Bro.
@tensionsTestified
A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops.
[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
im a man of my word. smuppet doug posed up all nice. @tensionsTestified #nsfw #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/BZdqMGTC/teach-ME-how-to-dougie.png
i only draw things of real artistic value by the way
holy shit.
It's not even Friday. 7/10.
every day is friday in my heart or something fuck if i know bump up the rating for how clean this shit is
Best I can do is an 8.
ill take it
Haven’t posted a picture of Cal In a while huh. I’ll try to take one.
Never trusted therapists. But got it court mandated. Admittedly wasn’t as bad as I thought. Still pretty shit.
Feel free to give me situations to photograph Cal in.
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FUCKING. AWESOME.
Don’t really give a shit about this game thing y’all fucked with but I will say I’d have a cooler title than most of you. That’s obvious.
Some of y'all are as useless as a mime in the dark.
A mime could probably snap someone's neck in the dark really easy though
:o(
look at what u did u made the bland highblood sad friggin rude
Not used to havin a day off. Not sure what to do. Finished my plush rump shit early so. Guess I’m gaming.
Meetin more Daves who hate me. Mm.
i mean you are a bro its kinda alt versions of yous fault a lot of us are fucked up
fair its also odd from our perspective to have nicer bros on here
Yeah. And I ain’t particularly nice. Just not a complete ass. I ain’t sayin I ain’t expect it it’s just weird.
Bored as shit tonight. Not usually a luxury I have. If anyone wants to chat I guess. Message me.
My brothers gotta text me the fuck back before I lose my shit though.
Ain’t he a cute lil thing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1fc7161a0e.jpeg
HE'S GOT HIS CHARM TO HIM. [|:^)
I oughta post more pictures of Cal huh.
YES, YOU SHOULD. LET THE WORLD LOOK INTO HIS BIG, BEAUTIFUL EYES. HEEHEEHEEHEE.
Tryna get work done but Cal keeps lookin at me. Think he wants somethin. Cant let a man focus.
Realized I paid for Crunchyroll and nobody in the damn house has used it this month. Binging to make my moneys worth.
I tried but they're too damn busy watchin stupid bullshit instead of this classic artform.
I know right. At least for family movie night I can usually turn on some Texas Chainsaw Massacre to set em straight, but it's Rose's choice next and I ain't lookin forward to it. Gotta start makin mandatory watchings.
I think the problem is the damn phones; they're always on, and they're rotting their brains with stupid shit instead of real works of art. If kids can't even sit there and watch Yuri on Ice or, god forbid, a Studio Ghibli movie, they just aren't right in the head, and at that point, throw the whole damn kid away.
Good point. I'll take their phones and clockwork orange them into some culture.
Never let 'em watch the third TCM movie though worst one by far.
Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.
Stork brought Dave. Not many people know this.
Brothers are. Complicated.