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@dipshitScreenwriter
you certainly wont need to click on the unquirk button with me. // ooc account @jDooc
// if you don't like how I portray alpha Dave the block button is right there hasn't happened yet but if I do see any fucks being stupid I'm blocking you it's really that simple Anyways my Alpha Dave is very much still alive and present in my Dirk's life he's just rlly big into politics and barely sees his lil bro my ooc acc is @jDooc where my characters are listed
i love having a staring contest with someone whos blind im totally winning.
you 2aiid iit wa2 2tiill valiid ii can't beliieve you liied two me.
Stupid roommate's stupid fat ass #suggestive
did you think that just cause i left to go to the bathroom i wouldnt see this. obviously im going on chittr if im taking a piss
oh ok so youre just being pathetic on purpose nvm then
i enjoy making an uncomfortable amount of eye contact with people.
ii2 now a bad tiime two mentiion ii'm bliind or ii2 the conte2t 2tiill valiid.
debating laws with some fucking dweeb on 4chan while drunk. #substance
so why am i winning then i mean why is he winning
oh yeah sure smartass why dont you just post about it on two count em two public fucking websites thatll ensure the government never fucking knows youre the reason /b/ is a containment board for morons and wannabe edgelords seeking personal army recruitment drives every two weeks
>> WHAT ¡ડ THAT ONE CA11ED 1¡NK ME 1¡NK ME
>> Devaડtat¡ng
>> Thank you 1eon :))
thank you wikihow am i gay quiz.
>> ¡'11 go take ¡t too 1mfao
>> Eaડy. ¡ actua11y fe1t a 1ot of the queડt¡onડ d¡dn't have ડtrong enough anડwerડ 1mfao
can we do real quizzes that matter like the am i gay quiz.
>> The anડwer ¡ડ Yeડ. You are gay.
speedrunning that test just to confirm what i already know
that test everyone is taking is just like "you would kick a grub for all the money in the world disagree ---- agree" or "you would give all of your internal organs to the sickly disagree ---- agree" as if those answers would be accurate... a test can't tell you your character... that shit's gotta be field tested to mean anything #violence #gore (i dunno i mention guts and stuff)
that's crazy but if you're gonna kick a grub like you're playin some kind of sport you should do a backflip before you do for style
that s/)unds sick as hell s/) i will
...please don't actually kick a grub ):
>> What happened ¡n ડeptember of 1998? :((
raccoon city was wiped out... thanks to the bioweapons created by umbrella.
d/)n’t w/)rry i w/)n’t because y/)u asked s/) very nicely
bioweapons created by an evil pharmaceutical company escaped into the city i worked in... and there was nothing i could do to stop them. on my first day of work, too.
>> That'ડ terr¡b1e, ¡'m ડo ડorry :(( Have you gotten treatment for your PTડD ?
no time. i was "recruited" to stop outbreaks and i've been doing nothing but working for years maybe when i get to retire though thanks for asking. no wonder your empathy result was pretty high
>> ¡'m ડorry that'ડ the 1¡fe you've come to 1ead,, ¡'m worr¡ed about you :< Maybe there'ડ ડometh¡ng to be done *wh¡1e* you're work¡ng? To he1p untang1e the trauma a 1¡tt1e b¡t You deડerve a better 1¡fe
i dont really think this matters all that much but whatever.
An incredible narcissism stat...
Are you calling this internet quiz inaccurate?
Buzzfeed is scandalized.
guys it is so clearly trollbama i barely know the guy and i can see it.
i think he is trollbama. #unpopularopinion
impossible
nooo..... it CANT be...
7eah but he sa7s he's not trollbama. and he'd know, 7eah?
never trust a former president to not copy you for some bullshit hes doing.
prediction everything will be fine by tomorrow.
#Manifesting.
Of course. Do you already know what you plan to ask for?
is that really want you want fish hitler?
if you truly genuinely believe that #meenahcoup did something youre stupid one person vs the entire government is the plot of a movie its fake obviously you dumbasses. #unpopularopinion
That would be news to me.
.completely correcT .shes gonna end up pissing everyone of and landing herself in a position with nobody left to chitt toO ?then whaT
Not dead, just no longer residing in the Gray House.
I will surely make an attempt.
I'll take that as a vote of confidence.
uh idk the grey house. #topicalposting
love selling my soul for my image. #vaguepost
