(alpha) David E. Strider
@snowflameKinnie
the hella cool director and creator behind sbahj yes the e stands for elizabeth i am so many fucking drugs man (Alpha Dave)
drunk again at 3 pm in the evening lonelyl #substance
im coked up if you want to watch movies also 3pm is the afternoon not evening sometimes its the morning #substance #substance
shutup
morning woke up hung over
damn i woke up hour ago still high high as a fucking kite #substance #substance
how long have i been in europe i dont remember any of it anything i think i got mugged that was a few days ago #substance
oh about that yeah dont bother just let me enjoy my last not quite a decade left to live #substance
guess whos in europe now #substance
▲▲the fuck do you mean substance what does that have to do with it??▼▼
am i sober am i high you dont know and i dont know either #substance #substance
holy fuck what day is it #substance
a Good day 🐴🎀💕 for yu frind maplehoof hope 🍎❤️❤️❤️
whats everyones favourite drug ill go first i like cocaine #substance #substance
fuck it who wants to to do drugs with me and watch shitty movies open invite #substance #substance
how shitty of a movie
what if i made another film with the gamma turned all the way up #substance
What the hell, sure.
damn thanks trollbama its so cool to know you see my vision or at least support it #substance
god old men feminine men men that can put me in a choke hold men #suggestive #substance
oh shit same age no idea how you havent had some kind of oh shit i like guys moment i had mine when i was shit 23 i think i might have been 28 i cant keep track of time i thought i was 39 until a couple days ago lost 3 whole years wait fuck thats 4 years #substance
god i need to fuck that old man #nsfw #substance
ok i lied theres more than 1 but you have to fucking guess which ones no ones getting me to spill which old dudes im simping for unless those guys dm me then its all over because holy fuck i will not be able to control myself hot damn #substance
i just accidently ordered 50 bucks worth of bread sticks no regrets this is the greatest mistake in history fuck it this wasnt a mistake this was a happy little accident #substance
MAN IS IT #FOODHOUR OR WHAT?
nah man but it is breadstick heaven up in here i am rolling in these breadsticks #substance
today i learned that im not 39 im fucking 43 where the fuck did those 3 and a half years come from #substance
ha ha shit you and me both i forgot i was born in 74 not like 70 what year is it for you im curious
being real i have no clue and i dont feel like checking so as far as i know its still 2000 even though that was years ago #substance
its either 2013 or 2017 for you
im trapped in fuckin 97 so it seems
yeah are you also gay for john crocker who is dead and i miss him
yeah but its been a long ass time since his death rose comforts me about it sometimes still and ill listen to her yearnings for someone she says shell never get to meet so were even #substance
im assuming youre a me who uh didnt kick the coke habit after the third OD #substance
oh i am way past that but whatever everything is fucked all i got in life is hanging out with my sister doing drugs and doing hookers when my sister isnt around and making movies cant forget my movies #substance #nsfw #substance