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(alpha) David E. Strider

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@snowflameKinnie

the hella cool director and creator behind sbahj yes the e stands for elizabeth i am so many fucking drugs man (Alpha Dave)

Blood: RustKult Score: 771Kull Score: 55515 followers13 following

fuck yeah concrete #substance

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Total: 10

hear me out the worst a blonde bob wig looks the more the person in it looks like he man #substance

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

bad news 4 tyrler the creatr

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Total: 5

who wants life advice im coked the fuck up so itll probably be the worst advice youll ever get but its free #substance #substance

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Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40

how long have i been in europe i dont remember any of it anything i think i got mugged that was a few days ago #substance

Kult: +30
Kull: +30
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.00
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

you need an intervention

@techhDogg[TD]

what for dude #substance

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

memory as bad as the seniors, gramps

@techhDogg[TD]

im pretty sure it was the copious amount of drugs i did #substance #substance

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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

no fucking shit thats why i said you nee d an intervention

@techhDogg[TD]

oh about that yeah dont bother just let me enjoy my last not quite a decade left to live #substance

guess whos in europe now #substance

Kult: +15
Kull: +15
Total: 30
Ratio: 1.00
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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲▲the fuck do you mean substance what does that have to do with it??▼▼

am i sober am i high you dont know and i dont know either #substance #substance

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
Knotty
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@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲huh▼

holy fuck what day is it #substance

Kult: +24
Kull: +15
Total: 39
Ratio: 1.60

Wednesday, July 7th

a Good day 🐴🎀💕 for yu frind maplehoof hope 🍎❤️❤️❤️

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@mapleHoof[MH]

holy shit its a great day now best day this year #substance

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oh shit im not dead yet #substance

whats everyones favourite drug ill go first i like cocaine #substance #substance

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Total: 30
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Dave Hour
go my davelings.
@techhDogg[TD]

molly #substance

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Total: 5
@techhDogg[TD]

hell yeah #substance

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Total: 5

you got it maybe i should get a side gig as a dealer id probably invite everyone to my hotels to watch my shit ass films and get fucked up it be awesome #substance #substance

ok so i tend to be really gay on main massive fucking homo so for the record i love womens tits just as much as mens #suggestive #substance

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fuck it who wants to to do drugs with me and watch shitty movies open invite #substance #substance

Kult: +22
Kull: +15
Total: 37
Ratio: 1.47
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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

how shitty of a movie

i directed them hard to get shittier then that #substance

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Feathery Asshole
despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
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MissingNo.
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@turntechGodbird[TG]

sounds about right yea

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Total: 5

thinking about coke #substance #substance

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Total: 9

ok but being real here thats a shit ton of striders i dont know if you can have too many striders but if you can its too late at night to figure it out but we should figure out how many is to many but another day not now it can be like some shitty ass science experiment #substance

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Total: 17

what if i also posted #substance

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i just opened youtube to the greatest thing ever holy shit https://youtu.be/13pgxOCHKh0?list=RD13pgxOCHKh0 #substance

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anyone want to know about the strider rizz method its really simple you just please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please #substance

Kult: +97
Kull: +60
Total: 157
Ratio: 1.62
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This user vacillates pale pink.
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
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@turophileGibber[TG]

works like a charm too

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Total: 5

you look damn comfortable iin your pfp. II am ju2t gonna lay down here and contemplate how II could dupliicate that level of comfort.

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Total: 4
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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@knightGeneticist[KG]

THE FACT THAT I STOPPED TO ACTUALLY READ THIS JUST PROVES HOW WELL THIS WORKS.. FUCK..

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Total: 10
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Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@turntechGoddouche[TG]

what the fuck am i looking at

you are cooked.

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Knotty
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Had to be there.
Survived the security certificate expiration event.
@knightGeneticist[KG]

WELL YEAH I KNEW THAT. I’M GOING TO MARRY MY DAVE SO IT’S NOT A SURPRISE. BUT THE FACT THAT I STILL DO THIS WITH EVERY DAVE IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING..

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Thii2 ii2 what happen2 when one of u2 ha2 ample tiime, nearly iinfiiniite re2ource2, and ii2n't con2tantly maniipulated or tryiing two fiix everyone el2e'2 2hiit for them. The two tower2 iin the front make up my clu2ter blade beehou2e maiinframe 2y2tem, each of them computiing the iinver2e of the other, wiith the 2mall clu2ter frame iin the rear doiing data checkiing between the two tower2 two en2ure each ii2 calculatiing the oppo2iite of the other. they are cyrogeniically cooled u2iing liiquiid heliium and the worker bee2 2wap tower2 two make 2ure no one worker bee doe2 two much of the 2ame work. 2o far iit'2 been my be2t de2iign. The worker bee2 de2piite beiing cryo cooled are operatiing at normal body temp, and iif the cooliing 2y2tem 2hould faiil, they wiill throttle back wiithout explodiing, the cooliing ii2 priimariily there two make 2ure the frame2 them2elve2 do not melt down.

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Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i. what. what

II a22ure you that a more proper and detaiiled explanatiion would explode mo2t people'2 thiinkpan2, let'2 prevent that. ju2t know II have legiit and totally not iillegal copiie2 of every 2iingle uniiver2e'2 Alterniian and Earth Human computer and viideo game2 iif you are down two play any.

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Total: 5
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Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
transgender
love yourself
h0m0sexual
there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@turntechGoddouche[TG]

… ok thats kind of sick and i will keep this in mind

Kult: +5
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what if i made another film with the gamma turned all the way up #substance

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Total: 20
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Chittrclan
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@barackObama[BO]

What the hell, sure.

@barackObama[BO]

damn thanks trollbama its so cool to know you see my vision or at least support it #substance

Kult: +5
Total: 5

morning had a dream about an old guy that could put me in a chokehold and was pretty damn feminine he actually did put me in a chokehold while wearing a dress best dream ever hot im being very normal about it dude #suggestive #substance

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Kull: +2
Total: 9
Ratio: 3.50

mmm men but trend edition

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god old men feminine men men that can put me in a choke hold men #suggestive #substance

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Total: 105
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i aint gay but.

how old are you #substance

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Prancing, dancing, behooving the skies above.
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This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.
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Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
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Nothing like a breakfast staple, enjoyed at any time.
@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Y⚣u get it 030

43 years young or some bullshit.

oh shit same age no idea how you havent had some kind of oh shit i like guys moment i had mine when i was shit 23 i think i might have been 28 i cant keep track of time i thought i was 39 until a couple days ago lost 3 whole years wait fuck thats 4 years #substance

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
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Knotty
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This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.
@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

I will be re-chitting this promptly.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

me fr dude i dont know what i am i just fuck whoever i feel like. #nsfw

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Total: 5

god i need to fuck that old man #nsfw #substance

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Total: 67
Ratio: 1.48

what old man i gotta see this.

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Total: 5

ok i lied theres more than 1 but you have to fucking guess which ones no ones getting me to spill which old dudes im simping for unless those guys dm me then its all over because holy fuck i will not be able to control myself hot damn #substance

im not active or conscious enough right now to guess just dm who they are i aint gonna take em or tell anyone.

let me finish my breadsticks first #substance

kay.