if nobody eats these strawberries in the fridge by today theyre going to go bad
Sigh. If only I could tear myself away from my knitting to go attend to that, but I'm simply too absorbed. Would that there was a beautiful woman who could come hand-feed me overripe strawberries.
oh my gooooood okay but good luck getting any knitting done while im sitting on your lap the whole time because we arent leaving until we finish all of them at least we have whip cream so you know i can cream you
Now I would say that I could just wrap my loving arms around you and knit blindly behind your back, but that sounds like a perfect way to get your wild mass of hair caught in the stitch. I will just have to concede. Put the yarn down and get creamed by my girlfriend. What a fate. #Suggestive.