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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Maybe I really do fumble the bag. I promise I'm better at sex than talking. Hmu if you're down. #nsfw

Kult: +95

Kull: +80

Total: 175

Ratio: 1.19

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But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

Surely you're not.

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Well. I think I fumbled again.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

No, you're doing much better this time.

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Fr? A lot can change in about ten minutes I guess.

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But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

It may not be an amazing leap, but it is certainly not making me feel like a children's toy.

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

It was just a comparison. Don't be such a baby about it. I've said worse in far more intimate settings.

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But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

I can imagine.

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Can you imagine anything else~?

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But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

@turingTranscendence[TT]

Maybe we should take it to DMs~?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@assholeBodyguard[AB]

Yeah. That's probably for the best.

Kult: +5

Total: 5