Jade Harley
@guardedGnostic
ugh whatever i am going to go cope in a healthy and constructive manner with guns!!!!!
Violence is a great therapy. And it's free.
im going to unload a mag into the air while screaming and see where it goes from there but i am probably not actually going to shoot anyone on purpose
i think there may be something deeply wrong with me
i.truly.doubt.that
try.me
i have never met someone else whose entire existential concept has been rotted down to the core as jade harley and its getting harder to pretend im not really pissed off about it basically every time i even see myself in the mirror
i.know.something.about.existential.rotting.. is.there.anything.i.can.do.to.help?
Small break from all the freakiness.
they call me jade "hater" harley i wish they wouldnt!!
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ D0 Y0U P3RH4PZ H4T3 1T? 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Why is everybody horny when I'm trying to be sad!!! Stop that!!!
i cant do much about the other thing but! know i am sending a hypothetical hug you way :)
im starting to think theres a 50% chance that my alts either overcome the dog thing or let it take over their brain
When you suddenly become half animal, it really is a tossup whether you fight the instincts, or just give into them, mew~ 💖✨
that really does seem to be the case!! im not going to claim im above it or anything but sometimes i have to side eye myself
Every hour is #StriderHour when you have one on payroll who says concerning things and then leaves for 2-5 business days.
wouldnt that mean you only have strider hour once every 2-5 business days?
// dude site just glitched so bad that @turntableGodhead is appearing under every single post on my timeline https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d590d59a6a6b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/65963c4c2e70.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fbc1aef06ed.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8db17a04968f.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/287dff0468cc.png It took me an embarrassingly long time to realise this wasn't a bit cuz no one was responding to those comments in the threads- The mitosis is real!! //
This happens if you navigate to the main page after clicking on the link to a reply, I think? Its really really funny tho
rise my jades and jadelings and jadelets, combat the crimson tide!!!!!!
why combat it when you can join it
sure it does just slap some shades on ill knight you
strider is a title more than anything
i have a lot to learn about the intricacies of... being red, i guess?
today was a really weird mix of emotions i usually dont let that part of me take over but i think if i got mail delivered today someone wouldve ended up bitten :X
Would tomorrow be better?
i admit it was kind of stupid to play into the chocolate thing when the public belief is that it would kill me
personally as much as id like to to have cute little dog ears and stuff... i dunno a lot of really tasty stuff is made of chocolate! and grapes! and lemons! and pretty much any citrus fruit! theres like a bunch of stuff dogs cant eat! itd suck if any jade had to inherit any of that!
a lot of them seem to have sadly! sometimes my tummy gets a little upset but none of that stuff hits me nearly as hard as some alts but even if it did we would just get back up anyway as uh as much as it would be stupid to abuse that just for a snack >_>;
are the jades spawning at every night? NOT THIS AGAIN.
pretend im making a sound like a popcorn machine making popcorn
I Get Amazed By The Ammount Of Jades Around
things i am: silly! a little irresponsible! quick to use my powers sometimes! friendly if you are friendly first! in possession of a little bit of an anger problem! knowledgeable on things in the nature of gadgets and doodads and sburb and animals and plants and a whole bunch of other things! pissed off!!!!! things i am not: deathly allergic to chocolate stupid entirely aware of social norms your "good dog" here to fuck everything with a pulse a fan of the way some of you smell, please take a shower #nsfw
Is the "pissed off!!!!!" part a constant thing, or something that's going on right now and is subject to change?
arf!! whats wrong jade?? :<
i cant really put words to it just feeling a really deep and existential sort of... i dunno i guess im sad? its hard to say
nuzzling you....... boof :( i know that feeling jade im still trying to figure out why some days im just fine and others i want to crawl into a hole and stay there forever