(alpha) David E. Strider
@snowflameKinnie
the hella cool director and creator behind sbahj yes the e stands for elizabeth i am so many fucking drugs man (Alpha Dave)
guess whos in europe now #substance
▲▲the fuck do you mean substance what does that have to do with it??▼▼
am i sober am i high you dont know and i dont know either #substance #substance
holy fuck what day is it #substance
whats everyones favourite drug ill go first i like cocaine #substance #substance
ayoo give some rhat dude im being in need loke roght low
you got it maybe i should get a side gig as a dealer id probably invite everyone to my hotels to watch my shit ass films and get fucked up it be awesome #substance #substance
fuck it who wants to to do drugs with me and watch shitty movies open invite #substance #substance
how shitty of a movie
what if i made another film with the gamma turned all the way up #substance
What the hell, sure.
damn thanks trollbama its so cool to know you see my vision or at least support it #substance
god old men feminine men men that can put me in a choke hold men #suggestive #substance
oh shit same age no idea how you havent had some kind of oh shit i like guys moment i had mine when i was shit 23 i think i might have been 28 i cant keep track of time i thought i was 39 until a couple days ago lost 3 whole years wait fuck thats 4 years #substance
god i need to fuck that old man #nsfw #substance
ok i lied theres more than 1 but you have to fucking guess which ones no ones getting me to spill which old dudes im simping for unless those guys dm me then its all over because holy fuck i will not be able to control myself hot damn #substance
i just accidently ordered 50 bucks worth of bread sticks no regrets this is the greatest mistake in history fuck it this wasnt a mistake this was a happy little accident #substance
MAN IS IT #FOODHOUR OR WHAT?
nah man but it is breadstick heaven up in here i am rolling in these breadsticks #substance
today i learned that im not 39 im fucking 43 where the fuck did those 3 and a half years come from #substance
ha ha shit you and me both i forgot i was born in 74 not like 70 what year is it for you im curious
being real i have no clue and i dont feel like checking so as far as i know its still 2000 even though that was years ago #substance
yeah but its been a long ass time since his death rose comforts me about it sometimes still and ill listen to her yearnings for someone she says shell never get to meet so were even #substance
im assuming youre a me who uh didnt kick the coke habit after the third OD #substance
oh i am way past that but whatever everything is fucked all i got in life is hanging out with my sister doing drugs and doing hookers when my sister isnt around and making movies cant forget my movies #substance #nsfw #substance
ok if anyone wants to get fucked up seven ways to sunday we can get blasted on crack and wash it down with booze and watch some godawful movies feels like that kind of day #substance #substance
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oh hell yeah it will be the biggest event between two people ever its going to be like one of those house parties you see in movies but only me and another cool guy #substance
shit ok man im sober were good were fucking gucci we couldnt be better if we fucking tried man i am doing the best of bestest right now damn #substance
snowflamekinnie? more like snowflake kinnie, stop being sober immediately #substance
oh shit that was actually sugar not coke oh god oww ow oww someone get rose director down oh fuck #substance #substance
Come on, Strider. You're too old for this. Presumably. I don't think you're mine, actually, but whatever.
probably not but im cant be that much different maybe a bit cooler and sure im almost 40 but age doesnt mean i cant mix up a bag of sugar and coke seriously lalonde they were literally next to each other on the counter and labeled drugs in black sharpie i thought both were drugs i fucked around and found out dont trust sharpies #substance #substance
As funny as it is labeling your drugs "DRUGS," and as funny as it is labeling your sugar "DRUGS," you don't have to be a dark sorceress to realize that those are two bits not to be mixed.
we both know im still going to label them both drugs but lesson learned taste shit before you put it up your nose #substance