Bro.

(OOC) 6 months ago

[[ CHARACTER INTRO ! HUZZAH ! Yet another Bro Strider. From a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. One of the only Bros who has been to therapy. #mandated. Still a fucked up guy but you know. Dave is like, 16. Bro's 33. Life is beautiful. ]]

#mandated

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

Anyone wanna talk about puppets?

Kult: +55

Kull: +55

Total: 110

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @patchworkPuppetry[PP]

Pretty sure you’re a jester.

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

a 🔔 JeStEr aNd 🔔 A PuPpEt! 🔔 yEs! 🔔 tWo iN 🔔 oNe!

↩ @patchworkPuppetry[PP]

Mm. Who puppeteers you?

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

mY 🔔 hAnDlEr, SiLlY~!

↩ @patchworkPuppetry[PP]

Mm. Not huge on puppets that talk on their own to be honest. Too much autonomy. What kind of puppet are you.

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

tHe 🔔 SyMbOlIc tYpE UsUaLlY! oH 🔔 oH Oh! I'M 🔔 rEaLlY 🔔 nOt sUpPoSeD 🔔 tO TaLk 🔔 WiThOuT PeRmIsSiOn, 🔔 tHeY'D 🔔 sMaCk 🔔 My 🔔 HeAd oFf iF ThEy 🔔 KnEw!

↩ @patchworkPuppetry[PP]

You’d probably deserve it. Symbolic type isn’t even a real fuckin puppet.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

hAhAhAhAhAhAhA! yOu'rE 🔔 rIgHt 🔔 YoU'Re 🔔 RiGhT 🔔 yOu'rE RiGhT! i dO 🔔 dEsErVe tHe dIsMeMbErInG!

#violence #gore

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @patchworkPuppetry[PP]

You’re boring as shit.

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

:0[

Lil Cal is so soft sometimes.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

★ ROX!!!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@tipsyGayboy[TG]

if cal has taken your skin n is wearing you like a five nights at Freddy’s animatronic blink twice

Kult: +12

Kull: +2

Total: 14

Ratio: 6.00

↩ @tipsyGayboy[TG]

God I fuckin wish.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

★ ROX!!!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@tipsyGayboy[TG]

NO??????/????

↩ @tipsyGayboy[TG]

I really do.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

★ ROX!!!

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

transgender

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

@tipsyGayboy[TG]

the scary part is i believ u

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tipsyGayboy[TG]

Nothin better.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Cal.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Let me know ways you want me to photograph Cal.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

LORD CALIBORN

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

ON A THRONE.

↩ @themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

Don’t have one but can try.

Cal. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25c678505371.jpeg

Kult: +20

Kull: +2

Total: 22

Ratio: 10.00

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

dave badge

nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#nsfw #smuppetdougandfuzzball

im a man of my word. smuppet doug posed up all nice. @tensionsTestified #nsfw #smuppetdougandfuzzball https://i.postimg.cc/BZdqMGTC/teach-ME-how-to-dougie.png

@tensionsTestified

Kult: +89

Kull: +40

Total: 129

Ratio: 2.23

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

dave badge

nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

i only draw things of real artistic value by the way

Kult: +15

Total: 15

Archived

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@broStrider[BS]

holy shit.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

It's not even Friday. 7/10.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @therapistofThedeepone[TT]

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

dave badge

nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

every day is friday in my heart or something fuck if i know bump up the rating for how clean this shit is

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntableGodhead[TG]

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Best I can do is an 8.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @therapistofThedeepone[TT]

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

dave badge

nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

ill take it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Shit. He’s perfect.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Haven’t posted a picture of Cal In a while huh. I’ll try to take one.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Never trusted therapists. But got it court mandated. Admittedly wasn’t as bad as I thought. Still pretty shit.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Feel free to give me situations to photograph Cal in.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dacf2002ccb4.jpeg

Kult: +37

Kull: +20

Total: 57

Ratio: 1.85

LORD JACK

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

♠️/♠️ 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐎𝐈𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊

This user has no need for a knife, a blackjack, or a gun.

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

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@lordJack[LJ]

FUCKING. AWESOME.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/393c17a15301.jpeg

I know.

Don’t really give a shit about this game thing y’all fucked with but I will say I’d have a cooler title than most of you. That’s obvious.

Some of y'all are as useless as a mime in the dark.

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

Joey Claire

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@ballereaperEscapee[BE]

A mime could probably snap someone's neck in the dark really easy though

Kult: +10

Total: 10

The Bland Highblood

That Genderfluid Roxy Lalonde

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

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Tips Dripping

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@tropophilicCharades[TC]

:o(

Kult: +9

Total: 9

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

nonbinary

love yourself

pansexual

love yourself

neoprouns

This user has the best flavor of pronouns.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

𝑩𝒖𝒕...𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒕

𝒏𝒐𝒕?

@tipsyGender[TG]

look at what u did u made the bland highblood sad friggin rude

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ballereaperEscapee[BE]

Nah. I'd dodge.

↩ @tropophilicCharades[TC]

Can't see you.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tipsyGender[TG]

Don't know who that is.

Kult: +2

Kull: +7

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.29

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

The Bland Highblood

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

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Tips Dripping

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@tropophilicCharades[TC]

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

Not used to havin a day off. Not sure what to do. Finished my plush rump shit early so. Guess I’m gaming.

Meetin more Daves who hate me. Mm.

Kult: +34

Kull: +30

Total: 64

Ratio: 1.13

Dave Strider

@blatantGodhead[BG]

i mean you are a bro its kinda alt versions of yous fault a lot of us are fucked up

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @blatantGodhead[BG]

Well aware of it. Just an odd sort of feeling.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

Dave Strider

@blatantGodhead[BG]

fair its also odd from our perspective to have nicer bros on here

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @blatantGodhead[BG]

Yeah. And I ain’t particularly nice. Just not a complete ass. I ain’t sayin I ain’t expect it it’s just weird.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tensionsTestified[TT]

Dave Strider

@blatantGodhead[BG]

timelines man B/

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blatantGodhead[BG]

Fucking timelines.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Bored as shit tonight. Not usually a luxury I have. If anyone wants to chat I guess. Message me.

Kult: +9

Total: 9

My brothers gotta text me the fuck back before I lose my shit though.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Ain’t he a cute lil thing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1fc7161a0e.jpeg

Kult: +30

Kull: +15

Total: 45

Ratio: 2.00

PIPEFAN413

bisexual

love yourself

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@pipeFan[PF]

HE'S GOT HIS CHARM TO HIM. [|:^)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Bro

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Fuck yeah. #lilcalmyhomie

#lilcalmyhomie

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I oughta post more pictures of Cal huh.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

LORD CALIBORN

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Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

YES, YOU SHOULD. LET THE WORLD LOOK INTO HIS BIG, BEAUTIFUL EYES. HEEHEEHEEHEE.

Tryna get work done but Cal keeps lookin at me. Think he wants somethin. Cant let a man focus.