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Jade Harley

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Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 2344Kull Score: 132834 followers20 following
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@containedArmageddons[CA]

were it s0 easy...

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40

sometimes i see a post and feel like everyones eyes suddenly turn to me

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

i've never met y0u so idk.

well moreso the conceptual jade harley than literally me myself

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

i sp0ke with a council 0f those a bit earlier tw0day actually.

thats scary...

gnaws on your internet cables

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50
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@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

...I need those...

sorry, teeth need wearing down!!

im just saying if you try to order me around i WILL punch you in the stomach and it will not be a pleasant experience!!!!

Kult: +22
Kull: +12
Total: 34
Ratio: 1.83
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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Have a good day

>:T

i dont think its even the bec thing that makes me do that maybe im secretly part beaver???

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
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yeah you must be because dam

Kult: +5
Total: 5

dam

in unrelated news i have been banned from janes kitchen until further notice :/

Kult: +42
Kull: +30
Total: 72
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@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

oh dear god. what did you do?

ummmmmmmm definitely nothing relevant to my last post involving wooden mixing spoons!

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@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

all of you harleys are a hazard to both yourselves and society at large.

im literally nice!!! :(

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@cutthroatHeiress[CH]

you can be polite and still be a hazard.

my only hazardous habit is occasionally being overtaken by whimsy and dangit this planet needs more of that!! im not going to NOT make it up to her, anyway

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@itsDirk[ID]

See, I believe in everyone having the opportunity to enter the playspace as they please. No strings attached. Or disengaging from it. Which is no-balls behavior. But acceptable. Which is why I'm giving this information out, freely. Gentlethem, if that dude's just absolutely slopping the shit out of your toes: use Anti-Chew Furniture Spray for Dogs. Doesn't smell like anything, goes on clear, and the dog-muncher will regret everything on first contact.

Kult: +37
Kull: +7
Total: 44
Ratio: 5.29

sighs really loudly as i like this post

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you know i am starting to think not leaving that contained to the post that mentioned it was a misstep on my part

Kult: +12
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shrinking someone is all fun and games until you realize youll be held culpable for your actions even if they were being reaaaaally annoying and im totally justified, karkat!!!!

Kult: +49
Kull: +32
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Ratio: 1.53
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

says fucking who there are literally zero consequences if you can outrun the authorities and authorities dont run very fast in a police cruiser the size of a matchbox car

Kull: +2
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i mean the person involved will remember and be pissed about it and thatll be worse the longer they spend like that!! let alone anyone who might get mad on their behalf

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@itsDirk[ID]

Just pick someone who's into it. Easy as pie.

Kult: +9
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

okay that sounds like a small problem that can stay a problem for as long as their ass is shrunk you actively have to invite that kind of controversy and heat if you dont want it plus like real talk whose gonna stop you someone who cannot similarly be made piddly small i dont know how every harley alive doesnt have a permanent goddess complex

im too nice to abuse my powers like that even if i do joke about altering the orbit of the planet occasionally!!!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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well that presents its own sort of problems...

Kult: +5
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@voidArchitect[VA]

most of my troubles would be solved if i really could shrink ppl and put them in jars lol less fires

Kult: +37
Kull: +7
Total: 44
Ratio: 5.29

it helps less than youd think :/

Kult: +11
Total: 11

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Total: 20
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@galacticGardener[GG]

a mask of my own face... id wear that.

the tradeoff is that each subsequent one is rendered slightly more poorly

actually would you count boggle as a board game? are games with mechanical aspects board games?? i dont think it even has a board???? what does it count as????????

Kult: +35
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@galacticGardener[GG]

its boggle!

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

it's classified as a board game

true.......

Kult: +5
Total: 5

oh ok :) i was about to lose my shit over here!

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

i think the definition of board game got expanded in like. i dunno probably s millennia ago like the 1980s or some shit when they started making all kinds of games but like thats just speculation im not a board game historian

i guess operation also falls into that category too despite mostly being a big hunk of plastic and metal so they really got loose with it after awhile huh

boggle

Kult: +25
Kull: +10
Total: 35
Ratio: 2.50
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@turophileGibber[TG]

like mind boggling or are we talking about that thing rats do

the board game!!!

Kult: +10
Total: 10