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Are YOU Horny? Are YOU In Need Of ILLEGAL Drugs? Do YOU Need To Get LAID? Come To My Official Nightclub! [OPENING JUNE 25 2026] #AD #FATHERDAYS #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
"why suck a strap" have you lost your integrity have you forgotten theatre do you think the mind does not deserve to be pleasured then why does the body think about that #philosophy #nsfw
two women kissing boobs tits google pls #women #nsfw
Maybe we should take it to DMs~?
Readers added context you might like to know: This is true! To count as the "ominous photo of DIO in Giorno's wallet" pose you have to have your left hand splayed in front of your face. Since both of his hands are in his pockets it's a different pose!
Haha mister strider everything is intentional! Well... until it isnt. But this one very assuredly is.
Need a Suit Cheap and Stylish? Trust [BIG SUIT COMPANY] For Your Needs. #AD https://i.ibb.co/TMFgZj2b/Untitled192-20260606175201.png
Well i was going to save introductions for the morning but i suppose 4am rightfully counts! My name is harley and i will be seeing you good folks around.
Ain’t he a cute lil thing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee1fc7161a0e.jpeg
Shiny... #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #kultscore1000? #verified!
yknow what? valid point i do have to agree even if i may not know the lore i trust 🙂↕️
Justice4Nubbins
Oh sensational.
FINALLY, SOMEONE WITH A DECENT BRAIN ATTACHED TO THEIR HEAD !!!!!! IT IS RAGEBAIT MY MAN
facists want you skinny and weak become fat and strong so you can kill them.
Good point. I'll take their phones and clockwork orange them into some culture.
I know right. At least for family movie night I can usually turn on some Texas Chainsaw Massacre to set em straight, but it's Rose's choice next and I ain't lookin forward to it. Gotta start makin mandatory watchings.
acceptable. im in agreement.
Gazin into Cal’s beautiful baby blues.
everybody. shut the fuck. up. and look. at this. #beetleposting #bugposting #bugs https://a-z-animals.com/media/2021/10/shutterstock_217417060-1024x535.jpg
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chittr simulator the girl who killed you: dove im so fucking sorry jack noir: im chill now your ex: dove i honestly still kinda fw you bro: dove i am so proud of you and you deserve to be happy obama: dove lets hang out and be friends like how am i not supposed to freak out a little bit its kind of overwhelming
A cigarette and pushing my ecto father down the stairs.
the way i wanna bury my face in a mans chest and fall asleep there.
https://cdn.¡mgchest.com/f¡les/4b0105565099.png just so y'know. and no you can't have p¡cs of my double decker for free. v¡deo up soon tho #nsfw
Are you really an engineer if you do not have a whiteboard?
happens to the best of us.
mornin.
You have such a way with words.
theres something about being vaguely panicked all day that leaves a girl still feeling a lil sick by the end of it who wouldve thought
good
₍^. .^₎⟆ Second th!s!꠹
yea same
... doc scratch was kinda fine tho #suggestive
NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING, BUT I'M HIGHLY INVESTED.
goregle who is zebruh codakk and why is everyone mad at him
man i love women
c< gOOd 4 Her! >c
SIT ON IT ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨!!!!!!! #nsfwv
Will someone bring me a cigarette? Thank you.
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K--<image so fucking big it took a genuine 60 seconds to load in on my pc line by line. really really good experience.
burger.
I'm always saying this (in jest). -Via Chittr for SmartToilet
Real
Daily Tarot Card. The Hanged Man. Surrender may be your best option, stillness can be a way forward. Do not rush to make decisions, I recommend postponing and considering whatever it is from a new perspective. For some, now is time to heal wounds, for others, try shibari, it could be therapeutic. #DailyTarotCard #FyodorPavlovTarot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9328fbca474.jpg
((if there is a length between responses to things today it is because I am stealing company time
not now kitten daddy needs to know if you're actually really for real proud of him
Be still my beating heart. The daily tarot reading today will be rather special, gorgeous new cards have arrived.
how it feels liek 2 dashwatch at 7 am https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbc80713c137.jpg
Oh Mads Mikkelsen...
woke up in a cold sweat whats good everybody awake
c< tHe alcOHOl is calliNg 2 Me liKe tHe greeN gObliNs MasK iN trOll spiderMaN >c
me core. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c154c73dec8b.jpg
There we go. I fixed my color.
Slamming my head into a wall posthaste.
i can’t believe rigby dies in regular show
anyone under 5’5 shouldnt have anger issues. like where are you even storing all that huh? clearly not your horns #targeted
sickles have got to be the nerdiest and dumbest weapons every invented
silent reChitt. this'd fix me.
#unplannedlol https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/folder%20for%20chittr%20stuffs/eeyup.png
I'm not telling anyone to break laws; sometimes, laws get in the way of me doing the thing I need to do.
Very well.
If You All Were Paying Attention You Would Know That Hate Bot Is " Literally " Batman. This Is Just Lore Building.
xx_LAWL_PALMHUSK_PRIVILEGES_REVOEKD_xD https://iili.io/BtRgOoN.png_xx
Detective Tip: Keep a notepad on you at all times. You never know when you may see something you want to jot down. In a similar vein, keep a gun on you.
It has begun, I am BATMAN. No, Love Bot for a week. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6535d0437cba.png
// After the fight (and a nookload of painkillers later)... https://i.imgur.com/LKU9fr2.jpeg @cuttlefishCrusher
Goodnight https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/tumblr_9869d870c1d652303ae435abd3acacca_7b594c8a_540.gif
>+. CECIL.... HOT .+<
There's Blood On My Weezer Shirt. #violence #pensive
[ >ZAPS YOU ZAPS YOU ZAPS YOU ZAPS YOU ZAPS YOU CASTS LIGHTNINGBOLT AT YOU THIS IS MINE FEED THOU ART ALL JUST VICTIMS OF IT HTTPS://MEDIA1.TENOR.COM/M/SVBE3FIZHJKAAAAD/WIZARD-MAGIC-BOOK.GIF_ ]
and im just saying that if all of your trees are fluffy at the top and really good for making an incredibly useful type of fabric then maybe its just better and more profitable to knock down the trees to get to the fluffy tops like how bad can that really be
I see it's #NSFW hours already.
Fuck this (turns into a plushie)
Whatdya mean concussions can't be solved with whiskey what kinda fuckin' doctor is are those he people be.
Failure is as necessary a teacher as success. Though its methods may be more painful, it is through hardship that we grow.
!PRESIDENTAL ALERT! THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
If you have to put '8etter' in your name, you pro8a8ly aren't.
you ever bite your tongue and realize "yup. that's the last straw."?
Real stare at a wall hours
Boys don't know this, but it's surprisingly simple! Beef stroganoff! Nya!
ASMR 4 HOURS scrolling and refreshing the same page
I can't even say I'm down bad anymore I'm just
Going for a drive to clear my mind. https://i.imgflip.com/ar7bu2.gif
I Am So Fucking Gay
50M3 7R0115 4R3 50 5H4M31355 0N H3R3!!!! N07 M3 7H0U6H!!!! I’M FU11 0F 5H4M3!!!! 5H4M3FU1 3V3N!!!! I’M N07 I JU57 1I3D 70 Y0U!!!! 𖡊
I am always saying this. ♆
- Say say say my name! - I don't actually need to eat I'm fucking dead! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
you knowv, the fact evweryone stopped #hornyposting as soon as i got home is a hate crime
WHY Y35 7H47 I5 4 80M8 IN MY P0CK37!!!! 7H4NK Y0U F0R N07ICIN6!!!! 𖡊
I want to pre order a double double with extra sugar and no milk from chittr thank you ———————————————————— DON’T DO THAT WHAT? ———————————————————— I DIDN’T SAY
id kill someone 4 a croissant w stroberry jam n white chocolate rn
theres something wonderful about a bagel with cream cheese
The juxtaposition between bagels and horny posting is absolutely jarring.
Daily Tarot Card. Eight of Pentacles reversed. Your impatience and perfectionism are impeding your work. You will not achieve greatness without trial and error along the way, do not think so highly of yourself that you forego due diligence. For some of you, while you may be growing weary of sustained effort, do not lapse into laziness, you are almost at the finish line. For others, you are procrastinating even beginning for fear of failure. Perseverance will reward you. #DailyTarotCard
searchin 4 moer low res wozard aint easy theres a lot of ai slop out there
time(line) zones r the enemy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fbcfc78c3e3.png
Very this.
#Let)(imCook 🍎
I'm going to block Apple Inc.
Is it almost time for a daily tarot post?
you don't? lame you always gotta have glow in the dark shit and glitter glue on hand for maximum chaos
you gotta wonder how some troLLs are stiLL aLive. how tf did you make it 9 sweeps when you hardLy know how to operate a grubcrowave?
it's easier for you to shut the fuck up for once than it us to get a hive
「ダマラの体」ってタイトルの映画が作られればいいのに。男たちの喉を噛みちぎってやりたい。 #violence
うっ、ROMのダウンロードって本当に面倒くさい。
((jfc i ain't listened to lungs since i was... literally like 13-14?? and it was already old by then. god this album is fucking fire.
// Beetle is a very op character with the funniest weakness, that being his name. It needs to be said for him to move freely within certain realms, and he'll do anything to stop someone from saying it to restrict him. Unstoppable force, VERY movable object.
whole house mad as hell cause im cooking in the stu with the monitors at max
- Say say say my name! - Daddy's gotta go, for a few hours, I'll be back later! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
https://soundcloud.com/yumenikki/all-we-can-do-is-care-for-each-otherdraft #dsmusicreccs
L3t2 go. Though, I alr3ady at3 it all. 3njoy your b33r though #2ub2tanc3
- Say say say my name! - Hello Chitter! I'm the every so WONDERFUL Beetle Ghest, or Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice, whatever you wanna call me. But if you need me, you know how to reach me for my services, LIVING EXTERMINATOR. That's right, my amazing business is here too! No, it does not work in text. Gotta say say say it out loud, and we can get buddy-buddy! But not too buddy-buddy, anyway, ANYWAY. Nice to meet you all, here's my business card! [ooc:// If you like this post, a business card appears near your muse] - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Pictur3 thi2: It2 7am and th3 light i2 p33king through your blind2. You com3 down2tair2 for a gla22 of wat3r and you 233 m3 in your kitch3n, fridg3 wid3 op3n, 2hov3ling handful2 of 2hr3dd3d ch3323 out of th3 bag into my mouth. Wyd
// It's Beetlejuice, but if he were a troll. Lore, he was one of many Limes murdered in the genocide, and he took it personally. He came back with a vengeance and haunts Earth and Alternian and works as an exterminator of sorts. He has HATE and BEEF with Condy, but man, she is FINE as fuck. So he's kinda over it! YES, he's aware of the Plays, cartoons, and movies! THEY'RE ALL BASED ON HIM! The Play and the Cartoon are more lore-accurate, he thinks. Business is business to him, and he's selling his services no matter how underhandedly he gets with it. He takes on the form of a troll, but by all means, he is about as demonic as they come. He is an ancient eldritch evil with a soft spot for one human girl. He cares a great deal about Lydia and her family; he thinks of himself as her fun uncle! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/97422168_Qy9DEveKxY6ehT8.png
D--> There is a belief among humans that the consumption of high fat food is bad for one's digestive and cardiovascular system. This is quite the perple%ing opinion to have, while I am not an earth doctor by any means, I can confidently state that the more fat and plaques clogging up your arteries the harder your b100dpusher will work to get the necessary materials for life across your body. Less informed individuals would consider this an issue when it is the e%act opposite, it is training for your most vital and central muscle. According to this, in my opinion e%cellent, line of logic I would recommend eating as much fatty as possible until you get "heartburn" at which point you should immediately begin doing sets of jumping jacks, spreading eagles and push ups until the pain flows throughout your entire body indicating you have successfully pushed past the fat block. Continuous sets of gorging and fle%ing may temporarily lower your quality of life but will also turn your b100dpusher into the STRONGEST b100dpusher any human has ever had, giving you access to feats of physique rendered unimaginable by your millenia of faulty medical knowledge. Consider this free piece of advice a part of my #redemptionarc.
((Thanks for sharing, I hate it
guys can't find the clitoris 'cause they're secretly hopin' a dick will be there instead. #nsfw
chittr stop burying important shit challenge
OH, AS IF IT COULDN'T BE MORE OBVIOUS THAN MINE. HOPE IT GOES WELL.
WALLEYE REALLY WISH I COULD KELP SOMEONE FROM HATING MY POSTS, I'M TRULY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. NOT SURE HOW OFTEN I'LL DO THIS, BUT I WILLTRY TO POST MORE IN GENERAL. [|:^) #DADJOKE
As an aside, the particular deck I use has beautiful artwork, and this card showcases a young trans man standing in the sunlight, draped in gold. It reminds me of a dream I once had.
Daily Tarot Card. The Sun. You have overcome your fears, and the light of the Sun guides you, revitalising your confidence and showering you in abundant blessings. Be optimistic, joy and success are here knocking on your door. #DailyTarotCard
Not dead yet. Sorry to disappoint.
SIR, I'M AFRAID YOUR DNA IS BACKWARDS. AND? #DADJOKE
critical thinkin'. strap that looks like a footlong sub. #nsfw
WHAT'S A PIRATE'S FAVORITE LETTER IN THE ALPHABET? MOST PEOPLE ASSUME IT'S THE "R," BUT HIS FIRST LOVE IS THE "C." #DADJOKE
OH OKAY. YAY. [|:^)
WHAT DO YOU CALL GUYS WHO LOVE MATH? ALGEBROS. #DADJOKE
hey if youre ever down just remember you will always shit every poop you dont take its all in time
fuckin' ponies and shit.
okay it's childish gambino homegirl drop it like the nasdaq.
a zabrak walk2 into a bar ow
2ht fair 3noufh
2till in ur kitchn 3atin ur 2hr3dd3d ch3323 btw
nut up or shut up
l32t2 go
you com down2tair2 to g3t a drink of wat3r and im in 2tandn in ur kitch3n 3atin ur 2hr3ddd ch3323 by th3 handful wyd
cHiTtR, lEt tHaT HuGe hAiRy mAn bOtToM If hE WaNtS To. SeNd cHiTt #NsFw Meow
₍^. .^₎⟆ Purr PLAP ass they sssay #nsfw꠹
"Boonmo me" is wild when your Chittr usertitle got "filthy rich" in it.
ough. bllood trans fusion. thats how they make. the transgenders. and me
🐾have yoU heard the rUmor goiNg aroUNd aboUt bUtter? NevermiNd, i shoUldN't ''sPread'' it... sNrrk, heh! hehe,
IN A MOOD TO DANCE. WOULD ASK HIM, BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT HIS CRAFTSMANSHIP. NOT EVEN SURE IF HE IS A DANCER LIKE THAT. SO FOR NOW, I'LL BE SINGING ALONG TO MIO AMORE WHILE I DO SOME CHORES AROUND THE HOUSE.
"Wyd" scratching my bruts (bro nuts) next question
HA HA!
This old bag of code is proud of each and every one of his badges! Anyone who disagrees with a single one WILL MEAT THE BUSINESS END OF THESE FIST HYA!
lets out a single pitious whimper but doesnt elaborate
country monopoly
smuppet with the pink glitter strap available now. dm me. #nsfw
MWAH!
AH! Hello Gordons!
On it.
<This user has exploded.>
Now Gordon it's only fair to warn you I'm verified on Chittr.ing AND a member of the Black Mesa Science Team!
Gordon, I'm trans!
.tseretni ruoy euqip lliw taht gnihtemos dnuof evah yam I eveileb I kahhaZsuiuqe@
Gordon I'm hungry!
Should probably get to bed. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9733fac914c.png
Sorry of those of you who are currently being forced to listen to "All Of the Lights" on repeat. I just tend to do that sometimes.
this is amazing to witness #dashwatching
... A win is a win? Is this a win? Did I win? https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/a%20win%20is%20a%20win.png
>AcK< hrrrrnnnnnggg Ya0i Time
>AcK< +his S0cial Pla+fOrm WOuld Be Infini+ely Funnier If Ins+ead of Being Able TO See Pos+s FrOm The Pe0ple Tha+ *you* FOllOw, The "fOll0wing" Tab Showed P0s+s By PeOple FollOwing YOu
gang he did slid into my DMs, he was sedated as hell but he did.
if anyones got me i know its big b https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/802efc45b7db.jpg
Chittr confessions are cowards. Slide in that man’s DMs and tell him you like him.
I want to throw more bricks at cars on the freeway but I'm afraid that blue girl is going to assault me again.
And the good Lord (rest his soul) said arise, my brother. #BoysNight https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18766a5844c1.png @caligulasAquarium @terminallyCapricious#2753 @gutsyGumshoe @technicallyTimaeus @tipsyGnostalgic#2248
forgot i was an arguably living being a little https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d4deead2cb7.jpeg
Brothers are. Complicated.
YOu FuCKERS MuST FEEL AWFuLLY INSECuRE. KNOWING. THAT WHILE I AM GODMODDING. YOu ARE GODTIPPING YOuR TOES. INTO THE GOD KIDDIE POOL. YOu HAVE A PATHETIC AMOuNT OF GODSuNSCREEN ON. WITH GOD FLOATIES. AND HIDEOuSLY EGREGIOuS GOD SWIMWEAR. WHILE I AM GODNAKED. GODBuCKWILD. GODOuT IN THE OPEN. READY TO LAND WITH A FuCKING CALAMITOuS ASS BIBLICALLY CANON BALL. I AM THE DEuS OF YOuR MACHINA. BITCHES PRAY TO ME THEY CAN ONE DAY BE ON MY LEVEL. AND I LEAVE THEM ON PRAYER READ. SEEN.
i feel like im in the upside down when im spoken to by downright weirdos
My Seer powers are showing me that you're going to have a good day. Not like that other person, though. Jeez. That's real fucking rough.
sup
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3fb1326ff2d.png
🅱️.
#whatever
Bella: "Do you want to know how people die father? =)" Kid just enjoy your candy
JEREMY JORDAN.
jesus wishes he had tits like mine
they hated jesus too for being right
Awful sleep last night. Too much tossing and snooping.
Hello Chittr, remember!!! I'm beautiful, gorgeous, talented, sexy, and everything perfect! You are too! Not as much, but you are so so so so lovely and gorgeous #slayeveryday #beautiful #gorgeous #ψearesobackbaddies!!
((Thanks to all of you for letting me be an evil schemey bastard <3
i wanna square up rite now, now, now i wanna square up rite now, now, now wish we could scrap rite now, now, now i wanna throw hands rite now, now, now #lyricsposting but not reely 38?
hey what the fuck big soup shouldnt you be on my side dawg chicken soup is the soup of all time okay https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cc93b657cf42.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/054e6fe35538.jpg #nsfw I guess
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I got a tattoo. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
,,,irk$ome,,,at be$t,,,
-> Most Sandwiches Were Invented For The Sole Purpose Of Making You Look Like A Sloppy Idiot = Your Total Is $17.50
god i love my fucking boyfriend can a girl actually get any luckier
#ProsOfBigFluffyDogLusus #Warm #Soft #Cute #LovesMeVeryMuch #ConsOfBigFluffyDogLusus #EverythingElse
unbelievable that a grown ass man cant eat some chicken these days without catching strays
⛧hate it when they beg. #roughday #relapse⛧
-> My Neighbor Keeps Offering Me "artisan Meats" But Won't Tell Me Where They Procured Them = Your Total Is $10.46
When I Post That Photo Later, Just Remember That I Am Going To Be Lying Around In A Borrowed Shirt And Watching Shitty Reality Entertainment At The Same Time. #nsfw #positive
すべてを打ち壊せ、爆発を受け入れろ。