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I just 10v3 wh3n th3 birds, c0m3 t0 my wind0w, I 1ik3 t0 sing with th3m. I'v3 g0t a bunch 0f diff3r3nt bird s0unds I'v3 p3rf3ct3d fr0m d0in that
it's pretty f0olpr0of as far as attenti0n whoring g0es. the near irresistible urge two cl0wn on 0bjectively heinous shit as a little m0ral treat. but its trotted 0ut in a harmless environment. a facsimile of edge. maybe the bright side tw0 lo0k on is every0ne else gets their pat on the back f0r their brave, bold denunciati0n of being a sex pest t0 feel better about themselves? with silent assassinati0n off the table as a rebuttal its p0intless two the p0int of depressi0n. why am i telling you this. hi harley have a g0od night.

THEY CAN BE FUZZY??? :OOO
I see. I need ten of them.
... Why is it so fuzzy???

oh no the lab is for me got scientists up in there day in and day out studying concentrated drops of my feelings on every matter possible and i do mean every matter just recently they discovered how i feel about texas roadhouse having its own honky tonk yeehaw ass theme song cowbell and all
i mean it isnt your fault! you werent even trying to be mean
[[going to OOC-ly post this one too bc i cannot justify its IC existence but i want u all to know that this was made on the very same canvas as that last IC pic #suggestive #nsfw https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/deforestation.png
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> may 1 1ntere2t you 1n a m1necull / m1necraft (1t'2 ba21cally the 2ame 1n both ver21on2) modpack called GregTech New Hor1zon2 <
I don't think this vast universe could have ever done me a greater kindness than it did when it threaded together @gluonGeitonogamy 's path with mine. Jade has been many things for me for a very long time: a dearly close friend, a loving girlfriend, an integral piece of my very soul. I think her a saint sometimes with her patience and understanding during those times when I can't show her my best self. I think her a goddess others when her loving but righteous hand forces me back to my senses when nothing else can. She's brilliant. She's beautiful. She's the most fantastic person I have ever or will ever meet. And to spare you any more colorful and ultimately useless adjectives or adverbs: I love her very, very much. https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/11/soulmate.png
The Grubs Are Quite Rowdy Tonight I Am Attempting To Wrestle Them All To Bed But This Clutch Was Significantly Large And They Are Difficult To Wrangle #motherduties
The other nice thing about coastal living, obviously, is being able to walk out to greet my capricious and incredibly seductive mistress, the Atlantic Ocean.
awww jade youre going to make me cry. thank you. i know ive already told you but it stands repeating. i really do consider you my daughter blood or not. it means so much to me that the sentiment is shared. i love you so much and i am very very proud to have you for a daughter.
We are currently experimenting on our Beta Branch the idea of a "Marriage System" between players in which players who are "Married" to each other receive mutual team benefits and buffs, which are denoted by unique rings. This is accompanied by a specific triggered event and cutscene detailing the marriage that is unskippable. This mechanism has been made flexible to allow for polyamorous systems in a generic context to fit different cultures as well as a moddable API toolset for those who want to incorporate further depth congruent with the player's species and culture. There is also a "Divorce System" that invokes "Divorce" and permanently undoes this; it is currently used for troubleshooting and player simulations.
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ohhh hehe dont worry jade i wont tell :)

he7 i do that exa(t same thing. give her a fistbump for me
My Jade, and to a lesser extent Kanaya have complained about similar habits of mine before. It might be a universal constant or at least similar smug behaviors are.
It's not like I counted one by one. A cluster of five here, three there, single, double, six more at the energy drinks. It adds up fast.
i can understand your excitement so i appreciate your patience. i wont withhold him from you forever. we just got caught at an awkward time. you wont be kept waiting long.
Even if I were to possess shame enough for the stare of a thousand eyes-- sorry, just noticed the online counter-- for the stare of two hundred and eighty eyes to matter to me-- no wait, actually. Post cancelled. Is that really it? Just one hundred and forty users? I've been to Buc-ee's with higher headcounts than that.
:)
You've granted me divine visions of a goddess descended to walk the earth, and you tell me it's "not that impressive." No, I suppose in the eyes of a denizen of the heavens, heavenly beauty must seem mundane. But you cannot fault this mortal for falling in worship.
his name is phil and hes not doing much of solving anything today. he took some roughhousing a bit far yesterday and now i wont allow him out of bed. i can ask him to reach out to you when hes recovered a bit more but im a bit hesitant to direct you toward his page right now. not without reason and not for any fault of yours.
Would you truly want to delegate the task of knocking me down a peg? You would give that satisfaction to another? To a hoard of strange netizens? Is this some new type of "play"?

Bet!
Now I would say that I could just wrap my loving arms around you and knit blindly behind your back, but that sounds like a perfect way to get your wild mass of hair caught in the stitch. I will just have to concede. Put the yarn down and get creamed by my girlfriend. What a fate. #Suggestive.
:33 < yesss yes yes, you get it! j33purrs I really f33l for you :33 < blood and stabbings and all that is all easy :33 < but that sense of dread after something REAL scary is no fun! makes me wanna up and sl33p with my clawkind unsheathed and ready XII
now that is exciting. a year is going to pass in the blink of an eye and when it gets here youll have to let me take you out to celebrate. we can talk about whatever you need to over excessive amounts of carbs and proteins. i appreciate you taking care of her. shes very lucky to have such an attentive and caring partner at her side. as for me ive been branching out a bit for the first time in a long time. granting myself more time for recreation, meeting new people, meeting one particular person more than others. if theres ever an opportunity hed love to meet you as well.
:33 < ah! i have thought of yet another confessional :33 < and its one thatll make me look like the wimpiest wimpy wimp troll ever to have b33n hatched :33 < and yet! every mighty and strong huntress has a flaw, right? we cannot be alll purrrrrrrrrfect :33 < so without further ado: iii :33 < cant stand horror movies :SS :33 < i know! that just makes me sound like a fraidy meowbeast and all :33 < but im more of a romance enjoyer, an exhilarating adventure movie watcher! :33 < but, 33k! movies that jumpscare you and theres spooky ghosts and all that?? :33 < i can handle big beasts irl but none of those kinds of flicks! X((
i didnt know you would join either. it was such a nice surprise ☺️ how are you doing sweetie?

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On another note, my green house sure is thriving.
Chaz Princeton from Yugioh????
D --> Physics are nothing to scoff at either. Most of my knowledge came from hands on experience over the sweeps, school sounds like it would have been interesting. Good luck with your lab, I more or less have a shop myself.

hi jade!! im jade :)













