Jade Harley
@guardedGnostic
wait did i get everyone else talking about lemonade without realizing it? omg
this really random question brought on by a super random craving for lemonade im going to the store!!!
do trolls have lemons
[i]~[like]~[to]~[think]~[every]~[species]~[has]~[lemons.]~[so]~[we]~[can]~[all]~[have]~[lemonade]~[(✿◡‿◡)]
not being able to relax with a nice tall glass of lemonade after a long day of uh whatever trolls do? would be such a tragic thing
[we]~[do]~[all]~[kinds]~[of]~[stuff]~[lol.]~[i]~[don't]~[think]~[beforus]~[is]~[*too*]~[different]~[from]~[earth]~[culturally!]~[not]~[sure]~[about]~[alternia]~[tho]
this is going to sound a little mean but i forgot trolls could be from the other planet for a minute >_>;
i think rose and dirk started locking their doors when they can tell im nearby because of it :/ it doesnt even do anything!!!! i wouldnt just barge in and even if i did i could teleport through!!!!
forced to march up to a podium and say "im sorry" into the microphone after announcing that i mentally pronounce the handle acronym TT like ti-ti and giggle every time
i apologize if this is insensitive (i still dont really get troll stuff) but i was thinking about how trolls have office spaces and stuff and was wondering are there clowns that work in office buildings??????
Yes...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Having a clown or two in the offmice is impawtent fur morale...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
sometimes im a little jealous by what the other mes have going on and sometimes i get kind of really worried!!! or concerned at the least but here i am sitting on my butt eating from a pizza chain that existed pre-apocalypse do i have anything going on? no! am i unsatisfied? no not really i am a little bored but thats better than having a demon in my brain at least??
its okay, in my experience nothing is going on on my end either so!
those two likes back to back made me giggle thank you coolscar
the way language evolves is fascinating back in the day a yoink would be someone suddenly and perhaps sneakily stealing something away and sometimes it still kind of is but usually in a much more absurd kind of way than an old saturday morning cartoon might have used it and now people use it for things like "getting yoinked" which could mean anything from #substance to #nsfw or even just having your brain shaken around there are obviously a ton of other examples like this but i like the word yoink its funny
barks but in an extremely high pitch
im hungry but i dont know what i want to eat so i might spin a wheel?
i kind of want to see what all the fuss about cat cafes is
boof - me after i stub my toe
i really need to change this icon even i cant take myself seriously with it on -_-
you know, im curious, i know faygo apparently messes with trolls but ive always wondered if that was just up to the ones ive seen drink it or if sugar is some kind of intoxicant to trolls???? #substance i guess
its kind of a misnomer to apply alcoholic traits to faygo since the two major individuals who tended to imbibe were someone who used other controlled substances and someone who would have an extreme reaction to such strongly colored drink due to their blindness i think this misunderstanding might have catapulted into a tulpa-like effect where some timelines do have alcoholic faygo or theres just some kind of mass placebo effect thats infecting entire timelines its kinda funny though so i dont really think to hard about it!
thats so weird! but i guess that does make sense granted im victim to that myself to a degree like everyone assuming that chocolate or grapes will kill me just because im a little bit puppy now and that goes so far that it actually DOES for some of my alts!!!
youre actually really fascinating to watch jade because theres so many variants of you that have such odd mematic traits and quirks that i cant even figure out where they originate from! well there is the 'big one' that a lot of it came from i think but id be pretty rude to bring that up! regardless i guess not having those traits makes you stand out from the pack (hee hee) so i say take pride in it some jades really are heavy on the barkbeast traits but i always thought you were interesting before any of that happened! so its nice to see more jades with a more even balance of 'jade' and 'dog' every now and again if that makes sense!
i doubt anyone is going to scroll down this far at this point for little old me so if i can be completely truthful with you im actually playing it up a lot whenever i get all silly about the doggy stuff XP i did struggle with some of that pretty early on but i like to think im pretty in control of myself these days! im not gonna try to bite someone for being a cat or whatever i just think its funny to keep the joke going hehe as for "the big one" ummmmmm i think i will keep that to myself! partially because i think it is funny to keep people guessing but also because im a little reserved about that kind of thing
oh no i get it! i like playing up my personality too to keep people guessing its real fun watching their reactions im not here to say one jade is more better or valid than the other for being more in control or less barkbeast like its just that i like to compare and contrast all the versions of you that i do meet! and youre right it is funny to keep people guessing youre also not alone in being a bit reserved about such unsafe for work topics either which is funny considering almost every other megido around!
oh yeah i definitely do not have the mindset to value one version of anyone over the other or really even think im the "best" jade or whatever! i appreciate my alts even if they dont behave in the same way i might in regards to certain topics and trust me i feel you there hehe, its kind of crazy seeing how, uhh for lack of a better term i guess "thirsty" a bunch of my alts are! no judgement or anything of course if any do happen to see this
this might be a controversial question as someone who isnt a troll but if the red guys are warm and the purple guys are cold does that mean that the green ones are like room temperature bloods??
wWw hm. i'm gonna test it when i meet my boyfriend wWw
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I mean, being as I am I tend to run pretty warm, but yeah, tends to be a little less notable than at the extremes
they're still midbloods / because they are middle tones
bark bark bark brak COUGH COUGH COUGH
i love chasing things!!!
Me too, but, uh/. I think they mean a different type of chasing/. Sorry to disappoint/.
