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A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops.

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[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]

Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.

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Hell yeah.

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Stork brought Dave. Not many people know this.

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Nothin good happens when Dave n Hal team up.

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Brothers are. Complicated.

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Not enough people talking about trucks on here. What ever happened to talking about trucks.

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@totesGruesome[TG]

vroom vroooooommmm

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Vroom.

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beep! CRASH!!!!!!!!! FIRE NOISES AMBULANCE SIREN SCREAMING

I'm knocked unconscious. My little brother has died.

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no im not a sports guy but it IS fun 2 have a sport of sum variety playin in the bg when i want smthn to NOT pay attn to bc every now n then the announcer guys will say some crazy suggestive shit and u gotta do a double take @ the screen u were ignorin to b like "did i fuckin hear that right?"

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and also baseball uniforms r hot

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Strong agree.

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not rly a sport guy but i rugby tackled smbdy once n the coach said hed nvr seen "such a texbtook tackl b4" & ive been ridin that hihg eve since

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fuck yeah i luv that 4 u i should learn how to tackle ppl

ill teach u my technqieu

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**technique

yesss surely if i learn from a tru tackling savant i will become an expert in bodyslammin bitches 2 the ground in no time

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So loud in here. Need to claw my skin off.

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Preach.

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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: have you cons;dered gett;n v;olently h;gh to make the vo;ces shut up? 1 can a;rdrop you a spl;ff or two. #substance

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Nah. Ain’t a fan of being off my game. Even if it’s hell. Appreciate it though.

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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: Respectable approach ngl

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Dave's still sick. Fucked up.

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Brother who recently got out of rehab and promised to change calling me while drunk. Cool. #substance

Sometimes I think about being cut open and filled with stuffing and sewn back together.

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What... the fudge?

Kid's sick which means he's grounded until he stops coughing.

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Got home and Dave's sick. Fucker.

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I'm trustworthy. You can trust me.

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So do you.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Well he's got you there Dragon

YOUR3 B31NG 4BL31ST B3C4US3 1M BL1ND #4BL31SM

I can be ableist and trustworthy at the same time.

1M GO1NG TO 3X3CUT3 YOU

Nah.

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T4LK TO TH3 NOOS3

Okay. Where is it.

UP YOUR BUTT 4ROUND TH3 CORN3R

Nice try but my head's already up my ass and I can't see anything around this corner.

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Cal's always good for when shit's too loud n bright. Boy has weight to em.

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Used to hate country music. Got real into Limp Bizkit n shit. Now the country I hated as a kid I sorta miss.

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At the club postin on chittr because I'm tired as shit and wanna go home. Life of a DJ is never finished though.

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Solution? Never go outside. Or exist outside. Why would you do that? The outside is bad.

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@justDirk[JD]

Things wrong with you.

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@justDirk[JD]

What?

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Have people forgotten how ta give a simple hello these days. Someone told me I 'smell like puppets'. What.

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

dude i think it ungrew my mind

Lobotomy life hack.

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it was worse than one

If you can still type it clearly wasn't.

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it felt worse than you beating my ass

I clearly wasn't doin a good enough job then.

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considering i could beat your ass nowadays id say you didnt

Mhm.

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@turntwinkGodhead[TG]

yeah

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Lil Cal save me.

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Didn't sleep. Have to go to work. Fuck.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

b strong...... b strong for gonzo.... u know he needs u 2 try and get ur 7-9 hrs ok

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Shit. You make a good point. Ironically was up sewin puppets n watchin the damn muppets though so maybe he shoulda told me to quit.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

maybe he didnt want it 2 come off like he was tryin 2 dampen ur creative spirits.... u know hes #Supportive like that

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Another good point. You're full of those, huh. Him n Cal are my biggest supporters I can't argue there.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

YUUUP I SURE AM ;)))) take care of urself ur #mens dude!!

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Well, nothin I can do but work 9 hours sleepless but. I'll keep it in mind for the future.

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On the fridge. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1490131845822550217/IMG_3246.jpg?ex=69d2f0ed&is=69d19f6d&hm=776f5001fb601911f2bf62300c687620718317f1d77598bb7cfa98ac28ec6e16&=&format=webp&width=427&height=569

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why is it up there

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*He likes to be up high.

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dont correct its fucking pronouns

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Then stop callin him the wrong ones.

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whatever