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pov i got u trapped in a jar and i got u some glow in the dark star stickers 2 stick on #yourjar
See, I believe in everyone having the opportunity to enter the playspace as they please. No strings attached. Or disengaging from it. Which is no-balls behavior. But acceptable. Which is why I'm giving this information out, freely. Gentlethem, if that dude's just absolutely slopping the shit out of your toes: use Anti-Chew Furniture Spray for Dogs. Doesn't smell like anything, goes on clear, and the dog-muncher will regret everything on first contact.
every time i see a post abt toes i put on aother pair of socks
:33 < this catpunned to my furriend troll neil cicierega
Yoo can really hear the "oo" whenever I speak actooally! ^u^
thats a cute as fuck answer im ngl. thanks, jade human.
i get what you mean!! it can feel good to rant and rave and karkat is a dear friend!
noted
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ I L◕VE TH◕SE!!!
Oh thAt sOUnds lOvEly! A lIttlE trAshbEAst! I shAll chErIsh thE thOUght, thAnk yOU fUrsOnA-ExpErt jAdE :)
people who know me and ask about my past is fun but then i am told to give examples about stuff and i have to admit i was sort of a hardass for a while haha
i walk a lonely road the only road the gps said it knowed dont know where it goes neither does the gps it lied and didnt knowed
that's what i'm saying. i don't think anyone wants to hear about that!
ALRIGHT *Kicking and knocking shit over in a fit of frustration* I'm prrropurrrly pissed off enough to play Deadlock now, I need to shoot people, mew~ 💖✨
3 days sober if u ignore my 1 drink on yuri day idk how long thisll last but i want 2 see how long i can go this time #substance
terribly bored.
hi jade im jade
man i didnt know we were that passionate about college football
Too fuckin true
buncha dogs with my first name as their last name! crazy!
I Feel Like I Got Surrounded By A Couple Of Jades Randomly And I Have No Clue How To Feel About That
i do not ‘yaoi’, i do not ‘yuri’, i do not ‘hetslop’ i need CHEMISTRY, i need BASIS, i need a REASON. and if there is none then i simply do not care.
its okay, in my experience nothing is going on on my end either so!
:33 < getting little ceasars fur brunch :))
#mYsWAGwATCH #tICKtOCK #fISHINGfRIDAY
I was going through my camera roll and found this. I don't know what to say or think. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4cb650ef5747.png #megidoposting
:33< one like purrlease
#corvidposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6694fd889916.png
>> oh no Jade !! carefu1!! Go eaડy
Me too, but, uh/. I think they mean a different type of chasing/. Sorry to disappoint/.
nahhh pillow forts are cooler.
:33< a h :33< m e w a r e m e o w t h p u r r f u r k e r
Excellent.
NOT ONE BLITHERING, TAINTCHAFING ZEPTOSECOND OF CONSCIOUSNESS AFTER WAKING UP POST-HORRIBLY COERCIVE #WRIGGLINGDAY CELEBRATION (THE FACTUAL PLEASANTRY OF WHICH WAS MORE AKIN TO PACKING A TRASH KILN WITH NOXIOUS MACROPLASTICS AND DANCING AROUND IT WHILE SINGING THE IMPERIAL ANTHEM WITH MY BELLOWSACS FULL OF LITERAL POISON) AND THE FIRST STIMULUS TO SEAR MY BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS IS CERULEAN. BLUE. TEXT. FUCK YOU, @ARACHNIDSGRIPES. THE TWENTY-FOUR-HOUR WINDOW IN WHICH I AM REQUIRED BY APPARENT KARMIC LAW TO BE ONE-HUNDRED-MILLIONTH OF A PERCENT NICER TO YOU HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED. THE DAMAGE IS DONE, AND I AM HERE. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY. EXCEPT I DON'T. MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS HAVE EXPRESS SHIPPING TO THE FIRST HIGHER POWER TO PERMANENTLY TURN YOU INTO A SILHOUETTE ON THE PAVEMENT. BUT YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED. I AM THE CHITTR. IT'S ME. #EVERYTHINGHURTS.
#sillysaturday https://i.imgur.com/Zg8tkTt.png
true! hehehe. thanks for the suggestion!
I Fucking Knew It
[PSSSK PSSSK PSSSK eeeooo eeeooo eoooo eeeeooo]
:33< meowby... ill think about it
:33< thats a pawsome icon nyat gonna lie
Is there any room in the world for a girlfailure who tries to seem put together.
Have some headpats. And one (1) grape. Your godly powers should be enough to handle that.
Consider this: We prefer /all/ our Jades to not die, even a little bit.
Maybe the narrative should change to "Jade, for your health, you /shouldn't/ eat that". Will that stop you? Probably not. But at least you're aware.
yOU can bAsicAlly cOnsumE whAtevEr the hell yOU want if yOUr will is strong EnoUgh
I believe that is unfortunately the problem.
This also did not stop my lusus.
pro move.
..Considering having long hair. But will I even count as a Rose at that point or.
lolol im on break and made this lil guy at my work! any opinions on what to name em? https://i.imgur.com/a4xDM64.png
Okay. Stay with me for this. Are you ready? Furby pipe organ.
LIFE ON THE EDGE. I KNEW I LIKED YOU.
From what i heard no Roses or Jades went to the #eridanweek / #iwantcandy thing tonight Lets give it up to all the Roses and Jades everyone
2ome of you chucklefuck2 really make me wii2h there wa2 a que2tiion noodle react. not even mad or annoyed. ju2t utterly confounded.
got pii22ed off and launched a 2u2tenance platter 2o hard iit punched a hole iin my wall AND the buiildiing next two miine. crii2p a22 outliine liike a goddamn cartoon. ii wa2 2o 2tunned ii ba2iically 2topped beiing mad riight away.
7ou when 7ou're angr7: jade snarle7
bark!!!!
Boys are so amusing sometimes.
Jade Barley.
lets barl tonite!!!! :D
there are chew toys and stuff you can buy! even ones for people :o
hi jade!!