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@assholeBodyguard

Prolly won't post much. Father and or brother of 4. Barely conscious. //pfp done by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc

Blood: AnonymousAge: 37 years17.5 sweepsKult Score: 3676Kull Score: 427829 followers 34 following

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

I got my shitty pair of shades on Temu. #cancelthisliberals

#cancelthisliberals

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

@adminisTraitor[AT]

ma]{es iТТ li]{e ТТ]-[rise as [[][]l as iТТ is already

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Thanks.

@broStrider[BS]

bedridden and sick. cant stop thinking about johns dilf father. do you think these issues have any correlation?

Kult: +46

Kull: +35

Total: 81

Ratio: 1.31

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Johns DILF father is the reason sin exists.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@broStrider[BS]

one day youll understand.

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

No.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@broStrider[BS]

youve got some real poor taste then, huh?

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

I just want a fat cowboy. I'm simple.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@broStrider[BS]

acceptable. im in agreement.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

So no man besides a fat cowboy will ever compare. Sorry #liberal.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@tensionsTestified[TT]

Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Hell yeah.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer PHD

transgender

love yourself

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

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@helloGordon[HG]

Ah! Hello Gordon!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Hello, handsome.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

This Bentley has gone through a wall of fire and gotten more hurt than going through the sun.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Yeah I'm watch partying Good Omens with Dirk.

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@caesarsArmament[CA]

Nyeh. Evweryone on my Grumblr feed is bein’ all sappy and romantic. Gotta come here to get my fill of degeneracy.

Kult: +17

Kull: +17

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.00

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Ew...

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@caesarsArmament[CA]

Exactly.

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

What is wrong with them?

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

#Livebytheblade #Diebytheblade #Davesgonnadie.

#davesgonnadie #diebytheblade #livebytheblade

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechGoghead[TG]

hold on let me lean in and squint a little did i read that correctly

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

My Dave he's getting someone to kill him.

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechGoghead[TG]

what the fuck why

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

I think he said something cringe?

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

@turntechGoghead[TG]

nevermind carry on i completely understand

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

I ain't doing it tell him to carry on.

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Kiss me... #vaguepost

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> no one ever caught fish vaguely standing by the water, hun <·^__)~~

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

This really ain't directed toward anyone.

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> is that an excuse i hear? <·^__)~~

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Nah it's the damn truth.

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> no ones ever going to be kissing that pretty boy mouth if you dont try a little harder, mama believes in you <·^__)~~

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

How do you want me to try a little harder?

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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.

THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.

@abstinentCabaret[AC]

~~(__^·> yearn louder, be specific, more vulnerable! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> everyone wants a little kiss, put some heart on the line! <·^__)~~

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Okay.

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

You know nothing of culture where are the men with tight shirts, jeans, and flip-flops who also flip the camera off when they take photos. #Iloveadouchebag

#iloveadouchebag

Kult: +25

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Ratio: 1.25

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

hey

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Hi.

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Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

i think i fit the bill pretty nicely, all boxes checked if i do say so myself

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

You should dm me then.

@assholeBodyguard[AB]

OLD COWBOY VAMPIRES!!

Kult: +40

Kull: +10

Total: 50

Ratio: 4.00

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transgender

love yourself

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This user officially supports Yuri.

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This user has dabbled in the mysteries of the arcane.

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This user officially supports Yaoi.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

sighs dreamily cowwboys

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Real.