
girls cant kiss girls theres an invisible forcefield in the way. but my #presidentialvow is to get rid of that forcefield

I can get 8ehind this one

this is why meenah is the best president and you should all stop complaining about pointless shit
under trollbama’s administration rankmaid woulda never let that happen that’s all i’ll say

whale rankmaid is GON-E. and i have to pick up the gay pieces she left behind

CAN'T A SWEATY BITCH ONEECHAN. TAKE A STABBATICAL. WITHOuT IT BEING A FEDERAL FuCKING ISSuE. YOu ALL WANT WOMEN IN POWER. EMPOWERMENT. BuT WHAT ABOuT WHEN SHE WANTS AN EMPOWERMINuTE TO HER FuCKING SELF. SOME OF YOu. ARE DANGEROuSLY ILL EQuIPPED. TO BE LEADERS. AND OTHERS. ARE SIMPLY FuCKING LARPERS. SOMEHOW. YOu MANAGE TO BE BOTH. IN ONE FELL FINFACED FuCKING SWOOP. ABSOLuTELY DETRITuS.

she can take a break all she wants thats FIN-E the fact remains shes naut here right now and im pickin up the gay in the meantime. didnt say it was a cod dam issue im ACKNOWL-EDGING it

OH. OH WHAT A FuCKING STRuGGLE THAT MuCH MuST BE FOR YOu. MEENAH PEIXES. HAVING TO PICK uP THE GAY. VRISKA SERKET MuST BE DEVASTATED THAT IT IS YOu HANDLING HER ISSuES. YOu DO REALIZE. BEING PRESIDENT HAS ALWAYS MEANT. CATERING TO ALMIGHTY BIG GAY. DID YOu NOT CONSuLT THE DIAGRAMS. FROM THE PREVIOuS ADMINISTRATION. ON WHAT GAY RESPONSIBILITIES YOu WOuLD HAVE. WHAT GAY POLICIES. YOuR BITCH ASS WOuLD HAVE TO ENACT. WHAT GAYMERGENCIES. AND GAY CRISES. CONFRONT THE NATION OF EARTH C TODAY. OR DID YOu JuST SEE THE SEA PuN. AND HOP ON THE COuP DISGRACE BANDWAGON. AND EMBARASS YOuRSELF. FOR A PERPETuAL HuMILIATION RITuAL. MEETS COMBINATION DEGREDATION FETISH. IN FRONT OF MILLIONS. WHO TAKE THIS SERIFISHLY.
you know what... maybe i was too quick to judge
you’re tell1ng me there was an 1nv1s1ble barr1er th1s whole t1me unt1l just now

moor like it went there when trollbama left and i just fixed it youre whalecome

