Bro
@assholeBodyguard
Prolly won't post much. Father and or brother of 4. Barely conscious. //pfp done by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc
How I pulled up to de clureb. #declureb https://i.ibb.co/MyWPMhyK/20260612-211500.jpg
Yk I'm kinda working rn but I'd share my horrid little monsters if I wasn't babies absolutely come from meteors btw that's how I got my little shitheads.
Maybe I really do fumble the bag. I promise I'm better at sex than talking. Hmu if you're down. #nsfw
It may not be an amazing leap, but it is certainly not making me feel like a children's toy.
It was just a comparison. Don't be such a baby about it. I've said worse in far more intimate settings.
How's everyone? https://i.ibb.co/LDD6Y2mQ/Untitled198-20260609003545.png
more jojo shit.... everybody's jojo Posinmg #substance
Readers added context you might like to know: This is true! To count as the "ominous photo of DIO in Giorno's wallet" pose you have to have your left hand splayed in front of your face. Since both of his hands are in his pockets it's a different pose!
Thank you for recognizing my aura is completely different. Also DIO would never wear sweatpants. He's classy.
I don't care about the font show me this guy's cock Google. #nsfw
Probably one of my least favorite fits. #nsfw ish https://i.ibb.co/Fk83NZ3K/Untitled189-1.png
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One doesn’t even know what they are looking at. THIS IS GARISH. Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > WHAT? The Dark One is NO SUCH THING. Unlike you, the Dark One actually has fashion sense. HA! Ʒ
So read what I said in the post I clearly don't like the outfit.
Ƹ 🌂 > Okay. The least you could do is not post this EYESEARING thing and not EMBARASS YOURSELF to the greater Chittr population. Ʒ
// I been thinking about my Bro a little too much so here are some fun (not so fun) facts about him His voice claim is Hal 9000, originally I photobashed his face for my friend to reference and he had eight spikes, he regularly changes his hair around but he loves his spikes so he keeps them unless he works then he basically steals Dirk's hair, and finally he's reserved with his smuppets and other puppets keeping them in his room instead of everywhere.
There is a cuck chair in every room of this apartment kitchen cuck chair, living room cuck chair, dog room cuck chair, Dave's room cuck chair, bathroom cuck chair (the toilet), my room is the only one without one. #nsfw #thecuckchairsarejustchairsthatexistinthosespaces
Jewels and gems for the children...
Shiny... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #kultscore1000? #verified!
Can someone kick Dave off Chittr for an hour so I can hornypost? #nsfw
y0u'd be eliminating half the site's p0pulati0n if y0u g0t rid 0f daves.
dude since when do you care??? didnt you leave sex puppets just around the apartment????
No??? Also why would that justify me saying awful shit when she's around?? You should be happy I'd rather not do that.
oh shit, are you NOT a smuppet porn emperor? 8V
PLURAL???????????? wait are you like a good dad?????? 8D
Probably not I mean I would ask Dave but I think she would fucking murk me if I stepped foot into her room while she's watching evil bong. General take is I'm better than most.
that's pretty sick... respect, gramps!!! 8D
Next, it’s your turn. #blood #gore //I drew this :3 https://i.ibb.co/dw0vJdTH/Untitled177.png
If you ain't banging we ain't hanging. #nsfw
Hmm.
Interesting.
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STOP.✋ — Calm down mama bear! — Kids aren't fed 🍽️— Bills aren't laid I mean paid 💸— And honestly? That’s powerful. 💖👍— Take a breath in, and give those zen vibes a second to KICK IN. 🧘 #inspirational #brovibes
Who wants to listen to me passionately explain why Nubbins is better than Chop-Top?
im listening
Justice4Nubbins
First of all my kid identifies with Nubbins so I gotta support her in any way I can and second Chop-Top is a replacement they added the actor cause they wanted Nubbins back but they decided to make him his own character that is just a worse and less cool version of Nubbins just because he's more widely appealing to media and thirteen year olds who think they're cool for watching horror movies. TLDR Nubbins is cooler than Chop-Top in all ways.
yknow what? valid point i do have to agree even if i may not know the lore i trust 🙂↕️
So what if my kids don't want the gems and jewels? The gems and jewels are good for them it keeps them healthy and evil so they can continue to do my evil plans for me like a minion would.
A childhood without gems or jewels isn't a childhood at all that's why my children have gems and jewels cause it's good for them.
Do your kids actually want the gems and jewels? because when I was a kid I wanted Mud and Sticks.