into the air while screaming and see where it goes from there but i am probably not actually going to shoot anyone on purpose
the "healthy and cꙮnstructive manner" is by being an evil spirit and haunting an ꙮld videꙮ game, then having sꙮmeꙮne pꙮst the game file ꙮn sꙮme kind ꙮf ꙮbscure fꙮrum. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i think there may be something deeply wrong with me
i.truly.doubt.that
try.me
i have never met someone else whose entire existential concept has been rotted down to the core as jade harley and its getting harder to pretend im not really pissed off about it basically every time i even see myself in the mirror
i.know.something.about.existential.rotting.. is.there.anything.i.can.do.to.help?
im.sorry.to.hear.that
real
they call me jade "hater" harley i wish they wouldnt!!
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im starting to think theres a 50% chance that my alts either overcome the dog thing or let it take over their brain
When you suddenly become half animal, it really is a tossup whether you fight the instincts, or just give into them, mew~ 💖✨
that really does seem to be the case!! im not going to claim im above it or anything but sometimes i have to side eye myself
oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im ok
i didnt actually expect that to work but it was a good attempt i guess XP it would have been funny though
rise my jades and jadelings and jadelets, combat the crimson tide!!!!!!
man i didnt know we were that passionate about college football
hi jade im jade
why combat it when you can join it
sure it does just slap some shades on ill knight you
strider is a title more than anything
FUCK NO. NOT AGAIN.
i have a lot to learn about the intricacies of... being red, i guess?
today was a really weird mix of emotions i usually dont let that part of me take over but i think if i got mail delivered today someone wouldve ended up bitten :X
Would tomorrow be better?
Too fuckin true
ok i should follow my own nagging actually im going to go shower bbl!!!!!
by jade!!!!
i admit it was kind of stupid to play into the chocolate thing when the public belief is that it would kill me
personally as much as id like to to have cute little dog ears and stuff... i dunno a lot of really tasty stuff is made of chocolate! and grapes! and lemons! and pretty much any citrus fruit! theres like a bunch of stuff dogs cant eat! itd suck if any jade had to inherit any of that!
a lot of them seem to have sadly! sometimes my tummy gets a little upset but none of that stuff hits me nearly as hard as some alts but even if it did we would just get back up anyway as uh as much as it would be stupid to abuse that just for a snack >_>;
i think i understand i mean i dont really know because i havent played sburb yet because well its complicated! but i think i get what you mean and generally i dont think agonizing death via fatal heart arrhythmias is worth the snacks no :( besides who knows if itll cause some kind of lingering complications into your next 'life'
ok i got that out of my system smiles now :)
:)
things i am: silly! a little irresponsible! quick to use my powers sometimes! friendly if you are friendly first! in possession of a little bit of an anger problem! knowledgeable on things in the nature of gadgets and doodads and sburb and animals and plants and a whole bunch of other things! pissed off!!!!! things i am not: deathly allergic to chocolate stupid entirely aware of social norms your "good dog" here to fuck everything with a pulse a fan of the way some of you smell, please take a shower #nsfw
Is the "pissed off!!!!!" part a constant thing, or something that's going on right now and is subject to change?
if there is one singular truth about me now it is that i will never let someone take my agency away again id rather compress someone into a little cube than take orders from someone i dont want to >:/
wuff! hell yeah jade!!!
like oh my god there are so many things that piss me off lately!!! and they make me want to scream at people!!!!!! but i know a lot of them dont deserve it all that much :/
dont be a fucking preppy idiuot YELL AT THEM SCRM TELL THEM THIR WROGNZ
sometimes i feel like i know where karkat is coming from :/
sometimes i wonder where jade ends and everything else begins