Bro
@assholeBodyguard
Prolly won't post much. Father and or brother of 4. Barely conscious. //pfp done by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc
// Never posted an introduction so here. Your name is Dirk "Bro" Strider; you're an asshole to say the least. You have four children, in order of oldest to youngest: Dave, Dawn, Dixie, and Delilah. Life has been hard for you, but you continue to strive to work harder.
While trying to respond to Trollbama on my post I sprayed water out of my nose and it still hurts so I'm never attempting to respond to him anymore.
If you've never been to a rodeo it's kinda like watching porn but with more clothes and publicly. #nsfw
Clearly I need to get on that immediately.
I got my shitty pair of shades on Temu. #cancelthisliberals
Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.
Hello... #evilyvaguepost
A cigarette and pushing my ecto father down the stairs.
Some people need to stop ranting at me (Dirk). #vaguestpostever
This Bentley has gone through a wall of fire and gotten more hurt than going through the sun.
#Livebytheblade #Diebytheblade #Davesgonnadie.
hold on let me lean in and squint a little did i read that correctly
Kiss me... #vaguepost
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~~(__^·> no one ever caught fish vaguely standing by the water, hun <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> no ones ever going to be kissing that pretty boy mouth if you dont try a little harder, mama believes in you <·^__)~~
~~(__^·> yearn louder, be specific, more vulnerable! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> everyone wants a little kiss, put some heart on the line! <·^__)~~
The sexual tension between these two vampires is crazy. #nsfw
You know nothing of culture where are the men with tight shirts, jeans, and flip-flops who also flip the camera off when they take photos. #Iloveadouchebag
i think i fit the bill pretty nicely, all boxes checked if i do say so myself
Hickory dickory dock some horny chick was suckin' my cock. #nsfw
kudos!
sighs dreamily cowwboys
// Never posted an introduction so here. Your name is Dirk "Bro" Strider; you're an asshole to say the least. You have four children, in order of oldest to youngest: Dave, Dawn, Dixie, and Delilah. Life has been hard for you, but you continue to strive to work harder.
Why does everyone get an hour now and why is everyone fighting for this one?