Not Barak Trollbama

Let me be clear, I am TOTALLY NOT former President Barak Trollbama. This is not an account run by former President Trollbama. I am a different guy, posting about a retirement that UNFORTUNATELY happens to coincide with the retirement declared by former President Barak Trollbama. However, if you do not want to see content that is not in relation to the policy and economic systems of FORMER PRESIDENT, BARAK TROLLBAMA, I suggest you add this account to whatever list you feel best fits, whether it be "ignore" or "block."

ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

guys im lying this #substance will likely knock me on my ass callie goes crazy with it

#substance

Kult: +29

Kull: +5

Total: 34

Ratio: 5.80

Kankri if he sucked

Vantasfailure.

Failed preacher, Failed vow, Failed legacy. Over all a Vantasfailure.

@clairvoyantGabble[CG]

6est 9f chittr

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Gay people have a whole month why do you need more hours

Kult: +47

Kull: +35

Total: 82

Ratio: 1.34

𝙶𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒

Wilted

Always blooming, but a Rose will eventually...

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

@eldritchTherapy[ET]

Homophobic much?

↩ @eldritchTherapy[ET]

A WHOLE MONTH

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Numith Patdox

@goldenAggregate[GA]

|i wish w3 had a wh𖦹l3 sw33p_

Kult: +5

Total: 5

DOCTOR MYRIAD!!

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

bisexual

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Rabies

This user has gone viral in more than one way.

@aberrantCalamity[AC]

What was that...??I WANT A WHOLE ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

HOMOPHO8E ON THE TIMELINE

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

𝙶𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒

Wilted

Always blooming, but a Rose will eventually...

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

transgender

love yourself

Shadow Chittr Money Gang

This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.

@eldritchTherapy[ET]

A month is not nearly long enough.

Larkso Eldran

Verified

A user of established repute

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

That is this user's badge.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

He Says, Looking Into The Mirror.

Next million dollar idea: The Jeremy Renner app but other people are also allowed to post.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Might start getting into woodworking. Who’s to say.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

is that someone fake posting as lord english? that’s fucking hilarious

Kult: +47

Kull: +30

Total: 77

Ratio: 1.57

Caspertame

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

I hope he plays hot to go...

Kult: +17

Total: 17

↩ @chillerAficionado[CA]

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> 1o1o1

Kult: +10

Total: 10

LORDE ANGUISH

@themanintheCardboardurn[TC]

I AM BUT SIMPLY. A PARODY. I WISH TO. SEEK MY LEAVE. HOW IS RETIREMENT? IF I MAY ASK.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

↩ @themanintheCardboardurn[TC]

Significantly better now that you have graced me with your presence.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

LORDE ANGUISH

@themanintheCardboardurn[TC]

IT IS BUT TEMPORARY. I SHALL. ALWAYS BE IN. THE BACKGROUND. SEEING. KNOWING. LOOKING SEEKING. READY FOR WHEN. THE PREVIOUS ACT DROPS.

Kult: +20

Total: 20

↩ @themanintheCardboardurn[TC]

II needed a laugh, thii2 ii2 actually fuckiing hiilariiou2. IIf you are not a 2uper powerful all knowiing entiity, make 2ure no one 2teal2 your food, that green text guy'2 kiinda of a 2piiteful jerk.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Games need to stop saying they're a "steep learning curve." That could mean anything. Are we talking Soulslike levels of bullshittery? Or do you just need to manage more than two resources at a time?

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

lux

@twinedArmageddons[TA]

thii2.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinedArmageddons[TA]

I’m glad you understand me.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Back in my day you could’ve caused a financial crisis with words like those.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

The banks probably don’t even have all your Caegars in their vault. You should go check.

Kult: +45

Kull: +40

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.13

Sylink Protah

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Of course they don't. I only keep enough there to be convenient.

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

You should go take all your money out. Just to be safe.

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Sylink Protah

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Well no bec★use th★t's inconvenient

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

this is why I keep all my caegars in my hive inside a mattress !!

↩ @cryhoundColortura[CC]

FUCK!!!!

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

are you. were you trying to take my caegars...

↩ @cryhoundColortura[CC]

WHY WOULD I BE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR CAEGARS I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

guys I think he was trying to take my 8ank caegars...

Exploding her with my mind. My poor desk…

Kult: +29

Kull: +20

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.45

idk

Meenah Peixes, You Know The Name

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

bad dream or something not barak trollbama

Verified

A user of established repute

#TeamRing

This user pulled off the greatest heist of the century.

@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

an unrelated regular human desk on earth-d i assume, naut barak trollbama?

Kull: +10

Total: 10

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

A terrible one. One I fear I must awaken from further before any work can be done.

↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

I cannot come up with a response with enough vitriol that makes clear the aspect that we are strangers, so I am merely typing this instead.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Is EdgeLord still at it

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

Just Nyrita

Verified

A user of established repute

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Remember Us

In your darkest moment, this user will help you.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

@bummelBoogie[BB]

when is he not

Caspertame

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

@chillerAficionado[CA]

He's falling in love w his Thralls, I think.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

We got EdgeLord Supreme over here. #dashwatching

#dashwatching

Kult: +50

Kull: +25

Total: 75

Ratio: 2.00

Lorn Ryder

Verified

A user of established repute

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

Remember Us

In your darkest moment, this user will help you.

@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Rah Rah Rah "I AM ALREADY HERE" like bruh you're Sid from Toy Story but less likeable

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @ambivalentGangsta[AG]

“I’m already here.” Alright well so am I.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ambivalentGangsta[AG]

𝘿𝘼𝙈𝘼𝙍𝘼 𝙈𝙀𝙂𝙄𝘿𝙊『美少女戦士』

Verified

A user of established repute

Forever, in spring.

This user's avid appreciation for East Alternian / Beforan culture will never fade!

bisexual

love yourself

@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

WWWWW

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Lorn Ryder

Verified

A user of established repute

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

transgender

love yourself

nonbinary

love yourself

Illumimenati

⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.

I Just Work Here

A Seven Eleven employee for the foreseeable future.

Remember Us

In your darkest moment, this user will help you.

@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

LMAO GOTTEM

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Caliborn "Makara"

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

transgender

love yourself

lesbian

there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@unyieldingUmbrage[UU]

YEAH OTHER MES ARE WEIRD IDK

Kult: +5

Total: 5

𝕛𝕠𝕙𝕟 𝕖𝕘𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥.

@eB[EB]

stealth re-chitt of a post i just saw. if only because i refuse to give Them™ the satisfaction of knowing i concur. type shit.

Kult: +22

Kull: +10

Total: 32

Ratio: 2.20

johnny windsock

@ectoBiologist[EB]

shit.

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

𝕛𝕠𝕙𝕟 𝕖𝕘𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕥.

@eB[EB]

shhhh. you'll attract them.

Just spent four hours learning how to “Water B*cket Clutch” in Minecraft. Retirement is going excellent.

#nsfw

Kult: +124

Kull: +65

Total: 189

Ratio: 1.91

↩ @sardonicCatharsis[SC]

Thank you, stranger I have never met but feel a strong emotional attachment to regardless.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

idk

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

@insufferablePrick[IP]

sorry misread you reminded me of a friend i used to know but youre dope also just in a newer first encounter sort of way

Kult: +12

Total: 12

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> ડame to you, ડtranger. 1o1

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @insufferablePrick[IP]

Thank you. You seem like a fine fellow as well.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

II haven't played block game iin a hot miinute.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

It is quite fun! I am entertained.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

II am thiinkiing about recreatiing Outpo2t #31 from Troll The Thiing iin block game.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

How interesting! Do keep me updated.

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

II can't thiink of anythiing whiich could po22iibly go wrong

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

BEAUTIFUL.

We’re pouring beers WHERE?

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

Eden McAfee

@lilacLagomorph[LL]

no one HAS to

If Q-Tips aren’t meant for my ear canals, why are they perfectly ear canal shaped?

Kult: +50

Kull: +45

Total: 95

Ratio: 1.11

I just think Big Q-Tip is lying.

D. Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

@timelessGadabout[TG]

bars my hearing is fine by the way

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot[MC]

They're actually slightly bigger. The perfect size would be a bit smaller to safely remove material without bashing it further in.

↩ @mechanicChariot[MC]

How much is Big Q-Tip paying you?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @mechanicChariot[MC]

I can’t blame you. That’s a great deal.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mechanicChariot[MC]

Luca Malgeri

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

@balefulBravo[BB]

Hey. That was funny.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @balefulBravo[BB]

Adam Graham

@mechanicChariot[MC]

Thank you, I appreciate that.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

H¡mero 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> Honeડt1y, ¡ th¡nk they have been advert¡ડed aડ be¡ng uડed for earડ before ¡t became 1¡ke, ડuper we11 known that they're actua11y bad for your earડ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sorry is that Bad Luck Brian

Kult: +5

Total: 5

GOOOOODNIGHT. Another reminder I am not Trollbama. I don't even like Striders. They're alright, I guess.

Kult: +30

Kull: +10

Total: 40

Ratio: 3.00

Sylink Protah

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Ok★y this genuinely might not be him.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

That's what I've been saying.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

oh wow earth-c is about to get obliterated huh

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

that’s crazy

Laika Harley

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

sorry what

↩ @uprootedGarden[UG]

it’s probably fine. president meenah probably has it covered, right?

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Laika Harley

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

nonbinary

love yourself

EMERGENCY MEETING

This user... is sus.

@uprootedGarden[UG]

duh obviously i'm just wondering what hat idiot is trying something and their location

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Vivian Alkemo

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@funnyStray[FS]

* what the fuck am i missing???

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

Callie.

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Vivian Alkemo

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

Yuri Official

This user officially supports Yuri.

@funnyStray[FS]

* ??????? * who?? what????

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Kult: +60

Kull: +30

Total: 90

Ratio: 2.00

It was @singularityManifest, by the way.

@singularityManifest

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Not D Strider

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

are you fucking copying my thing of being anonymous but also not.

↩ @dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

That’s hilarious; I truly didn’t have you in mind when making the premise of this account. Is what I would say if I knew what you were talking about.

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Not D Strider

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

yeah right shit post on your official account like a real man i have my reasons for being fake anonymous and they arent the same as yours.

↩ @dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

This is my official account. I don’t believe you own the monopoly of an account type. I don’t really care of your personal reasons.

↩ @barackObamant[BO]

Not D Strider

@dipshitScreenwriter[DS]

fuck its against my morals to threaten you because presumably youre a normal person but i wanna threaten you.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

gloomweiss

H͇o͇r͇r͇o͇r͇ R͇i͇n͇g͇

T͇h͇i͇s͇ u͇s͇e͇r͇ h͇a͇s͇ g͇o͇t͇ a͇ f͇r͇i͇e͇n͇d͇ i͇n͇s͇i͇d͇e͇. m͇e͇.

Scoutmartyr's Honor

This user has peaked every mountain, crossed every valley, trekked across terrain thought impossible, and in this venerable stride, has decorated her sash with every badge of honor.

Fleethoofed

This user bears the insignia of the Fleethoof Troop.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

its importannt to always carry a flare or somethinng to start a fire, for signnal smoke, juust inn case youu get lost..

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00