Jade Harley
@guardedGnostic
google is it ethical to clone a celebrity from a dead planet to continue making their old tv show
EthIcAL? nO, ALmoST CeRTAINlY nOT. PluS THErE is every PoSSIBiLIty tHE CLOne, Being An INDEPEndENt perSOn, WILL HaVE nO INTErESt in ThE oriGInAl's HoBbIES ANd tALEnTs.
i wonder if i could get someone to draw me like a simpson
i dont know who my favorite characters would be from what ive seen so far like obviously i like lisa out of the simpsons but a lot of them have traits that make them hard to fully cheer for??? moe is funny though :)
ive actually been watching the simpsons for the first time recently (thank you dirk and roxy for your honestly impressively comprehensive media archive) and ive been enjoying it pretty well!!! its a little different from my usual kind of thing but it can be pretty funny XP
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gnaws on your internet cables
im just saying if you try to order me around i WILL punch you in the stomach and it will not be a pleasant experience!!!!
at least i have a good plan for christmas gifts this year
i dont think its even the bec thing that makes me do that maybe im secretly part beaver???
in unrelated news i have been banned from janes kitchen until further notice :/
ummmmmmmm definitely nothing relevant to my last post involving wooden mixing spoons!
my only hazardous habit is occasionally being overtaken by whimsy and dangit this planet needs more of that!! im not going to NOT make it up to her, anyway
i like to practice healthy self care methods like chewing on the nearest wooden object
sometimes i think about the idea that me and the dorks i grew up talking to are technically world leaders now and giggle (but then the existentialism sets in)
whats the difference between a sauce and a slurry?
Sauce is the finished product. Slurry is a component.
im over my angsty icon era im going back to a silly one
you know i am starting to think not leaving that contained to the post that mentioned it was a misstep on my part
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shrinking someone is all fun and games until you realize youll be held culpable for your actions even if they were being reaaaaally annoying and im totally justified, karkat!!!!
says fucking who there are literally zero consequences if you can outrun the authorities and authorities dont run very fast in a police cruiser the size of a matchbox car
i mean the person involved will remember and be pissed about it and thatll be worse the longer they spend like that!! let alone anyone who might get mad on their behalf
okay that sounds like a small problem that can stay a problem for as long as their ass is shrunk you actively have to invite that kind of controversy and heat if you dont want it plus like real talk whose gonna stop you someone who cannot similarly be made piddly small i dont know how every harley alive doesnt have a permanent goddess complex
im too nice to abuse my powers like that even if i do joke about altering the orbit of the planet occasionally!!!!
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takes off my mask revealing an identical face underneath
