(alpha) David E. Strider: "anyone want to know about the strider rizz method its real…"

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love yourself

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

Luxury Class Chittrer

This user doesn't just own the finer things in life. This user is them.

All That Glitters

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@turophileGibber[TG]

works like a charm too

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

you look damn comfortable iin your pfp. II am ju2t gonna lay down here and contemplate how II could dupliicate that level of comfort.

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Karkat Vantas

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@knightGeneticist[KG]

THE FACT THAT I STOPPED TO ACTUALLY READ THIS JUST PROVES HOW WELL THIS WORKS.. FUCK..

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

D Strider

Illumimenati

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

what the fuck am i looking at

↩ @knightGeneticist[KG]

you are cooked.

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

Karkat Vantas

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@knightGeneticist[KG]

WELL YEAH I KNEW THAT. I’M GOING TO MARRY MY DAVE SO IT’S NOT A SURPRISE. BUT THE FACT THAT I STILL DO THIS WITH EVERY DAVE IS KIND OF EMBARRASSING..

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

Thii2 ii2 what happen2 when one of u2 ha2 ample tiime, nearly iinfiiniite re2ource2, and ii2n't con2tantly maniipulated or tryiing two fiix everyone el2e'2 2hiit for them. The two tower2 iin the front make up my clu2ter blade beehou2e maiinframe 2y2tem, each of them computiing the iinver2e of the other, wiith the 2mall clu2ter frame iin the rear doiing data checkiing between the two tower2 two en2ure each ii2 calculatiing the oppo2iite of the other. they are cyrogeniically cooled u2iing liiquiid heliium and the worker bee2 2wap tower2 two make 2ure no one worker bee doe2 two much of the 2ame work. 2o far iit'2 been my be2t de2iign. The worker bee2 de2piite beiing cryo cooled are operatiing at normal body temp, and iif the cooliing 2y2tem 2hould faiil, they wiill throttle back wiithout explodiing, the cooliing ii2 priimariily there two make 2ure the frame2 them2elve2 do not melt down.

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

D Strider

Illumimenati

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@turntechGoddouche[TG]

i. what. what

↩ @turntechGoddouche[TG]

II a22ure you that a more proper and detaiiled explanatiion would explode mo2t people'2 thiinkpan2, let'2 prevent that. ju2t know II have legiit and totally not iillegal copiie2 of every 2iingle uniiver2e'2 Alterniian and Earth Human computer and viideo game2 iif you are down two play any.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

D Strider