Not Barak Trollbama
@barackObamant
NOT former President Barak Trollbama, who is residing in Earth-D.
guys im lying this #substance will likely knock me on my ass callie goes crazy with it
Gay people have a whole month why do you need more hours
What was that...??I WANT A WHOLE ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Next million dollar idea: The Jeremy Renner app but other people are also allowed to post.
Might start getting into woodworking. Who’s to say.
is that someone fake posting as lord english? that’s fucking hilarious
I AM BUT SIMPLY. A PARODY. I WISH TO. SEEK MY LEAVE. HOW IS RETIREMENT? IF I MAY ASK.
Significantly better now that you have graced me with your presence.
IT IS BUT TEMPORARY. I SHALL. ALWAYS BE IN. THE BACKGROUND. SEEING. KNOWING. LOOKING SEEKING. READY FOR WHEN. THE PREVIOUS ACT DROPS.
II needed a laugh, thii2 ii2 actually fuckiing hiilariiou2. IIf you are not a 2uper powerful all knowiing entiity, make 2ure no one 2teal2 your food, that green text guy'2 kiinda of a 2piiteful jerk.
Games need to stop saying they're a "steep learning curve." That could mean anything. Are we talking Soulslike levels of bullshittery? Or do you just need to manage more than two resources at a time?
Back in my day you could’ve caused a financial crisis with words like those.
The banks probably don’t even have all your Caegars in their vault. You should go check.
Of course they don't. I only keep enough there to be convenient.
this is why I keep all my caegars in my hive inside a mattress !!
WHY WOULD I BE TRYING TO TAKE YOUR CAEGARS I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU
Exploding her with my mind. My poor desk…
an unrelated regular human desk on earth-d i assume, naut barak trollbama?
A terrible one. One I fear I must awaken from further before any work can be done.
I cannot come up with a response with enough vitriol that makes clear the aspect that we are strangers, so I am merely typing this instead.
Is EdgeLord still at it
He's falling in love w his Thralls, I think.
We got EdgeLord Supreme over here. #dashwatching
Rah Rah Rah "I AM ALREADY HERE" like bruh you're Sid from Toy Story but less likeable
Just spent four hours learning how to “Water B*cket Clutch” in Minecraft. Retirement is going excellent.
Thank you, stranger I have never met but feel a strong emotional attachment to regardless.
sorry misread you reminded me of a friend i used to know but youre dope also just in a newer first encounter sort of way
II haven't played block game iin a hot miinute.
II am thiinkiing about recreatiing Outpo2t #31 from Troll The Thiing iin block game.
We’re pouring beers WHERE?
If Q-Tips aren’t meant for my ear canals, why are they perfectly ear canal shaped?
They're actually slightly bigger. The perfect size would be a bit smaller to safely remove material without bashing it further in.
Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.
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GOOOOODNIGHT. Another reminder I am not Trollbama. I don't even like Striders. They're alright, I guess.
Ok★y this genuinely might not be him.
oh wow earth-c is about to get obliterated huh
duh obviously i'm just wondering what hat idiot is trying something and their location
It was @singularityManifest, by the way.
That’s hilarious; I truly didn’t have you in mind when making the premise of this account. Is what I would say if I knew what you were talking about.
This is my official account. I don’t believe you own the monopoly of an account type. I don’t really care of your personal reasons.
Trollbama ousted on #Pride is crazy. Really makes you think.
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NO THE M!PREG THING FUCK
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