♦ pitied by @tenebrousGuardian
I AM BEING SHOVED IN THE DARK GREEN ROOM FOR MY PRANKS AND JOKES I'VE PLAYED. IM SORRY ABOUT THE BEAR AND THE BOAR I RELEASED.
Should have kept a harmonica in my inventory. The saxophone doesn't really fit the imprisonment aesthetic.
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
....Really not beating the uhaul allegations.
Pulled a muscle.
No no no no no no no no no no no. I can handle it.
Nah you can't just titillate a mother fucker and not share.
I don't believe so, no.
urrrghhh.... rrgrr ughhhhh i want 2 gouge my heart out w a fork rn #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
last timmmme i wwwwent out to thrashthrust proper i stepped on a pregnant rat
wen the unrequitted crush iss so bad its got u tossing n turning, wretching, sobbing, in agony, so on and so forth
okay actually maybe ill sleep in a bit this bitch is gonna haunt my fucking dreams https://i.postimg.cc/yNq69VZp/Screenshot-20260328-024310-Firefox.jpg
just got my license suspended for chitting and driving
It's always "poor Dave" and never "It was fucked up of Dave to bring you back after your honorable death and make you into a half bird freak that doesn't need to be alive in a doomed timeline where he'll to go back in time to erase you from anyways."
>([justice for my boi software wizard or as i call #im soft wizzy but big #onkers gandalf is pretty good too]
:33 < the cat wizard was robbed! >:·3
I am \/\/otin' fer Schmendrick from th'Last Unicorn.
ME. I WOULD WIN.
that doesnt fuckin explain anythin are alla you lunkheads jus dressin up in wwizardry gear and competing in interpretivve dance or wwhat
fuckkkkkk fuck just found out about light pollution
im a sad repressed an lonely magic denier you can say it out loud
I need to stop playing stupid games (drinking milk) so I stop winning stupid prizes (remembering I'm lactose intolerant.)
> the m1gra1ne appr0aches #mygra1n
TALL ENOUGH SHOULD BE A PROPER ANSWER TO A HEIGHT QUESTION, FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT THINK SO!
I'm almost 30 and I feel old as dirt but fuck it we ball.