(alpha) David E. Strider

Daraya Jonjet

5 days ago

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲▲the fuck do you mean substance what does that have to do with it??▼▼

(alpha) David E. Strider

5 days ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

am i sober am i high you dont know and i dont know either #substance #substance

Daraya Jonjet

5 days ago

@apatheticApostacy[AA]

▲huh▼

Kris

6 days ago

@unchainedDecay[UD]

Wednesday, July 7th

Maplehoof

6 days ago

@mapleHoof[MH]

a Good day 🐴🎀💕 for yu frind maplehoof hope 🍎❤️❤️❤️

(alpha) David E. Strider

6 days ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

holy shit its a great day now best day this year #substance

dave.

2 weeks ago

@techhDogg[TD]

molly #substance

(alpha) David E. Strider

2 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

hell yeah #substance

m & m

2 weeks ago

@daveStrider[DS]

ayoo give some rhat dude im being in need loke roght low

(alpha) David E. Strider

2 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

you got it maybe i should get a side gig as a dealer id probably invite everyone to my hotels to watch my shit ass films and get fucked up it be awesome #substance #substance

m & m

2 weeks ago

@daveStrider[DS]

helel eyah lets do tbis

des

2 weeks ago

@turntechGodbird[TG]

how shitty of a movie

(alpha) David E. Strider

2 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

i directed them hard to get shittier then that #substance

des

2 weeks ago

@turntechGodbird[TG]

sounds about right yea

dolli p. strider

3 weeks ago

@turophileGibber[TG]

works like a charm too

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

3 weeks ago

@twinAmnesias[TA]

you look damn comfortable iin your pfp. II am ju2t gonna lay down here and contemplate how II could dupliicate that level of comfort.

Karkat Vantas

3 weeks ago

@knightGeneticist[KG]

THE FACT THAT I STOPPED TO ACTUALLY READ THIS JUST PROVES HOW WELL THIS WORKS.. FUCK..

D Strider

3 weeks ago

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

what the fuck am i looking at

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

3 weeks ago

@twinAmnesias[TA]

you are cooked.

Karkat Vantas

3 weeks ago

@knightGeneticist[KG]

WELL YEAH I KNEW THAT. I’M GOING TO MARRY MY DAVE SO IT’S NOT A SURPRISE. BUT THE FACT THAT I STILL DO THIS WITH EVERY DAVE IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING..

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

3 weeks ago

@twinAmnesias[TA]

Thii2 ii2 what happen2 when one of u2 ha2 ample tiime, nearly iinfiiniite re2ource2, and ii2n't con2tantly maniipulated or tryiing two fiix everyone el2e'2 2hiit for them. The two tower2 iin the front make up my clu2ter blade beehou2e maiinframe 2y2tem, each of them computiing the iinver2e of the other, wiith the 2mall clu2ter frame iin the rear doiing data checkiing between the two tower2 two en2ure each ii2 calculatiing the oppo2iite of the other. they are cyrogeniically cooled u2iing liiquiid heliium and the worker bee2 2wap tower2 two make 2ure no one worker bee doe2 two much of the 2ame work. 2o far iit'2 been my be2t de2iign. The worker bee2 de2piite beiing cryo cooled are operatiing at normal body temp, and iif the cooliing 2y2tem 2hould faiil, they wiill throttle back wiithout explodiing, the cooliing ii2 priimariily there two make 2ure the frame2 them2elve2 do not melt down.

D Strider

3 weeks ago

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i. what. what

Sollux "Thorax" Captor

3 weeks ago

@twinAmnesias[TA]

II a22ure you that a more proper and detaiiled explanatiion would explode mo2t people'2 thiinkpan2, let'2 prevent that. ju2t know II have legiit and totally not iillegal copiie2 of every 2iingle uniiver2e'2 Alterniian and Earth Human computer and viideo game2 iif you are down two play any.

D Strider

3 weeks ago

@turntechGoddouche[TG]

… ok thats kind of sick and i will keep this in mind

Barak Trollbama

3 weeks ago

@barackObama[BO]

What the hell, sure.

(alpha) David E. Strider

3 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

damn thanks trollbama its so cool to know you see my vision or at least support it #substance

i aint gay but.

(alpha) David E. Strider

3 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

how old are you #substance

Glave Valkyrie

3 weeks ago

@onewingedFudanshi[OF]

Y⚣u get it 030

43 years young or some bullshit.

(alpha) David E. Strider

3 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

oh shit same age no idea how you havent had some kind of oh shit i like guys moment i had mine when i was shit 23 i think i might have been 28 i cant keep track of time i thought i was 39 until a couple days ago lost 3 whole years wait fuck thats 4 years #substance

Roan Lalonde. He/Him.

3 weeks ago

@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

I will be re-chitting this promptly.

me fr dude i dont know what i am i just fuck whoever i feel like. #nsfw

what old man i gotta see this.

(alpha) David E. Strider

3 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

ok i lied theres more than 1 but you have to fucking guess which ones no ones getting me to spill which old dudes im simping for unless those guys dm me then its all over because holy fuck i will not be able to control myself hot damn #substance

im not active or conscious enough right now to guess just dm who they are i aint gonna take em or tell anyone.

(alpha) David E. Strider

3 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

let me finish my breadsticks first #substance

kay.

Vivian Alkemo

3 weeks ago

@funnyStray[FS]

* #jealous #starving

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

3 weeks ago

@commanderGenes[CG]

MAN IS IT #FOODHOUR OR WHAT?

(alpha) David E. Strider

3 weeks ago

@snowflameKinnie[SK]

nah man but it is breadstick heaven up in here i am rolling in these breadsticks #substance

Ashuko "Sour Apple" Evolia

0 months ago

@tricksterNebula[TN]

₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy˚.⭒