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Prolly won't post much. Father and or brother of 4. Barely conscious. //pfp done by @ro3dkill on tumblr ooc account: @jDooc

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Maybe I really do fumble the bag. I promise I'm better at sex than talking. Hmu if you're down. #nsfw

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It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

Surely you're not.

Well. I think I fumbled again.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
@turingTranscendence[TT]

No, you're doing much better this time.

Fr? A lot can change in about ten minutes I guess.

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But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

It may not be an amazing leap, but it is certainly not making me feel like a children's toy.

It was just a comparison. Don't be such a baby about it. I've said worse in far more intimate settings.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I can imagine.

Can you imagine anything else~?

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But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Maybe we should take it to DMs~?

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Yeah. That's probably for the best.

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Anyone dtf? #nsfw

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But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Mmm.

This is kinda funny. I have a H.A.L. as my shades.

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But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Hilarious.

I mean do you even got the right parts?

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But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

Which parts~?

A dick. I'll take pussy too I'm not picky. #nsfw

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But One Dirk of Many
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@turingTranscendence[TT]

I can have either or, or both.

Damn you like a Mr. Potato.

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@turingTranscendence[TT]

You truly know how to turn off a guy, don't you~? #nsfw

What can I say? I really do try.

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How's everyone? https://i.ibb.co/LDD6Y2mQ/Untitled198-20260609003545.png

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@starstuddedSalticid[SS]

more jojo shit.​.​.​.​ everybody's jojo Posinmg #substance

Ain't a jojo pose for once. Just a pose.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
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@voxAngeli[VA]

Readers added context you might like to know: This is true! To count as the "ominous photo of DIO in Giorno's wallet" pose you have to have your left hand splayed in front of your face. Since both of his hands are in his pockets it's a different pose!

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@voxAngeli[VA]

Thank you for recognizing my aura is completely different. Also DIO would never wear sweatpants. He's classy.

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

if i was an npc in a videogame would you guys kill me

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Yes.

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Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.

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Oh shit.

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Im not entirely sure how to take this one but hello to you too!

Wsp handsome.

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Finding out this whole multiverse business is both bigger and smaller than i could have accounted for. Did you know this website here hosts more than twenty young mister "bro" striders by my count? And i get the inkling at least one or two dont even recognize me. Out of curiosity have you had any significant involvement with another version of myself?

Yeah my lil sis is dating a version of your grandson I think he's most commonly a girl though.

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Hah! Not the type of yes i was expecting. I see i see. I will try to take all these different configurations in stride!

I see what you did there... unless that wasn't intentional.

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