Jade Harley
@guardedGnostic
things i am: silly! a little irresponsible! quick to use my powers sometimes! friendly if you are friendly first! in possession of a little bit of an anger problem! knowledgeable on things in the nature of gadgets and doodads and sburb and animals and plants and a whole bunch of other things! pissed off!!!!! things i am not: deathly allergic to chocolate stupid entirely aware of social norms your "good dog" here to fuck everything with a pulse a fan of the way some of you smell, please take a shower #nsfw
whats the difference between a sauce and a slurry?
B?? < thickness?
Viscosity.
Sauce is the finished product. Slurry is a component.
☆heheh, slurry☆
NSFW connotations...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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im over my angsty icon era im going back to a silly one
you know i am starting to think not leaving that contained to the post that mentioned it was a misstep on my part
Step?
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shrinking someone is all fun and games until you realize youll be held culpable for your actions even if they were being reaaaaally annoying and im totally justified, karkat!!!!
says fucking who there are literally zero consequences if you can outrun the authorities and authorities dont run very fast in a police cruiser the size of a matchbox car
i mean the person involved will remember and be pissed about it and thatll be worse the longer they spend like that!! let alone anyone who might get mad on their behalf
Just pick someone who's into it. Easy as pie.
okay that sounds like a small problem that can stay a problem for as long as their ass is shrunk you actively have to invite that kind of controversy and heat if you dont want it plus like real talk whose gonna stop you someone who cannot similarly be made piddly small i dont know how every harley alive doesnt have a permanent goddess complex
im too nice to abuse my powers like that even if i do joke about altering the orbit of the planet occasionally!!!!
As Dave stated, the problems cease to be a you problem once the subject is McDinked.
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takes off my mask revealing an identical face underneath
a mask of my own face... id wear that.
:33 < this catpunned to my furriend troll neil cicierega
aw man :( whyd you get a mask from dave?!
actually would you count boggle as a board game? are games with mechanical aspects board games?? i dont think it even has a board???? what does it count as????????
its boggle!
it's classified as a board game
i think the definition of board game got expanded in like. i dunno probably s millennia ago like the 1980s or some shit when they started making all kinds of games but like thats just speculation im not a board game historian
i guess operation also falls into that category too despite mostly being a big hunk of plastic and metal so they really got loose with it after awhile huh
a thousand percent for sure
like mind boggling or are we talking about that thing rats do
:33 < scrabpawle
one of these days im going to see a me that isnt either a dog or full human and im going to be like eep!!!
reply and ill assign you a fursona!
its like an animal person you use as a mascot!! given who you are its easy to say bunny... buuuut i think a bluebird would also fit, maybe?
woof. thats all ill say.
either one of those bunnies with the lopped ears orrrrr if i want to get a little creative with it a swift fox (as in the species not a descriptor) :p
gosh! foxes are like my second favorite animal... and bunnies are my first! yayy!!!
sho0t. hard mode: y0u cant say bee.
hedgehog you can be prickly but once you get past that you can be pretty fun to be around! but even then you can still stab someone :p
thats a cute as fuck answer im ngl. thanks, jade human.
i try to make informed choices with things like these!! but i kind of had to scramble for a lot of them given uh, i dont know a lot of these people XP
making an effort to get silly with it again... its a long road to recovery
i hope it succeeds!!! :D
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i dunno if this will get any attention but i want to do a like census? i guess? maybe a poll? i saw someone talking about the media they brought from their planet to their post-game world and im wondering what you guys might have had downloaded and introduced to your worlds culture after everything was said and done! i had a bunch of cartoons and some anime stuff downloaded myself :) earth c can thank me for the squiddles, sailor moon, garfield & friends, and a few other things having been carried over between universes :p
i stole a copy of skate 3 from daves apartment
i guess i just had everything you had on the island the only thing i ever really watched from my collection was squiddles every now and then we didnt bring any human art to the new planet... it was all alternian archives
i guess this is why im not the prankster in the family :/
what happened??
i tried to do a funny joke and fucked up on step 1! its not a big deal but i feel a little dumb over it
awrr.... youre not dumb jade!!! you are the smartest of all the players if i am being honest :)
at least i have options!!! i havent gardened for awhile, i havent practiced shooting, i havent been drawing or tinkering gosh i havent really been doing ANYTHING lately
i need to reconnect with an old hobby i think
what hobby, woof? :D
ive been trying to relearn bass... :)
im not like other girls i kind of understand where karkat is coming from :/
people are just too chickenshit to admit when he has a point tbqh!! idk if this is commentary on something specific though...
i get what you mean!! it can feel good to rant and rave and karkat is a dear friend!
i want to cast all this off but what would that accomplish? separating myself from the whole would just make me another of another
if youre talking about what i think you are then ive been there do you want to talk about it jade? :<
it might make you less scared to make the choice? make you a little more sure of what you want to be
im like inches away from becoming public enemy number one so im going to take a fat fucking nap