mister sternwood was very insistent that if i was going to be tagging along with team sleuth i had to abide by the dress code. i think i pull it off fairly well. #gpoy #columbobignaturals https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/23/teamsleuth.png
you didnt even have this extreme of a reaction when i was all dolled up for the gala. i feel like im learning things about you.
I'm normal. I'm normal about you. I'm absolutely not havin' a harder time keepin' that normalcy under wraps. The very notion I'm not strikes me as ridiculous.
im trying to think of any way i can feign innocence and spin that to mean anything else but im coming up empty handed. hello jade sweetheart.
hiiii auntie! dont worry its kind of funny seeing what youre like with other people and yknow im 24 my glasses may be thick but im not exactly blind here i know where rose gets it from
do i need to be worried about this distracting you too much whenever i tag along for your work?
ABSOLUTELY NOT. If anything my senses will be SHARPER THAN EVER if you're around and in that outfit and also wear that really nice perfume you wear or whatever it is that smells real nice.
i was thinking i should look into a new cologne to complete the ensemble. it just feels right i think. would you like to help me pick one out?
Yeeees ma'am. Understood ma'am. Literally anything you wish is my command, ma'am.
well yes i guess thats one thing she also gets from you you both think youre very funny! and unfortunately i do too which makes it worse because im enabling it all the time!