Bro.
@tensionsTestified
A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops.
[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]
Idiots tryna get me to join the PTA. Why. That sounds awful for all of us.
Stupid fuckin wifi ain't workin. Hafta make some calls.
@trendyGnostalgic I didn't forget. This is also how I learned they got new fancy baby swings. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880761702944219146/1488997357059051520/IMG_3206.jpg?ex=69ced05a&is=69cd7eda&hm=d053242bfb83876a1942e7d9ef4380711d3fba61fc1a03ff85d4ce5c145f612f
If you use the word 'Pedantic' let me know. Idiot's telling me nobody says it anymore. Like it's an old timey ass word.
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Need a bigger goddamn apartment.
Gotta stop givin my attention to strangers. Got work in the mornin. Should sleep.
can we #cancel all #bros
omfg honestly seeing that stupid face makes me feel better about kankri being an absolute ass and mediating my posts
im invested in anyone who replies to me i need to be in everyones skin in a friendly way
Look at this thing. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/d1/3c/88d13c2f309af1128c62e861222fba0f.gif
Big fan of the thumbs up emoji. 👍
:V V: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488441831594397706/iu_.png?ex=69cccafa&is=69cb797a&hm=4e6f003b8203c0847d637e7972e90f18ab69b48d0b8df1fdefc3315ee911d1ba&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=548
Dsprite is this you. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488442064000778330/iu_.png?ex=69cccb31&is=69cb79b1&hm=5d7ddc9b4acd69e748b32bc37d26b228312427ca55b6775c6a8fd3e2366a97ec&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=819&height=569
Is this you. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488442238705864733/iu_.png?ex=69cccb5b&is=69cb79db&hm=a56d17e0c8c4a3427e62c025353316a9a996afc19b1e12a6c652e16ec449a91a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=372&height=569
Porn titles get even cringier when you're reading them about yourself. 'Blonde Adonis' Oh my god. I have a compilation of my favorite godawful ways I've been referred to but that one is up there. #nsfw
Would you prefer the title "Supple Twink"? #nsfw
I keep accidentally adopting people I guess.
man for real last time it was when i was 17 tho
God I love orange chicken.
My God. I'm not mad at you. I just don't want another version of my brother making bad decisions and not caring that they're hurting people.
#Okay. #Youcanstillmessagemeifyouhaveshittosayinsteadofcommentingundermypostaboutchinesefood.
Someone should let me put them on a puppet rig. Ropes around their joints. A pulley system. I could set one up. Make em dance. Dress em up. Do their makeup. #nsfw
Happy #mlpmonday.
Gotta stop surrounding myself with addicts. #substance
Forgot to eat today. I have food I could warm up. half wanting a pizza though.
Lemme know activities I should do with Lil Cal. I'll take photos.
He likes the way the doorknob holds him. #lilcal https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488355052992200846/IMG_3198.jpg?ex=69cc7a28&is=69cb28a8&hm=8310d10a43a1cbe84f4dfddd92a62e1776a745fd4610efcb02ec8dbf8b9ec94f&=&format=webp&width=263&height=350
