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ok so i tend to be really gay on main massive fucking homo so for the record i love womens tits just as much as mens #suggestive #substance
6est 9f chittr
CAN'T A SWEATY BITCH ONEECHAN. TAKE A STABBATICAL. WITHOuT IT BEING A FEDERAL FuCKING ISSuE. YOu ALL WANT WOMEN IN POWER. EMPOWERMENT. BuT WHAT ABOuT WHEN SHE WANTS AN EMPOWERMINuTE TO HER FuCKING SELF. SOME OF YOu. ARE DANGEROuSLY ILL EQuIPPED. TO BE LEADERS. AND OTHERS. ARE SIMPLY FuCKING LARPERS. SOMEHOW. YOu MANAGE TO BE BOTH. IN ONE FELL FINFACED FuCKING SWOOP. ABSOLuTELY DETRITuS.
FOUND A PIC OF U IRL BTW
sorry i act weird when im uncomfortable and also when im comfortable
any dream you have that involves pickled figs is merely a pickled fig themed premonition this too shall pass but pickled figs are forever…
ptsd (pussy thats so delicious)
I got that dog in me, 8ut something's fucking wrong with it, I think it's got parvo.
II needed a laugh, thii2 ii2 actually fuckiing hiilariiou2. IIf you are not a 2uper powerful all knowiing entiity, make 2ure no one 2teal2 your food, that green text guy'2 kiinda of a 2piiteful jerk.
IT IS BUT TEMPORARY. I SHALL. ALWAYS BE IN. THE BACKGROUND. SEEING. KNOWING. LOOKING SEEKING. READY FOR WHEN. THE PREVIOUS ACT DROPS.
I HAVE. DONE MY WORK HERE. IT IS TIME. TO ONCE. AGAIN. MANIPULATE THE SHADOWS. SUCH A WASTE.
I AM BUT SIMPLY. A PARODY. I WISH TO. SEEK MY LEAVE. HOW IS RETIREMENT? IF I MAY ASK.
>> 1o1o1
four lords and seven seers ago - babraham twinkoln
I hope he plays hot to go...
ooooo thue fixed blockign while i was ded #epicsauce
Yeah, it's like my curse or something.
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man whys everyone gotta be yearning so goddamn hard right when im having mad lady troubles but like cryptic ass ransom note style problems none of the fun lady troubles you can talk to your gay best friend or like eridanest friend i want people to clamshell phones and go gurllllll what are you doinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn not you should call the police or change the locks
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Don't Tell Me That There Is A Man With A Mullet In My Notifications. I Will Pretend I Do Not See This, Because I Am Healed. #serene
He's falling in love w his Thralls, I think.
YEAH OTHER MES ARE WEIRD IDK
LMAO GOTTEM
WWWWW
Rah Rah Rah "I AM ALREADY HERE" like bruh you're Sid from Toy Story but less likeable
Ju2t ba2iic troll decency you know.
wait a minute you're so right...
you could iin2tead bliindly follow 2omeone who clearly ii2n't and never ha2 been trollbama, 2ome troll completely at random liike @barackObamant
ahah shucks thanks youre such a swell guy not barak trollbama
stealth re-chitt of a post i just saw. if only because i refuse to give Them™ the satisfaction of knowing i concur. type shit.
false hope inspired captioning that shit like bonfire lit from dark souls
how i feel telling somebody i disagree with they can get fucked knowing damn well they cant otherwise they wouldnt be on this website posting dumb shit
II can't thiink of anythiing whiich could po22iibly go wrong
II am thiinkiing about recreatiing Outpo2t #31 from Troll The Thiing iin block game.
II haven't played block game iin a hot miinute.
sorry misread you reminded me of a friend i used to know but youre dope also just in a newer first encounter sort of way
>> ડame to you, ડtranger. 1o1
>> ¡ don't know what that meanડ or why ¡t'ડ marked #nડfw but ¡'m ડo g1ad you're do¡ng we11o
Man, fuck all y'all's cheap ass fucking 8eers. I pour str8 Macallan on my shit. We are not the same, 8rokies! #suggestive #casualflex
Can someone remind me what the legal punishment for speaking out against the empire is, I'm getting tired of running and this cowboy needs motivation. -🐎
((bonus: comment left on the og post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0818a1575600.png #nsfw
Hey. That was funny.
>> Honeડt1y, ¡ th¡nk they have been advert¡ડed aડ be¡ng uડed for earડ before ¡t became 1¡ke, ડuper we11 known that they're actua11y bad for your earડ
Unlimited Q-Tips and endless permission to put as many in my ears as I please. It's awesome.
bars my hearing is fine by the way
I do believe the predicament that previous rulership ended up in with the hostile takeover situation may create a strong sympathy vote if we *were* to call for an election right about now. I was going to ask @barackObamant about this matter, but then I realised he's not @barackObama whatsoever, so that would be dumb of me to do.
B33 < meow B33 < they said leaning against a wall all relaxed n shit
*e★ting ★nother lemon like ★n ★pple* Dude turn on the tv ★ny ch★nnel they hit the fucking pent★gon (I forgot to mention it's 2001 ★nd we're on e★rth)
The PNGS saved to my computer deciding they want to take up more space:
Presidential candidate Barack Obama??? ...But grey???
Aw, thanks, Not Barak. If only he were here to confirm that, but hey, he's livin' it up somewhere I'm sure.
Ok★y this genuinely might not be him.
Since Trollbama's on vacay, just another reminder to y'all. Take your meds if you haven't yet, and remember you're just tired--your friends don't hate you.
Amen. []<
SeeIng bro go Im jerkIng my dIck crazy style #nsfw sandwhIched between trollbama retIrement posts Is brIngIng tears to my eyes. []<
You ever try doIng a bankaI wIth that sword I thInk It would be way cooler. []<
I do not believe them.
I believe you.
You know. I kind of missed my bedroom.
My ne⚔t dr★wing will be sick ★nd fucked up. I will dr★w it using vertic★l lines inste★d of horizont★l.
nooo..... it CANT be...
impossible
I just feel like this is one of those #events that we forget happen in three or so days. #exceptmeimnotallowedtoforgetanything
GOD I JUST CONSTANTLY NEED TO KEEP THE SPRAY BOTTLE OUT WITH YOU PEOPLE.
1f your only AttAck on me 1s thAt 1m short then l1ke where hAve you been
hoe A1nt no fuck1n wAy you got clown rAb1es
you know whAt 1 could be pres1dent s1nce were just sAy1ng whoever
gonna have to go through my legion of gods who are rooting for me first #dashwatching
You ★ren't gonn★ do shit.
-=[ccan i be president_☺]=-
unironically yeah shy dirk would be a better president than... current
PRES1DENT MEENAH? WHY YES, 1 D0 TH1NK THE NEW PRES1DENT 1S MEAN.
hey you Do pretty well Despite that! if anything it gives your art a haunting feel yknow? its straight up Money :o)
One downside of the progr★m I use to doodle is th★t I c★n't re★lly e★sily blend, which is something I w★nt to try ★t some point. We'll cross th★t river when we get to it though.
I don't re★lly h★ve ★ title for this one, I just liked the colors ★nd ★lso it kind★ m★de my eyes unfocused while I w★s doodling it.
can yall act like facebook moms in my comments
its importannt to always carry a flare or somethinng to start a fire, for signnal smoke, juust inn case youu get lost..
[|87 :: Hmmm 1 have met qu;te the wealthy ;nvestor as of recent…perhaps buy;n out tr;cell could rebound th;s operat;on…
// trust me if this were after sara won the session she would GLADLY let yall resettle on Earth S
X ᛁ ᚲᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᚷᛟ ᛏᛟ ᚹᚨᚱ, ᛁ ᚲᛟᚢᛚᛞ ᚹᛁᛈᛖ ᚦᛖ ᛟᚢᛖᚱᚦᚱᛟᚹᛖᚱ ᛟᚢᛏ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚨ ᛊᛁᛜᛚᛖ ᛈᚱᛖᛊᛊ ᛟᚠ ᚨ ᛒᚢᛏᛏᛟᚾ. ᛁᛏ’ᛞ ᛒᛖ ᛟᚢᛖᚱ ᛁᚾ ᚨ ᛊᛖᚲᛟᚾᛞ, ᛒᛟᛗᛒᚨᚱᛞ ᚦᛖ ᚷᚱᛖᛁ ᚺᛟᚢᛊᛖ ᚹᛁᚦ ᚨᚾᛏᛁ ᛗᚨᛏᛏᛖᚱ ᛖᚲᛊᛈᛚᛟᛊᛁᚢᛖᛊ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛖᚢᛖᚱᛁᛟᚾᛖ’ᛊ ᚨᛚᛚ ᚷᛟᚾᛖ ᚨᛊ ᚢᚾᚹᛁᛚᛚᛁᛜ ᛊᚨᚲᚱᛁᚠᛁᚲᛖᛊ ᛏᛟ ᛟᛞᛁᚾᚾᛖ. #violence #war x
Something import★nt lost to time.
[|87 :: As a med;culler ;t ;s my duty to heal those who are s;ck or ;njured. Regardless of current adm;n;strat;on. We are ;n a new age of pol;t;cal ;nstab;l;ty, but fret not as 1 w;ll cont;nue my ;nter-d;mens;onal cl;n;c serv;ces to the best of my ab;l;t;es.
My mistake.
Apollogies. What the Fuck is Subaru
oh yeah, we call patrick subaru around here
R3s1gn3d. 3ff3ct1v3 1mm3d14t3ly.
X Same thing that happened to the hopes of earth c’s economy boom, down the drain. x
My garden is utterly flourishing, tonight is a good night indeed.
X In other news: Have you ever wanted to see cool new places and fight against the powers that be? Join the Callie Mallie Chittr Militia today! #violence x
X Blame that one meenah alt, literally went and did like one of the few things I have to pull pit for. x
[I AM PA#KING MY BAG$ A$ I WRITE THI$]
X Hello. I’m here with some sad news ladies, gents, and everything in between Due to the recent events on Earth C Callie Mallie Entertainment will be pulling all assets and investments from Earth C. This includes but is not limited to: The Callie Mallie Mega Factory Complex The CME distillery The CME HRT facilities The CME Stimulant production facilities The CME Cannabis Production Facilities And the CME Void Rot Therapy Clinic You may continue ordering your prescriptions online should you be affected by this, sorry. #meenahcoup x
How life st★rts feeling when you ★ccept your re★lity.
ocray well thats clearly naut trollbama
IT'S ALL GOING TO CRASH AND BURN EVENTUALLY.
i d0.
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thanks random dude
anemoneway naut gonna acshoally be posting a lot aboat this whole thing cuz, like, i do acshoally plan on doin this job. the president thing.
#notm7president. be(ause he's some other unrelated gu7
trollbamatail deputy of chittrclan wil haf nice retirement furrom bein purresident and run da clan with pounce at his own tiem! trollbamatail deserve vacation! pouncestar can run clan :))
Choose to think wh★t you w★nt. I don't know you.
Oh my god he's ★ fucking genius #d★shw★tching