♠ hated by @assholeBodyguard
♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.
#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "@ASSHOLEbODYGUARD . HE STINKS' PEE. YEW! [fORM IN PINNED]
and n0w i must ask the audience if they w0uld #smash0rpass me
I try to maintain a docile and yielding posture when I'm on the road. Being surrounded by idiots intent on throwing themselves into harm's way is old hat, and as much as I love to yap about vehicular manslaughter, I do not love filling out Dirk's insurance forms. But when a fellow SmartCar can't figure out a simple zip merge, it leaves me no choice but intracommunity violence. #ForLegalReasons #Sorry. Sent from my Cybertruck
-^Everyone wants me.^-
Yes I do
> Holy fucking COPE. > Just make the time and effort! > Then just get the money! > It's really simple to fix all these bullshit solutions, sounds to me like you wanna be PITIED. WAAAAAH. Lol!!! > I hate you too.
I think if you're hiveless it's kinda your fault. Don't blame the system and take accountability. Maybe your spawn canY/[N] rest because you made them wrong Y/N?
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you fuckin asked wwhat the hell
> Sounds to me like you don't know how to simply sleep. Skill issue honestly! LOL!
thinking about how bad i wanna ride my bf in the front seat of a car hmmm #nsfw
ok i survvivved evveryone cheers
some bodyguard you are if you cant even keep people off ya own dam post just sayin
lmao dm me loser
whats your #
yeah